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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by Zidane » November 9, 2017, 6:39 pm

Some reactions to the news that Everton want Diego Simeone to be their new manager.....
Note that Phil Neville and Glenn Roeder are still available..... :badteeth:
Jurgen Klopp reacts......jpg


Dan McLaughlin @Dan23_92
'Diego Simeone is Everton's number 1 target. Marrying Mila Kunis and winning an Oscar next year are mine but they won't fcuking happen."

Ell Bretland @EllBretland
"Only Everton Football Club can be linked to both Sam Allardyce and Diego Simeone in the space of 24 hours..."

John O Sullivan @Corballyred
"Everton want Simeone😳I want a Ferrari but I live in reality unlike Moshiri appears to be😀"

Tim Bolton @timbolton1
"Everton want Diego Simeone to be their next manager. In other news, I want to have s e x with Jennifer Lawrence. 😂"


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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » November 10, 2017, 2:22 am

im sure the controversial cabby will come back to answer this :D :-" =D>

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by stattointhailand » November 10, 2017, 10:51 am

Zid [-X [-X [-X [-X

You know very well, that photo of Klopp was taken when a Liverpool defender made a tackle :shock:

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by stattointhailand » November 10, 2017, 11:22 am

"Antonio Conte is reportedly keen on Christian Benteke and Richmon Boakye, having failed to be convinced by Michy Batshuayi as back-up for Alvaro Morata. "

from sky transfer centre

Better start looking for TWO more strikers Brian :roll:

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by 747man » November 10, 2017, 11:37 pm

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
November 9, 2017, 3:24 pm
747man wrote:
November 9, 2017, 11:19 am
Next Everton manager - 'Diego Simeone's style would have the old lady at her snarling, bear pit-like best

And IF It does happen "The Kopites Heads WOULD be Falling OFF "
you said something like that when you signed rooney,hows that working out for you :D can,t recall hearing about anyones head falling off :D
No I said that about our NEW Stadium on the docks.....It's Going Ahead Don't Kid Yerself Laaaadddd !!! :-" :-"

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by 747man » November 10, 2017, 11:39 pm

Zidane wrote:
November 9, 2017, 6:39 pm
Some reactions to the news that Everton want Diego Simeone to be their new manager.....
Note that Phil Neville and Glenn Roeder are still available..... :badteeth:

Jurgen Klopp reacts......jpg



Dan McLaughlin @Dan23_92
'Diego Simeone is Everton's number 1 target. Marrying Mila Kunis and winning an Oscar next year are mine but they won't fcuking happen."

Ell Bretland @EllBretland
"Only Everton Football Club can be linked to both Sam Allardyce and Diego Simeone in the space of 24 hours..."

John O Sullivan @Corballyred
"Everton want Simeone😳I want a Ferrari but I live in reality unlike Moshiri appears to be😀"

Tim Bolton @timbolton1
"Everton want Diego Simeone to be their next manager. In other news, I want to have s e x with Jennifer Lawrence. 😂"
Yeah,But those comments are ALL Fron The Reds**te....Deluded They Are.... [-X [-X

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by Zidane » November 11, 2017, 8:55 am

Latest betting odds for the new Everton manager.....

David Unsworth 2/1
Sam Allardyce 6/1
Marco Silva 10/1
Sean Dyche 15/1
Thomas Tuchel 20/1
Theresa May 25/1
Donald Trump 30/1
Ken Dodd 33/1
747man 40/1
Carlo Ancellotti 45/1
Diego Simeone 50/1


Dan McLaughlin @Dan23_92
'Diego Simeone is Everton's number 1 target. Marrying Mila Kunis and winning an Oscar next year are mine but they won't fcuking happen."

