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by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 2:40 pm
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
Replies: 353
Views: 14541

Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

David Attenborourgh narrates lock down in London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UojX2uLjwfo

DM
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 2:04 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Yorkshire the county God forgot
Replies: 18
Views: 753

Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Facts have come to light that show all the animals in the 2 youtube vids i posted previously were Leeds United supporters with the exception of the Orangutang hes a Donny fan and works in the Keepmoat stadiums South Stand pie shop .

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by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 1:55 pm
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Border and bar closings
Replies: 793
Views: 32715

Re: Border and bar closings

Layabout :shock: :shock: ..i furloughed myself Im hearing from a few folks back in UK that jo public are getting used to being furloughed and paid 80% of their salary for tossing it off , many will find it difficult to prize their fat beach ball like arses of the sofa squeeze threw the front door an...
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 1:27 pm
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Border and bar closings
Replies: 793
Views: 32715

Re: Border and bar closings

Spoke to most of our regular 3DM customers (most of which are closed or at best open selling only take away ).... and also my bizz colleagues in Bkk over the weekend. Following this I called a meeting with myself this morning ... i turned up with myself and went thru the single item up for discussio...
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 11:44 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Yorkshire the county God forgot
Replies: 18
Views: 753

Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

The Oranutang is awesome .. LMFTO
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 11:35 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Yorkshire the county God forgot
Replies: 18
Views: 753

Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

likley , Giggleswick my favs , some cracking ales .. Johm Smiths from Tadcaster , Bass Charrington , Boddingtons and Tetleys ... proper pint with a head not like the flat tatty watter served doon sarf .. eh Zid . likley , Giggleswick my favs , i recall as a young whipper snapper joining my dad on hi...
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 9:46 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 523
Views: 30228

Re: Weather in Udon ?

Have noticed an unusual high Algae content in the rain. After only a few days of rain my drive is starting to go black. Also my swimming pool needs lots of chlorine or the water turns green. Anyone else having problems with swimming pool. Anyones guess if this years rain is a different kind due to ...
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 9:31 am
Forum: General Debates & Discussions
Topic: crawling under each others skin
Replies: 73
Views: 2539

Re: crawling under each others skin

MY TAKE ON THIS .. Taking a look at the numerous forums it seems UM is no different to any others .. banter on a downward trend but in more n more cases lots of nastiness between members .. mostly stemming from their differences of opinions on just about every possible subject. After looking back ov...
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 8:43 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 523
Views: 30228

Re: Weather in Udon ?

Certainly looks like rainy season has arrived and with it gardening n grass cutting .. precipitation a plenty in the last 2 days n its raining now near the airport.
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 8:36 am
Forum: U.S. Politics
Topic: Antifa Now Terrorists
Replies: 71
Views: 1674

Re: Antifa Now Terrorists

Somdet ?? near Kalasin know it well.
by Drunk Monkey
June 1, 2020, 8:30 am
Forum: World News
Topic: America coming apart at the seams?
Replies: 263
Views: 5829

Re: America coming apart at the seams?

Police brutality .. tell me these scum dont deserve a bit of it .. beating an old lady fooking disgraceful... Unlike the Pattaya soi 8 British family punch up these wont be found or punished as its a riot. Viewer discretion advised .. https://youtu.be/k18b9hg-Rv4 With tensions running high it was on...
by Drunk Monkey
May 31, 2020, 8:29 am
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Border and bar closings
Replies: 793
Views: 32715

Re: Border and bar closings

Mrs tam and half the moobahn have been out past midnight these past couple of wet nights catching frogs. Thai cops are like cats in the rain, a fact that has enabled more than a few to keep drinking later during the old normal. I read that inter provincial travel has got the government's nod from m...
by Drunk Monkey
May 31, 2020, 12:28 am
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Border and bar closings
Replies: 793
Views: 32715

Re: Border and bar closings

After an afternoon walk turned into a few slurps .. walked home in a massive thunderstorm .. really enjoyed it .. even tho it took me a 2 or 3 mins over the curfew 11pm .. pissing down still and also loads of curfew violating vehicles on the road obviously thinking the BIB wont be out in this weathe...
by Drunk Monkey
May 31, 2020, 12:21 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Yorkshire the county God forgot
Replies: 18
Views: 753

Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

S E X on a plate .. ee by gum

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by Drunk Monkey
May 31, 2020, 12:09 am
Forum: Education/Schools
Topic: Declare education in a state of emergency.
Replies: 6
Views: 3138

Re: Declare education in a state of emergency.

nipped out on an essential trip today and bought a small item from leccy shop / builders merchant near airport gate .. 85bt .. gave the cashier lady 100 bt and she used a calculator to work out how much change i was due ..WTF

I rest my case ..

DM
by Drunk Monkey
May 31, 2020, 12:04 am
Forum: World News
Topic: America coming apart at the seams?
Replies: 263
Views: 5829

Re: America coming apart at the seams?

Trump will wangle his way thru to another term..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDOlfzNBH4

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by Drunk Monkey
May 30, 2020, 1:33 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Yorkshire the county God forgot
Replies: 18
Views: 753

Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

I left the UK 22 years ago at that point the counties were South Humberside (Scunny) and North Humberside (Hull)..obviously after i left never to return they must have rejigged the county borders and names ..WITHOUT CONTACTING ME FIRST to OK it . Back on topic .. Yorkshire folk are out there in ever...
by Drunk Monkey
May 30, 2020, 9:13 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Yorkshire the county God forgot
Replies: 18
Views: 753

Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Yorkshire is a great place .. marvelous scenery , lots of history great characters. GODS OWN COUNTY .. flat caps whippets tripe n lard butties .. :lol: :lol: :lol: Heres a few pointers enjoy the lingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2eERK3S9Hc more ling but very attractive lass . https://www.youtub...
by Drunk Monkey
May 30, 2020, 8:33 am
Forum: General Debates & Discussions
Topic: UK News
Replies: 278
Views: 6772

Re: UK News

EVERY town and City across the UK has areas of council housing , Estates , Schemes within them .. its no coincidence that these areas have a high unemployment rate , social problems and gang violence centered around crime mainly drugs. The days of respect for the police and policing in the community...

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