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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by 747man » September 2, 2017, 6:54 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
September 2, 2017, 4:46 pm
747man wrote:
September 2, 2017, 9:42 am
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 2, 2017, 8:45 am
serves him right for driving a vw Beetle,does this mean hes gonner have more points than everton? :D
PROBABLY........ ;) ;) ;)
Always said mate Rooney has got an ego. He thinks hes untouchable supposed to set an example to youngsters
But no the dirty little buggers at it again SACK him :(
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Post by fogeyes » September 2, 2017, 8:49 pm

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Post by Zidane » September 3, 2017, 9:46 am

Rooney has been slated in the press and social media with phrases like "the sack" or "divorce" being commonplace.
However,this post from our friends on Udon Talk appears to have a unique solution to the problem ! :D

Re: Wayne Rooney charged with drink driving
by Chop Suey » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:06 am
Or leave him on the Subs bench and let 747 play the full 90 minutes.
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Post by 747man » September 3, 2017, 10:50 am

Zidane wrote:
September 3, 2017, 9:46 am
Rooney has been slated in the press and social media with phrases like "the sack" or "divorce" being commonplace.
However,this post from our friends on Udon Talk appears to have a unique solution to the problem ! :D

Re: Wayne Rooney charged with drink driving
by Chop Suey » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:06 am
Or leave him on the Subs bench and let 747 play the full 90 minutes.
:shock: :shock: Andy, I Couldn't play for 9 Minutes, Let alone the full 90... :shock: :shock:

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Zidane » September 4, 2017, 8:38 am

Heres the young lady,Laura Simpson 29,who Wayne Rooney had kindly offered to drive home.....all innocent and above board readers :^o
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But Mrs Rooney has been texting Laura about this......heres a quote from The Sun :badteeth:

"Coleen had quizzed Laura, of Irlam, Gtr Manchester, about claims Everton ace Rooney had ogled her boobs before they kissed.
Laura has admitted he admired her boobs and asked what size they were. [-X
She added: “He asked if they were real and said, ‘I’d like to get my hands on them’.” [-X
She also claimed: “Was I going to spend the night with him? Yes, perhaps. [-X We hadn’t really discussed it. We just wanted to be away from all those prying eyes.”
But she insisted to Coleen that “nothing like that happened”.
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by BobHelm » September 4, 2017, 8:50 am

Zidane wrote:
September 2, 2017, 8:55 am
EX-England captain Wayne Rooney was taking a mystery brunette home in her car
Does not look much of a brunette to me, more of a blonde bimbo... but the bottle (alcohol or hair colour :D ) could have an impact on that i guess...

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Post by Zidane » September 4, 2017, 11:49 am

Heres a pic taken of her yesterday in The Sun.....
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Who is Laura Simpson?
Laura Simpson is a 29-year-old from Irlam in Greater Manchester. She met Rooney while he was on a night out in Alderley Edge, Cheshire, a popular area with Premier League footballers based in the North West.
Online she has described herself as a regional sales and lettings manager but it is not known for which company she works.
She has admitted to being "swept away" after first meeting Rooney at the Bubble Room cocktail bar where Rooney danced on the tables and belted out Oasis songs.

Simpson has a profile on a controversial dating website.Is she on a sugar daddy website?
The busty Laura is a paid-up member of a dating website where young women spend time with wealthy older men in exchange for top notch dinners and exotic trips.
Her profile on SeekingArrangement.com says Laura is "looking for someone who can provide a luxury lifestyle".
The page also says how Laura is seeking a partner who is willing and able to spend up £6,000-a-month on providing her with gifts and grub.

Out of reach for most Udon Map members,I guess.......6,000 baht a month is stretching it for most of us ! :D
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Post by stattointhailand » September 4, 2017, 5:24 pm

"We just wanted to be away from all those prying eyes.”

Hmmmmm yes you can see by the way she dresses she doesn't want people looking at her .... poor thing. it must have been horrible for her to have all that attention :-&

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Post by trubrit » September 4, 2017, 7:21 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 4, 2017, 5:24 pm
"We just wanted to be away from all those prying eyes.”

Hmmmmm yes you can see by the way she dresses she doesn't want people looking at her .... poor thing. it must have been horrible for her to have all that attention :-&
God he must have been well pee'd to fancy that, it's going to cost him big time now though and according to the reports he didn't even have a nibble. feel sorry for his wife and kids including the so far unborn one. It just shows you don't have to have a brain to kick a ball.
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by stattointhailand » September 4, 2017, 9:56 pm

trubrit wrote:
September 4, 2017, 7:21 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 4, 2017, 5:24 pm
"We just wanted to be away from all those prying eyes.”