Its rumoured when Farhad Moshiri heard the name Mila Kunis he immediately informed the Everton board that he was willing to break the clubs transfer record to get this proven European striker but then Bill Kenwright told him Mila was an actress ! :D
Cant be Fake News as its on the Rumours thread ! ;)
Anyway,as there are no EPL games this weekend,here are a couple of pics of Mila Kounis to help footie fans get through the next couple of days !
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » November 11, 2017, 9:06 am

I want a golden unicorn that sihts 1000 baht notes,ain,t life a bitch,like i said earlier they will get who they are given,not who they want,hope its unsworth and drunken duncan :D

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by Drunk Monkey » November 11, 2017, 1:47 pm

SCUNTHORPE Utd ... issue HANDS OFF GRAHAM ALEXANDER warning to EPL clubs Everton and West Ham !! ...
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by Zidane » November 11, 2017, 2:15 pm

Drunk Monkey wrote:
November 11, 2017, 1:47 pm
SCUNTHORPE Utd ... issue HANDS OFF GRAHAM ALEXANDER warning to EPL clubs Everton and West Ham !! ...
You must have missed the news earlier in the week when David Moyes was appointed the new manager of West Ham !
Either that,or like many people,you are refusing to believe it ! :D
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by Drunk Monkey » November 11, 2017, 2:21 pm

I thought the Moyes appointment was an early Aprils Fool joke Zid ... a disaster for WH .. he is a total plonker as del boy says .
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by 747man » November 11, 2017, 5:13 pm

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
November 11, 2017, 9:06 am
I want a golden unicorn that sihts 1000 baht notes,ain,t life a bitch,like i said earlier they will get who they are given,not who they want,hope its unsworth and drunken duncan :D
Just Wait for it, YOU Might be Surprised..... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by 747man » November 11, 2017, 5:14 pm

747man 40/1.......Oi,Andy...........I'm NOT Havin' That....

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by dezzer111 » November 11, 2017, 6:40 pm

747man wrote:
November 11, 2017, 5:14 pm
747man 40/1.......Oi,Andy...........I'm NOT Havin' That....
I'm surprised Moyes
didn't find his way back to Everton :D
Anyway i think its tier 2 for the Hammers mate.
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by stattointhailand » November 12, 2017, 7:04 pm

UNSWORTH: NO NEWS

In case you missed this news we brought you earlier, Everton caretaker manager David Unsworth, who is taking part in a charity sleepover at Goodison Park, says there is no update on the manager's job.

I'll just report it ........ over to you TAXI :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » November 14, 2017, 8:46 am

Looks like evertons search for a new manager could soon be coming an end,spotted coming out the changing rooms at finch farm sometime yesterday
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by Zidane » November 14, 2017, 9:36 am

stattointhailand wrote:
November 12, 2017, 7:04 pm
UNSWORTH: NO NEWS

In case you missed this news we brought you earlier, Everton caretaker manager David Unsworth, who is taking part in a charity sleepover at Goodison Park, says there is no update on the manager's job.

I'll just report it ........ over to you TAXI :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was waiting for someone to suggest that the whole Everton first team squad have been on a "permanent sleepover" since 12th August but I guess that's not going to happen ! :-s

Latest news from Goodison Park.......
Watford have rejected an approach from Everton for their highly-rated Portuguese manager Marco Silva.
Silva, 40, has only been in charge for 11 Premier League games at Vicarage Road after leaving Hull City following their relegation last season.
Everton had made him their prime target to succeed the sacked Ronald Koeman, but the Hornets are determined to reject any attempts to lure Silva away.
It now remains to be seen whether the Toffees intensify their interest.
Everton under-23 coach David Unsworth is currently in caretaker charge after Koeman was sacked less than 24 hours after the 5-2 home defeat by Arsenal on 22 October.
Unsworth has won only one of his four games in charge, ironically a 3-2 victory against Silva's Watford after coming from two goals down.
Former England manager Sam Allardyce has been linked with the Everton job on a short-term basis, while Burnley's Sean Dyche is another name that has been touted as taking over at Goodison Park.Others like Glenn Roeder,Donald Trump and Ken Dodd are believed to have distanced themselves from the job.
Silva, however, has now moved to the top of Everton's list to take over permanently from Koeman.
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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by stattointhailand » November 14, 2017, 8:55 pm

Ostersunds have refused Everton's request to talk to Graham Potter.

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by stattointhailand » November 15, 2017, 7:16 pm

Looks like Utd are prepared to let Fellaini go for free in the summer .....

What price Moyse taking him to East London in January :lol:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41996222

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Re: Football Rumours Mark 2

Post by stattointhailand » November 16, 2017, 4:08 pm

Scouse postmen are to receive a performance related bonus this month due to the number of managerial refusals they have had to deliver to Goodison Park

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