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by Pakawala
August 10, 2013, 10:41 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Recently returned - WOW!
Replies: 8
Views: 1097

Recently returned - WOW!

Hello Forumites, I've been gone for about 3 years and just got back (finally). I'm thoroughly impressed with all the changes in and around Udon. I even managed to get lost riding around on my currently rented motorbike, after having lived here for 5 years. Anyway, I just wanted to 'check in' and let...
by Pakawala
February 4, 2013, 1:13 am
Forum: Things to do in Udon Thani
Topic: Lawn Bowling Club
Replies: 39
Views: 7166

Lawn Bowling Club

Hi All.. Like Freddy, I've been on a 4 year hiatus but am planning to return this year (May or June) and I'm pleased to know the idea of a lawn bowls club is still on peoples minds. I was introduced to the game in the Philippines in 1985 and truly enjoy the sport. I joined a club in Australia while ...
by Pakawala
February 4, 2011, 9:20 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at ...
by Pakawala
February 4, 2011, 9:17 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, "So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final str...
by Pakawala
February 4, 2011, 8:20 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. ...
by Pakawala
January 23, 2011, 10:27 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
by Pakawala
January 19, 2011, 8:34 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Four year old little Johnny came into the house and asked his Grandmother, "What do they call it when 2 people share the same bedroom and one sleeps on top of the other?" Well, Grandma was rather taken aback but decided that in today's day and age, the best policy would be to be truthful so she told...
by Pakawala
January 14, 2011, 10:04 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

High Urinals A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the ...
by Pakawala
January 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

My wife, who is a nurse, had just completed her 12 hour shift and stopped off at the store to pick up some items for dinner. She took out her check book at the cashier's counter and pulled out a rectal thermometer to start writing the check. The cashier laughed at the situation and my wife didn't mi...
by Pakawala
January 5, 2011, 5:44 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

With the job market here in the US as bad as it is, I thought it was quite insightful of a friend of mine to come up with his own business. He's now making land mines that look just like prayer mats.

He says business is booming and prophets are going through the roof.
by Pakawala
December 30, 2010, 9:20 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller,and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, th...
by Pakawala
November 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Now, to keep in line with the real purpose of this particular thread... A fellow was in Lafayette, LA, and stopped a guy to ask directions. "Excuse me but, what's the fastest way to get to Baton Rouge." Thibadeaux replied, "Are you walking or driving?" The guy says, "I'm driving." Thibadeaux says, "...
by Pakawala
November 12, 2010, 9:00 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Gee thanks Bill, those were really funny... no, I mean slanted. And Bill Maher, he's about as funny as a baby with leprosy. :-&
by Pakawala
July 24, 2010, 9:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

I went to my Dr. the other day and found my ol' Doc had hired a couple of PA's. Fortunately the one he assigned to me was 'drop-dead gorgeous'. I was embarrassed to be handled by her, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional... I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help y...
by Pakawala
July 18, 2010, 7:39 am
Forum: House & Land
Topic: Buy or Rent in Udon - Best Option ?
Replies: 16
Views: 1364

Re: Buy or Rent in Udon - Best Option ?

Please excuse my 'bolloxs' OT, 2700 sq. ft. equals 250.8 sq. mtrs. Sorry I dropped off a zero and offended your sensibilities.
by Pakawala
July 17, 2010, 10:41 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games
Replies: 1413
Views: 134868

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries an Australian dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him ...
by Pakawala
July 17, 2010, 9:15 pm
Forum: House & Land
Topic: Buy or Rent in Udon - Best Option ?
Replies: 16
Views: 1364

Re: Buy or Rent in Udon - Best Option ?

You guys have left out one other option... marry a gal that already has her own house, like I did. I had to invest US$4500 to upgrade to a western standard and am very happy with the result. We have 2700 sq.ft. (about 26 sq.mt.) of livable floor space, 3 bdrm, 2 1/2 bath and located inside the ring-...
by Pakawala
July 16, 2010, 6:59 am
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cataract surgery at AEK Udon
Replies: 23
Views: 4833

Re: Cataract surgery at AEK Udon

Don't know how to answer this... doesn't make any sense - and not because I don't understand what's meant my 'mince pies'.
by Pakawala
July 15, 2010, 8:14 am
Forum: Health & Beauty
Topic: Cataract surgery at AEK Udon
Replies: 23
Views: 4833

Re: Cataract surgery at AEK Udon

Mobaan, I would HIGHLY recommend that you go to the Udon Thani Hospital (government hospital) and talk with Dr. (Miss) Sirirug Wisetsilapanon. She's about 30 yrs old, speaks excellent English and trains/upgrades regularly in the U.S (every other year or so). My wife worked as a government nurse in t...
by Pakawala
July 10, 2010, 9:06 pm
Forum: Sports, Leisure and Adventure in Udon Thani
Topic: Udon Thani Golf Society.
Replies: 213
Views: 45238

Re: Udon Thani Golf Society.

Hello 'uptheowls', I played golf both here and Pattaya for over 5 years and relied on my motorcycle for the vast majority of that time. I know of 2-3 golfers in the area that depend on their 2-wheeled trailers to pull their clubs but I also know of others that just strap their clubs to the back of t...

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