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Post by old-timer » January 19, 2015, 2:44 pm

stattointhailand wrote:Much better to go to the loo or bog or WC or piss'ole or crap'ouse if you wanted to point percy at the porcelain :-"
The bath, hand basin or kitchen sink will do just fine after a heavy session p1ssed as a f@rt.

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Post by stattointhailand » January 19, 2015, 2:49 pm

old-timer wrote:
stattointhailand wrote:Much better to go to the loo or bog or WC or piss'ole or crap'ouse if you wanted to point percy at the porcelain :-"
The bath, hand basin or kitchen sink will do just fine after a heavy session p1ssed as a f@rt.

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Thought that was when you used the wardrobe OT :-k

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Post by socksy » January 19, 2015, 3:43 pm

BossHogg69 wrote:I am not Briish but ENGLISH, British is for all the imported scum.
What a bonehead ignorant comment. And here was me thinking people from Scotland, England, Northern Ireland and Wales were British (or Briish as you say). Best I go back to school. I'm sure my Thai born stepson would love to meet you and you could tell him to his face he is imported scum. And by the way he work's, supports himself, passed his UK Citizenship and now has a British Passport.
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Post by stattointhailand » January 19, 2015, 4:03 pm

Reckon Boss Hogg can trace his Ancesters back a cott'n pick'n bit further than jus Daisy Duke ..... maybe even as far as 937 an' the formation of the Kingdom of England ;)

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Post by MALC » January 19, 2015, 8:19 pm

wow im a brit.and only got 14 out of 15.back to school.

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Post by bignote1 » January 19, 2015, 8:40 pm

15 out of 15 for me. I suspect it will be the under 40's who will fail this test.
Can we add to the list:-
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Post by Khun Paul » January 19, 2015, 8:56 pm

In its legal sense, the term 'nationality' is generally understood to
describe the relationship between an individual and the nation State to which he
or she belongs and owes allegiance.

It seems that use
of the term 'English' as a description of nationality began to decline with the
union of the Scottish and English Crowns in 1603, and ceased altogether after
the passing of the Act of Union in 1707. It was this latter Act which
created the "United Kingdom of Great Britain", the political unit of which
England has since been a constituent part. The addition of Ireland to form
the "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland" followed in 1801. A
statute of 1536 -the Laws of Wales Act- had brought about the earlier union of
England and Wales.

One of the functions of the modern British
Nationality Acts has been to identify those who, by virtue of their connection
with the United Kingdom, are British nationals and as such are eligible for
British passports and other associated rights and privileges. The current
law –the British Nationality Act 1981- continues that tradition. It
identifies 6 categories of British nationality as follows: British
citizenship, British overseas territories citizenship, British Overseas
citizenship, and the statuses of British National (Overseas), British subject
and British protected person. The first two reflect the holder’s close
connection (i.e. through birth, adoption, ancestry, registration or
naturalisation) with either the United Kingdom or a remaining British overseas
territory such as Gibraltar. The others reflect similar connections with
former colonies such as India or Malaysia or with foreign territories which were
formerly under British jurisdiction such as Tanzania or the Republic of
Ireland.

Further information about the British Nationality Act 1981
may be obtained by writing to the Nationality Enquiries Section, Home Office
Nationality Group, 3rd floor India Buildings, Water Street, Liverpool L2
0QN. The telephone number is 0845 010 5200.

The legislation
on devolution envisages that nationality law will continue to be made and
administered on a United Kingdom basis, and that there will be no abandonment of
British citizenship in favour of separate English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern
Irish citizenships.

So although under law there is in fact no separate nationality for any of the constituent parts of the United Kingdom , but we allow the Scots and the irish and the Welsh to call themselves Scottish, Irish and Welsh therefore JS I call myself English as it was a nationality and having traced my family back over 500 years in ENGLAND , I am ENGLISH 100% and I defy you to say otherwise, unless of course you invoke the Nationality law, which applies to every member of the United Kingdom.
But whatever I am certainly British as well .

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Post by jackspratt » January 19, 2015, 9:07 pm

Khun Paul wrote: ......... therefore JS I call myself English as it was a nationality and having traced my family back over 500 years in ENGLAND , I am ENGLISH 100% and I defy you to say otherwise, unless of course you invoke the Nationality law, which applies to every member of the United Kingdom.
But whatever I am certainly British as well .
If you don't understand the difference between nationality and race, I can't really assist. :?

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Post by Khun Paul » January 19, 2015, 9:08 pm

Ethnicity is a historic linkage to your ancestors and the tribes and / or countries they originated from. These can be detailed or granular and originate from different time periods (i.e. Scotts-Irish, French, Burgundian, Celtic, English, Anglo-Saxon etc).

Race is a larger abstraction. It is an ancient origin of common ethnicities. Many ethnic Europeans groups are thought to have originated from the Caucasus thousands of years ago and are labelled together as 'Caucasian'.
here is an explanation for you .

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Post by old-timer » January 19, 2015, 9:29 pm

OT's an English, British, European from the United Kingdom.


OT.......... \:D/

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Post by stattointhailand » January 19, 2015, 9:39 pm

old-timer wrote:OT's an English, British, European from the United Kingdom.


OT.......... \:D/
:shock: Always thought OT was English, British, European from the pub :confused:

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Post by bignote1 » January 19, 2015, 10:47 pm

Khun Paul wrote: but we allow the Scots and the irish and the Welsh to call themselves Scottish, Irish and Welsh
Who iswe; the English?

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Post by msa » January 20, 2015, 2:53 am

Got 13 out of 15.

And all those of you claiming to be English, you are actually Danish just like me.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » January 20, 2015, 3:58 am

msa wrote:Got 13 out of 15. And all those of you claiming to be English, you are actually Danish just like me. M
This might be true. My ancestors are Canadian, English and before that Norman, which suggests Denmark or Norway prior to Normandy.
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Post by bignote1 » January 20, 2015, 4:20 am

[/quote]This might be true. My ancestors are Canadian, English and before that Norman, which suggests Denmark or Norway prior to Normandy.[/quote]
Norman who? Mailer, Tebbit or Wisdom?

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Post by Earnest » January 20, 2015, 5:53 am

BossHogg69 wrote:I am not Briish but ENGLISH, British is for all the imported scum.
Well, I'm Briish and proud of it, fatty!

Gee, Uncle T, I scored 15 and shared it on Face Book. :lol:
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Post by pomps » January 20, 2015, 6:59 am

Very entertaining \:D/ Friar tuck :shock: I managed 15/15 8-[

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Post by BossHogg69 » January 20, 2015, 7:55 am

socksy wrote:
BossHogg69 wrote:I am not Briish but ENGLISH, British is for all the imported scum.
What a bonehead ignorant comment. And here was me thinking people from Scotland, England, Northern Ireland and Wales were British (or Briish as you say). Best I go back to school. I'm sure my Thai born stepson would love to meet you and you could tell him to his face he is imported scum. And by the way he work's, supports himself, passed his UK Citizenship and now has a British Passport.
Yes he is now called British, such a joke, will never be English!!!!!!!!

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Post by GT93 » January 20, 2015, 2:42 pm

Are the British living outside the UK imported scum? I read today there are a fair few Brits on the dole in wealthy European countries such as Germany.
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Post by jackspratt » January 20, 2015, 3:10 pm

GT93 wrote:Are the British living outside the UK imported scum?
According to Myk's definition, they must be exported scum. :D

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