Hmmmmm yes you can see by the way she dresses she doesn't want people looking at her .... poor thing. it must have been horrible for her to have all that attention :-&
God he must have been well pee'd to fancy that, it's going to cost him big time now though and according to the reports he didn't even have a nibble. feel sorry for his wife and kids including the so far unborn one. It just shows you don't have to have a brain to kick a ball.
The last thing I saw looking like that was working in D & N and Mr Rooney would have had more than a shock if he had managed a nibble !!
Whilst agreeing to a point TB that I feel sorry for Coleen, she MUST have known what he was like BEFORE she married him, and as for the kids, they have his genes (well probably??) so will think he has done nowt wrong anyway :shock:

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by stattointhailand » September 7, 2017, 8:19 pm

PL CLUBS VOTE TO CLOSE WINDOW EARLY

Premier League clubs vote to close the summer transfer window before first game of next season.
It will close at 5pm on the Thursday before start of next season
The new rule only applies to buying players - clubs will still have ability to sell players to other leagues in which their window is open.
The Transfer Window in January remain unaffected.

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by BobHelm » September 8, 2017, 8:03 am

Personally I am in favour of the concept but it looks a bit naive if the Continentals can still buy your players after this window has shut...

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Post by Brian Davis » September 8, 2017, 9:05 am

I find the transfer window rather a joke. Yes, it's exciting to see who your club may have bought. But, with a couple of months to take definite action, we endure the cat and mouse game between clubs, agents and players to reach an agreement, culminating in the stampede at the last minute. Surely there's a more professional way?

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Post by stattointhailand » September 8, 2017, 11:05 am

Brian Davis wrote:
September 8, 2017, 9:05 am
I find the transfer window rather a joke. Yes, it's exciting to see who your club may have bought. But, with a couple of months to take definite action, we endure the cat and mouse game between clubs, agents and players to reach an agreement, culminating in the stampede at the last minute. Surely there's a more professional way?
Not sure what other options there are Brian.......... a D(r)AFT? No that's even more stupid :roll:


How about putting players on contracts? Each contract could be for a certain amount of seasons and end when that season finishes. All contracts WILL be honoured by both Club and Player until it's terminating date (sign a three year contract and you stay put for 3 years) Then and only then can you sign for someone else. Any player refusing to play for his contracted team will be payed for the remainder of his contract (at the average salary for the country he is working in ie: abt 20,000 quid A YEAR?). Any team refusing to play a contracted player who is fit and able to play (making train with reserves etc) shall be required to pay his salary in full and the two parties shall be required to attend an independent arbitration panel who will be given the power to make a binding decision. All contracts will include a Promotion and relegation clause which increases/decreases a players salary depending on Promotion/relegation. This will have the added benefit for the fans as players WILL have to give 100% as the option to jump a sinking ship will be withdrawn. It will also give "crowd favorites" the security that they will not be discarded in favour of a Prima donna as soon as promotion is obtained

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Zidane » September 8, 2017, 4:47 pm

BobHelm wrote:
September 8, 2017, 8:03 am
Personally I am in favour of the concept but it looks a bit naive if the Continentals can still buy your players after this window has shut...
Everybody should be singing from the same hymn sheet.Its no good if the British can no longer buy players but the continentals can still get yours.
Look at possible scenarios that could have happened this season (but didn't) if the new system starts.....
Coutinho to Barcelona
Sanchez to Bayern Munich
Van Dijk to Inter Milan
de Gea to Real Madrid
Its a good idea,in principle,but the transfer window has to have the same cut off date across all of Europe.
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Post by stattointhailand » September 8, 2017, 5:11 pm

Whats wrong with all Premier League Clubs signing a binding contract (500,000,000 fine for breaking it) to agree that NOBODY will sell a player after the Window closes for them to buy players ....... Nobody can force them to sell a player after Aug 8th ...... Its only the GREEDY owners that will sell [-X

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Post by 747man » September 8, 2017, 8:09 pm

England - Premier League September 9
18:30Manchester City ? - ? Liverpool
21:00Arsenal ? - ? AFC Bournemouth
21:00Brighton & Hove Albion ? - ? West Bromwich Albion
21:00Everton ? - ? Tottenham Hotspur
21:00Leicester City ? - ? Chelsea
21:00Southampton ? - ? Watford
23:30Stoke City ? - ? Manchester United

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Post by stattointhailand » September 8, 2017, 9:06 pm

I really think Chelsea will score more than ? 747 :-k

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Post by BobHelm » September 9, 2017, 7:56 am

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Monday 11th September

West Ham United 20:00 Huddersfield Town

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Zidane » September 9, 2017, 8:04 am

For readers who might still be a little unsure,the early kick off is Manchester City v Liverpool at 6.30pm Thai.....should be a cracker and I reckon it will be a 2-2 draw.
The pick of the 9pm kick offs would appear to be Everton v The Spuds,but Leicester v Chelsea could be tasty also.
Enjoy the nights viewing....
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