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by jackspratt
December 11, 2019, 8:32 am
Forum: U.K.
Topic: The U.K.'s Christmas Election
Replies: 67
Views: 1951

Re: The U.K.'s Christmas Election

To me life is but a relay race, we have done our leg and now passed the baton on to the next generation, how fast they go is up to them, time for us to sit back and watch them . Too bad I guess if the baton we are passing on is rapidly becoming more and more poisonous, with a good chance of infecti...
by jackspratt
December 11, 2019, 8:28 am
Forum: U.K.
Topic: The U.K.'s Christmas Election
Replies: 67
Views: 1951

Re: The U.K.'s Christmas Election

yartims wrote:
December 10, 2019, 9:20 pm

the boy on the floor in the hospital was fake news concocted by some nut

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/ ... spital-boy
That's not what the linked article says, Izzie. :confused:

Do you have a reading comprehension problem?
by jackspratt
December 10, 2019, 6:43 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: A weird insect
Replies: 8
Views: 422

Re: A weird insect

I suspect, based on his selfie avatar, that Mex would struggle with any type of hat. :D

As for the Aussie cork hat - it would be a very expensive proposition these days if you wanted to base it on wine bottle corks. :drunk:
by jackspratt
December 8, 2019, 2:21 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: Elon Musk Wins
Replies: 14
Views: 566

Re: Elon Musk Wins

So saint, if someone comes on here and calls you (by your real name) "peddo guy" that will be OK then?

ps I am potless. 8)
by jackspratt
December 7, 2019, 5:33 pm
Forum: Cars & Trucks For Sale/Wanted
Topic: Kubota KRT 140+ Tractor (Price Reduced)
Replies: 2
Views: 902

Re: Kubota KRT 140+ Tractor (Price Reduced)

Reduced again, 130k, a real bargain.

Gathering dust - needs to be gone.
by jackspratt
December 7, 2019, 5:28 pm
Forum: U.K.
Topic: The U.K.'s Christmas Election
Replies: 67
Views: 1951

Re: The U.K.'s Christmas Election

Well this guy is clearly an astute observer, but probably hasn't got the same degree of love that Boris enjoys from some on the Map:

NSFW!



I particularly liked this bit:
Boris, ...... looking like a startled pig in a hay bale......
:D
by jackspratt
December 6, 2019, 4:42 pm
Forum: U.K.
Topic: The U.K.'s Christmas Election
Replies: 67
Views: 1951

Re: The U.K.'s Christmas Election

Johnson's managers seem to be hell-bent on him avoiding any more pre-election debates or one-on-one interviews with anyone that may get him to step on his dick. A direct challenge from the BBC - let's see if Johnson has the cojones to take it up. Andrew Neil has laid down the gauntlet to Boris John...
by jackspratt
December 5, 2019, 7:59 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Plastic Bags
Replies: 59
Views: 1996

Re: Plastic Bags

Are you being deliberately obtuse, statto?

ps that question is rhetorical.
by jackspratt
December 5, 2019, 9:03 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 160
Views: 10422

Re: Weather in Udon ?

The world is now in a grand solar minimum which should be of interest to everyone. Temperatures will be cooler everywhere. Tell that to the people of Perth. Perth smashes December heat record just weeks after November record melts away Perth has posted its earliest 40-degree day in December on reco...
by jackspratt
December 5, 2019, 8:30 am
Forum: Computers, IT & Electronics
Topic: illegal streaming thailand
Replies: 4
Views: 414

Re: illegal streaming thailand

For some reason, the TV report (which appears to be copied by the Samui Times), is shy about naming the miscreants. Not so Stickyboy: A British man and a Thai woman pleaded guilty to infringing the EPL’s copyright in Thailand and were both handed suspended jail terms and ordered to pay millions in d...
by jackspratt
December 4, 2019, 7:47 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: CHEAPEST YES CHEAPEST DRUGS
Replies: 4
Views: 316

Re: CHEAPEST YES CHEAPEST DRUGS

Doodoo wrote:
December 4, 2019, 7:37 pm
AND???
..... please keep up at the back. :D
by jackspratt
December 4, 2019, 5:20 pm
Forum: Thailand News
Topic: Ferrari
Replies: 36
Views: 1335

Re: Ferrari

If you bothered to read Thai news this might just interest you of course if you would rather attempt to ridicule someone feel free. Mr Sarawut said the vehicle felt like it slid on a patch of oil, causing him to lose control, and it hit a concrete barrier in the middle of the road. https://www.bang...
by jackspratt
December 4, 2019, 4:16 pm
Forum: Thailand News
Topic: Ferrari
Replies: 36
Views: 1335

Re: Ferrari

Being ex-UK plod, KP seemingly has extra insight into these matters.

To which Nigglyb can no doubt attest.
by jackspratt
December 4, 2019, 10:04 am
Forum: World News
Topic: Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew
Replies: 62
Views: 2847

Re: Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew

Seems Randy Andy has lost another friend, with Trump turning into the Apostle Peter, and denying knowing him. Unfortunately (for Trump, and even more so, the Duke of York), the Bloated Orange Bullshiitter has been snapped in Andy's company on numerous occasions, plus (according to the Sun) playing 1...
by jackspratt
December 3, 2019, 7:39 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: germany plunging into recession
Replies: 13
Views: 1059

Re: germany plunging into recession

Apparently the German economy has "unplunged" - at least for the time being: Consumption and exports helped the German economy stay above water in the third quarter, when it unexpectedly eked out a modest expansion to avoid a recession. Growth in government and household expenditure accelerated, whi...
by jackspratt
December 3, 2019, 7:28 pm
Forum: Udon Thani News
Topic: Good Samaritan, Udon
Replies: 15
Views: 701

Re: Good Samaritan, Udon

Thanks parrot.... always good to hear another positive story about life in Udon Thani/Thailand. Those with a different experience(s) could always start a new thread to relate their experience(s), instead of polluting this one. =D> They would no doubt get plenty of the resident disaffected whingers p...
by jackspratt
December 3, 2019, 9:59 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Plastic Bags
Replies: 59
Views: 1996

Re: Plastic Bags

glalt wrote:
December 3, 2019, 9:41 am

It's kind of like guns. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
No, plastic bags aren't anything like guns.

Plastic bags were designed to carry, wrap and store things.

Guns were designed solely to kill living things - including people.
by jackspratt
December 2, 2019, 1:32 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Udon Traffic
Replies: 6
Views: 409

Re: Udon Traffic

by jackspratt
December 2, 2019, 9:18 am
Forum: World News
Topic: London Bridge Terror Attack. (29.11.2019)
Replies: 62
Views: 1253

Re: London Bridge Terror Attack. (29.11.2019)

Oh dear!

"Curry muncher" ....... "Rag heads" ............ all the conservative, xenophobic stereotypes flooding out.

It is possible to make a point without resorting to racist clichés.

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