The Ministry of silly walks and even stupider days are yet to allocate the 2018 days for .....
Petrol Pump Attendant day ......... which is usually held around 30th Feb
Scavenger in the dustbin for plastic bottles day usually around 31st April
White van man delivering big bottles of water day/days ....... this will be a three or four day celebration usually held 22/25 Sept to represent the fact that they deliver 100+ litres to your door on 22nd, and still think it's a great idea to return and ring your doorbell to see if you need water on each of 23rd 24th and 25th before disappearing not to be seen again until about 22nd of the following month
