Here I sit, broken hearted.
Tried to **** but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance.
Tried to fart, and **** my pants.

Dog farts are the worst.

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in th...

probably not my place to comment, but it seems mc or lr or whoever is a bit too successful in getting under your skins. If it is him, you are dancing at the ends of his strings, just as he wants you to. For what it's worth, I think you ought to watch out for O-T, I see the early signs of god complek...

The ants do indeed cultivate the aphids and provide protection for them in exchange for the right to collect and consume the honeydew that comes out from the back end of the aphid. We have lady bugs here that are nice and friendly. They are orange with black spots. Now we also have an Asian variety ...

I saw a history channel show about supertankers the other night, and they said that it costs 2 cents per gallon to transport the oil on the tanker. I was shocked at how little of the final cost was for that part of the expense.

just my 2¢ worth

I assume the shaft nurse will have a look when the head nurse is done?

I knew there were specialists out there, but... wow...

Get Some Ice lolly Sticks And selotape Them To His Winky when the moment arises...(Or Not In His Case) Ever tried taking sellotape off your privates? It's a flaming nightmare. This sentence could only have been written by one who has had the experience. What caused you to tape your privates to begi...

Stan, you are correct. I was thinking of the farang volunteers, and failed to even remember that the real TP are Thai and that is their real job. Seems almost strange that Udon Thani would have a need for them (from what I have read, not having been there yet). I wonder how many towns do have offici...

hey! I'm not barefoot any more! woo hoo!
watch out Beer Monkey

Thanks LA, I think unless I was totally unfamiliar with the place, i would also prefer to work things out myself. I am not surprised that they suggested the bribe. Just trying to make it go smoothly for you I guess. and it probably is the way to make things move along without hassles, unless you thi...

After watching Trouble In Tourist Thailand (the first installment) I can see the tourist police in Phuket have a job to do and lots of them to do it, etc. It made me wonder about Udon Thani. How many tourist police are there? what do they do? Do you ever see them? I suspect that there are not very m...

I have experienced this in the philippines at Gaisano, a big department store. i was with some locals and it was not as extreme as what's described here. But I wonder if the Thais are treated the same way at Tops or Tesco? And if so, (they must also not like it) what do they do about it? Can't you l...

I haven't been to any of the above mentioned cities. But, I have been to the middle east and I have to go with them. I was at the Dubai airport waiting to get on the Thaiair flight to BKK. The gate area was full. They wheeled a guy in a wheel chair over to the door to get him on the plane before th...

jackspratt wrote:If you think you are going to fall in love in a ho' house, the easiest way to check is to simply ask your companion "am I in, love"?

=D>

The place that I mentioned in Khon Kaen had banjos so they might be able to help you out. I don't know too much about bluegrass other than Bill Monroe's 'Blue Moon of Kentucky' sung by him, Elvis and Lee Ann Rimes. I like Patsy Cline a lot but she is more country than bluegrass. Now Grandpa Jones.....

good information on music shops. I am not there yet, but since the subject is here now I will ask my questions. Has anyone taken note of what is available for little things like picks and strings and such? Specifically in my case, banjo strings. I have lots of picks and would come prepared, but I am...

And what is the point of this tread? If I was a MOD, I would lock this tread. Now. And try not to mention the word 'Lock' it sends a shiver down my spine... Thanks bm Why's that? Some time spent behind bars maybe? :-s :-" S'ok old man, you've paid your debt. Maybe some day we can trade raisin jack ...

And what is the point of this tread? This topic has been debated over and over again on this forum and numerous others for years . Just because the original poster with reference to his previous treads is currently floating on a pink cloud, madly in love with a girl that prostituted herself only on...

No, I am not married to a Thai lady, but I am certainly attracted to them. ](*,) I am the guy dreaming of retirement and a laid back lifestyle with a nice Thai lady. Getting ready to start vacationing there and get some experience of actually being there. I have been in several asian places via my w...

Gee, 5 posts happened whilst I typed my last one.... I'd like to say that I would like to talk about experiences and stuff like that in regards to finding love in dating sites (especially) or bars, but I don't want to participate in a debate about if something is prostitution or not. Maybe it is 'pr...