How to Approach a Thai Woman

Post by **trubrit** » September 3, 2010, 6:45 am

nkstan wrote:
maikauzai wrote:I would like to have your thoughts. How could I approach a Thai woman if I don't speak Thai and she doesn't speak English?
Seriously,buy or borrow a small very cute female dog,like mine,put little bows on it,walk around the Night Market,sober,smile,every gal that shows an interest in the dog,you can engage with a smile!They will ask h the name,whether it is girl or boy.etc. etc.!If you have the ability to speak Thai,nit noi,you are on your way!

If you are like me,your biggest problem will be how to get rid of the wife and look much younger!

If she reads this Stan I think you have solved the last one .

Two questions though.
Why does it have to be a female dog? Do they actually lift its tail and look ? I've seen some pretty little males with bows.

Which brings me back on topic with advise to the OP. Make sure she, is a she first or you may regret that smile . Or maybe not , who knows . TIT.

Post by **Galee** » September 3, 2010, 6:59 am

Just say, "Boom Boom". It's universal, she'll get your drift.

Post by **rick** » September 3, 2010, 8:03 am

You do not need to find them, if you are worth having, they will approach YOU.

Post by **nkstan** » September 3, 2010, 9:29 am

trubrit wrote:
nkstan wrote:
maikauzai wrote:I would like to have your thoughts. How could I approach a Thai woman if I don't speak Thai and she doesn't speak English?
Seriously,buy or borrow a small very cute female dog,like mine,put little bows on it,walk around the Night Market,sober,smile,every gal that shows an interest in the dog,you can engage with a smile!They will ask h the name,whether it is girl or boy.etc. etc.!If you have the ability to speak Thai,nit noi,you are on your way!

If you are like me,your biggest problem will be how to get rid of the wife and look much younger!
If she reads this Stan I think you have solved the last one . Two questions though.
Why does it have to be a female dog? Do they actually lift its tail and look ? I've seen some pretty little males with bows. Which brings me back on topic with advise to the OP. Make sure she, is a she first or you may regret that smile . Or maybe not , who knows . TIT.

Female dogs are not so quick to pee,as the male dog likes to mark territory.The girls relate to the ''female'' dog better,even like the female names!I would think having as many ''smilie items'' as possible.would insure the lengthening of the initial contact and it might be hard to explain the use of bows on the male dog unless you are ''shopping'' for a she that is a ''he''

Post by **ronan01** » September 3, 2010, 10:05 pm

nkstan - if your wife ever reads this thread she will probably confiscate the dog

Post by **thrilled** » September 4, 2010, 12:12 am

If your looking for A woman that doesn't speak any english,then your best bet would be to go to school and start learning thai.Ya need to communicate.

Post by **hangsaboot** » September 4, 2010, 1:27 am

nkstan - if your wife ever reads this thread she will probably confiscate the dog[/quote]

na ,,,,, she will probably confiscate nkstan .

Post by **chanthima13** » May 6, 2011, 9:49 am

taking thai class or she takes english class

Post by **arjay** » May 6, 2011, 10:53 am

The short answer to the OP's question, "politely", - should always help, (if you are looking for a polite one).

Post by **Prenders88** » May 6, 2011, 1:06 pm

Get yourself a copy of Thai for Lovers, by Nit and Jack Ajee.
Published by Paiboon. ISBN 1-887521-04-6

It has an excellent Profanisaurus at the back with all the dirty slang and colloquialisms you will ever need.

Got my copy in Bangkok, not seen it for sale in Udon.

Post by **GARYZX6R** » May 6, 2011, 3:41 pm

Chantima 13,taking Thai lessons would be good if you can find a Thai teacher [-o<

Not interested in paying 2600 bht for 2 weeks of lessons as one school in Central charges

In the mean time still waiting for my school to employ one

Post by **B52** » May 6, 2011, 4:19 pm

From behind usually works

Post by **pienmash** » May 6, 2011, 4:50 pm

Whilst living in Pattaya i soon found out there was only one way to approach a Thai woman ......... with a thousand baht sticking out ones top pocket . I worked for me cos i married two of them !!

Disclaimer - the above is written in jest b4 i get the not all Thai woman are ..... and stereotyping blablabla.

Post by **chanthima13** » May 8, 2011, 5:25 am

Hey Gary have you tried youtube there are some vdo learn how to speak Thai ...