2017 Ashes Tour
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Sorry to disappoint you Wazza. I would never get or spread the rhetoric that often dribbles from the mouths of the left leaning ABC.
Use a much more international news service
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Fox updates, that way the Rugby League and Cricket can be combined to overtake the AFL crowd numbers , LOL
one thing we all agree on, Day 5 tickets unless given away for free, arent worth buying
one thing we all agree on, Day 5 tickets unless given away for free, arent worth buying
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Chris Woakes took six of the nine Cricket Australia XI wickets to fall on day one of England’s final tour match ahead of next week’s Ashes opener.
http://www.skysports.com/live-scores/cr ... 268/report
http://www.skysports.com/live-scores/cr ... 268/report
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Sadly the rest of the bowling & fielding side rather made a hash of it, with dropped catches & inconsistent length.
Mind you those cheating Australian ***** have deliberately prepared pitches for the warm up games that will bear no semblance to what will be prepared for the Tests..
Mind you those cheating Australian ***** have deliberately prepared pitches for the warm up games that will bear no semblance to what will be prepared for the Tests..
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I avoided commenting on that bit Bob
Surprised we actually managed to find QUEENSLAND let alone Townsville
Good job Bruce was driving the bus
Surprised we actually managed to find QUEENSLAND let alone Townsville
Good job Bruce was driving the bus
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Good ne BobBobHelm wrote: ↑November 15, 2017, 7:58 pmSadly the rest of the bowling & fielding side rather made a hash of it, with dropped catches & inconsistent length.
Mind you those cheating Australian ***** have deliberately prepared pitches for the warm up games that will bear no semblance to what will be prepared for the Tests..
The Aussies have been found out again, and naturally the only country to prepare pitches to suit the homeboys.
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Ha, ha Barney in England you don't need to fix the pitches - just rely on the weather & fix the toss...
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I thought this was interesting with the best part being Sir Geoffrey's analysis of himself - particularly as non of his co- commentators put him in their teams!!
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The hosts out for 250.Close - England lead Cricket Australia XI by 87 runs with 7 wickets remaining
Good opening stand between Cook & Stoneman of 172, but I don't think the pitch offered a great deal to the fielding side..
Root, not out 62 & Malan, not out 57 will continue in the morning...
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Englands selectors have put out an urgent SOS for anyone with knowledge of the whereabouts of Alan Knott. Seems that they are desperate to cover all shock moves from the Aussie selectors :-"
" If the Aussies are going to let their keeper use a zimmer frame behind the stumps, that brings Alan Knott back into the reckoning"
" If the Aussies are going to let their keeper use a zimmer frame behind the stumps, that brings Alan Knott back into the reckoning"
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Alan Phillip Eric Knott
Signed my copy of MCC Coaching book back in Tassie, before Noah
Silly ol kent I am
Signed my copy of MCC Coaching book back in Tassie, before Noah
Silly ol kent I am
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I thought it would be more ....... Groan Tassies Number 2 keeper
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Everyone in Tassie is a keeper, inc my sister !
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Strewth Bruce, was Sheila close to a call up then? that 'ad be worth 'avin' a tinnie or six
If your sis is from Tassie she must know my cousins Arthur & Minna Ellen Crudgington and their sprog Mildred, they lived just down the road at Lenard Ave Moohah Hobart Tasmania
If your sis is from Tassie she must know my cousins Arthur & Minna Ellen Crudgington and their sprog Mildred, they lived just down the road at Lenard Ave Moohah Hobart Tasmania
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Not sure if Monty Python or Barry McKenzie did more for Australian Culture than Hoges,
But Marsh, must be some sort of Trojan Horse that CA havent explained to us the paying public, maybe its their revenge on the consumer to backing the players during the pay dispute,
a case of Som Num Na to the cricketing public, except the Poms , who must be suffering a sever bout of incontinence , or pissing themselves big time
But Marsh, must be some sort of Trojan Horse that CA havent explained to us the paying public, maybe its their revenge on the consumer to backing the players during the pay dispute,
a case of Som Num Na to the cricketing public, except the Poms , who must be suffering a sever bout of incontinence , or pissing themselves big time
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Probably Hoges had most influence, but I remember tears running down my face the first time I heard the Bruce sketch on Python ..... ranked alongside the Canadian mounties in the lumberjack song
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Im called Bruce and Im Ok.
On Sundays I go bowling....
On Sundays I go bowling....
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Just remember Bruce, rule number six
Oh bugger there is no rule six
OK rule seven ...... NO POOFTERS
Oh bugger there is no rule six
OK rule seven ...... NO POOFTERS
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Paul Hogan was our best cricket ambassador.
His take on our one and only series against Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7eTuXR0aGI
When the great aussie cricket yobbo was alive and well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJXY7Qi0P8
His take on our one and only series against Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7eTuXR0aGI
When the great aussie cricket yobbo was alive and well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJXY7Qi0P8