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by Earnest
June 4, 2020, 12:27 am
Forum: General Debates & Discussions
Topic: crawling under each others skin
Replies: 74
Views: 2638

Re: crawling under each others skin

Drunk Monkey wrote:
June 1, 2020, 9:31 am
Time for a DM posting sabbatical and try to get my deep fried Wurzel Gumidge head functioning n back to business... ready for July.

DM
Yeah, do it. You don't need to post, just sit back, read and larf.
by Earnest
June 3, 2020, 11:32 pm
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cystscopy
Replies: 20
Views: 1344

Re: Cystscopy

Short fingers? Short, fat pinkies? It sounds like you have been violated by a Thai dwarf, Choi Choi. Something that some chaps on this forum would pay good money for. Benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) Also called prostate enlargement, is a noncancerous increase in size of the prostate gland. Sympto...
by Earnest
June 3, 2020, 6:17 pm
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cystscopy
Replies: 20
Views: 1344

Re: Cystscopy

Fantastic!

Did you get his 'phone number? I hope his fingers weren't too fat and he had cut his nails.
by Earnest
June 3, 2020, 2:07 pm
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cystscopy
Replies: 20
Views: 1344

Re: Cystscopy

What lubricant do they use?

Or do they give you a muscle relaxant like Amyl Nitrate?
by Earnest
June 3, 2020, 1:26 am
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cystscopy
Replies: 20
Views: 1344

Re: Cystscopy

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'They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!'
by Earnest
June 2, 2020, 6:02 pm
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cystscopy
Replies: 20
Views: 1344

Re: Cystscopy

Khun Paul wrote:
June 1, 2020, 8:03 am
Had the Umbrella test eons ago, a little painful , but generally any procedure that sticks things into your orifices will be painful
AlexO wrote:
June 1, 2020, 9:55 pm
Some of the procedures are not painful at all, just uncomfortable as its a new sensation.
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by Earnest
March 29, 2020, 3:57 am
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Spare a thought for Thai Immigration staff
Replies: 15
Views: 651

Re: Spare a thought for Thai Immigration staff

Zidane wrote:
March 28, 2020, 8:32 am
My post was about stopping the spread of the disease....hundreds of people, day after day, in a confined area... think about it.
Yeah, I get it - small office with lots of people.

It needs to be closed.
by Earnest
March 28, 2020, 12:07 am
Forum: Obituaries
Topic: Marc Gold
Replies: 7
Views: 1002

Re: Marc Gold

Agree with that.

Jingjai put out some good posts. Always a pleasure to read and a respite from the handbag bashing that's usually resorted to on these forums (me included).
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 8:04 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2019/20
Replies: 710
Views: 33093

Re: English Premier League 2019/20

Hurtful, Officer IC Udon Map must be an Aston Villa supporter.
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 4:30 pm
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Some Rome churches reopen after angry pope steps in
Replies: 6
Views: 554

Re: Some Rome churches reopen after angry pope steps in

Religion and science have always clashed, although they were once considered one and the same thing.

All said, this Pope has some character about him - an improvement on his predecessors.
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 4:25 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2019/20
Replies: 710
Views: 33093

Re: English Premier League 2019/20

Officer IC Udon Map, you removed my Coventry City stadium post for Alan.

I'm hurt, I thought we were pals. :(
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 4:16 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Why the nastiness?
Replies: 55
Views: 4572

Re: Why the nastiness?

A proper character but very easy to wind up. You don't need to be nasty on here. Just drop in an off the cuff remark and wait for the reaction. I believe it's called flaming, which is against forum rules but sometimes very funny. :-# I think some people tend to take themselves very seriously and are...
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 4:12 pm
Forum: U.K.
Topic: The all new "Scottish Independence Referendum" thread
Replies: 71
Views: 6193

Re: The all new "Scottish Independence Referendum" thread

Am I the only one who sees the comedy in this? :lol: Woman says Alex Salmond kissed her after doing zombie impression An SNP party worker has claimed Alex Salmond did an impression of a zombie before kissing her on both cheeks then trying to kiss her on the mouth. The witness, known as Woman J, said...
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 4:05 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Why the nastiness?
Replies: 55
Views: 4572

Re: Why the nastiness?

It always used to amuse me how posters would do the nasty thing online then be great pals at night market meets. I always remember how the late Aznyron and myself had an Udon Map ladyboy run in online but he was a bloody nice chap when I saw him in the evening.:lol:
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 2:30 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Ha ! Ha ! I / We Wish......
Replies: 4
Views: 765

Re: Ha ! Ha ! I / We Wish......

I don't get this, Alan.
by Earnest
March 14, 2020, 2:26 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Why the nastiness?
Replies: 55
Views: 4572

Re: Why the nastiness?

To sum it up, bored bitter and twisted people who can't find something better to do with their energy... I'm better than what I used to be, just ask Alan and Morti (still not quite there with Vlad). I blame the West Indian lads at my school. They used to turn me upside down and shake me until all m...
by Earnest
March 12, 2020, 3:35 am
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Medication, Solution to Covid-19
Replies: 52
Views: 4581

Re: Medication, Solution to Covid-19

Khun Paul wrote:
March 11, 2020, 7:06 am
Twas not myself who linked you to this post, suggest you amend your reading glasses.
Amend your reading glasses? :lol:

Twas not myself? :lol:

Have you been at the grog, Shippers?
by Earnest
March 12, 2020, 3:31 am
Forum: COVID-19/Corona Virus
Topic: Coronavirus Now in Thailand !!
Replies: 502
Views: 32580

Re: Coronavirus Now in Thailand !!

GT93 wrote:
March 12, 2020, 12:07 am
I suspect the authoritarian oriented countries such as Iran and the US are deliberately under-counting.
Why?
by Earnest
March 10, 2020, 3:33 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Scunthorpe
Replies: 166
Views: 14901

Re: Scunthorpe

I see a Chinese concern has bought up Blitish Steel so saving the site at Scunthorpe.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51795414
by Earnest
March 10, 2020, 3:30 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2019/20
Replies: 710
Views: 33093

Re: English Premier League 2019/20

What our learned sheep shearing Kiwi friend fails to take into account is that the reason Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United are the most unpopular is because they have been the most successful over the years. Everton aren't on the list because they have won nearly ---- all in over 3...

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