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by tamada
August 17, 2008, 9:24 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Threats of violence
Replies: 106
Views: 5542

Dick, you came to the forum seeking advice. Your style of posting and some of your comments were not unlike those of the trolls that sometimes waste a few megabytes of the udonmap bandwidth. You also fit the mold of the ultra naive newbie retiree with a sip-lor load of grief coming down on you which...
by tamada
August 17, 2008, 7:53 pm
Forum: Relationships
Topic: Sin Sod
Replies: 174
Views: 32628

Sign 'o the times trubrit?

We are all getting to be the cranky ol' buggers we liked to poke fun at before. Maybe the udonmap glee club needs an introspective.

All together now, after 3.
1..... 2..... 3...........................




















................ Bugger! Still twitter n' bisted.
by tamada
August 17, 2008, 5:51 pm
Forum: Notice Board
Topic: Monthly Meeting, Brits Only
Replies: 195
Views: 15141

I second Saints proposal that the 'guests' buy the first round.

I further propose that the 'guests' actually buy ALL the rounds and their honoured hosts, the Brit's, don't have to pay for anything (which will make the Scottish contingent very comfortable despite drinking with sassenachs).
by tamada
August 17, 2008, 4:58 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Threats of violence
Replies: 106
Views: 5542

Maybe it's more complex than just classifying the types of poster as some may never post for ages, just quietly browsing for whatever they need. Then, fortified with the conviction that they can be 'one of the boys' they post only to have a new arsehole torn for them, treated with condescension or h...
by tamada
August 16, 2008, 1:26 pm
Forum: Notice Board
Topic: Monthly Meeting, Brits Only
Replies: 195
Views: 15141

It's RHODESIA! And don't let Mugabe's shenanigans fool you otherwise!

BTW, Rhodesians are invited to the Brit Only bash.
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 11:51 pm
Forum: Relationships
Topic: Sin Sod
Replies: 174
Views: 32628

Re: sin sod

BKKSTAN wrote:
bunternut wrote:as i and most of the people i know in ... and I have yet to meet any virgin brides married to expats living in Thailand! :lol:
Look here now, just because I haven't brought her down to the NM yet....
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 8:47 pm
Forum: General Debates & Discussions
Topic: Psychology of the Thais
Replies: 46
Views: 4605

^ I reckon previously, the city slickers used to look down their noses and laugh at the great unwashed in the northeast. However, following recent events, their glances look a bit apprehensive and their laughter sounds nervous.
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Brief Introductiom
Replies: 20
Views: 1938

Short airms and deep pockets is nothing short of an HONOUR and we are proud 'o that. Well the tuechters are onywye.
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 8:04 pm
Forum: Relationships
Topic: Asain Tales just for fun
Replies: 9
Views: 1518

As I answered the nice divorce court judge when he asked at what point did I realise my marriage was in trouble, "When she shot me in the head your Honour."
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 7:57 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brits Abroad
Replies: 16
Views: 1108

^ Way aye, that's wor Tony from Sooth Shields, reet beside Osseshya.
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 7:47 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Brief Introductiom
Replies: 20
Views: 1938

^ aye, tighter than a ducks arse and that's water tight.
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 7:32 pm
Forum: House & Land
Topic: Local Labor sometimes you just get lucky
Replies: 10
Views: 1361

I reckon I struck gold with my wife's family when we built our house. They all mucked in and although they took twice as long to do our 4 bedroom, single floor home, it's a lot better quality than the 2-storey, 'professionally built' place next door. That is also the opinion of the farang who lives ...
by tamada
August 15, 2008, 7:02 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Brief Introductiom
Replies: 20
Views: 1938

Rabbie! Come intae th' body o' th' kirk an' warm yersel' aroon this roarin' candle!

The reality of an Udon Caledonian Society monthly get-together looms large.

Och aye, scooby doo and Howe o' the Mearns!
by tamada
August 14, 2008, 5:01 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: Are Big Breasts always beautiful? (inc cleavage etiquette)
Replies: 18
Views: 9515

Who was it, when they were asked on 'Desert Island Disks' for the three other things they would need on the island, answered, "A newspaper, a copy of 'The Sun' and something to read."?

(one for the 'legacy' Brits)
by tamada
August 14, 2008, 4:39 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brits Abroad
Replies: 16
Views: 1108

Probably not.... maybe it's me? The token non-Russian on this gig?
by tamada
August 14, 2008, 4:19 pm
Forum: Notice Board
Topic: Monthly Meeting, Brits Only
Replies: 195
Views: 15141

So, now that it's all sorted out.. when's the next Brit Only meeting?
by tamada
August 14, 2008, 2:50 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brits Abroad
Replies: 16
Views: 1108

^^^ Well Alan, I will just pop downstairs and ask the 50-odd Russians I am working with if they are all stroppy former conscripts.
by tamada
August 14, 2008, 2:47 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Brits Abroad
Replies: 16
Views: 1108

^ But they can't read nah?
by tamada
August 13, 2008, 6:51 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: newcomer
Replies: 36
Views: 2698

note to self, watch out for this whirlybird bloke. he maybe looking for a 'son'
by tamada
August 13, 2008, 6:27 pm
Forum: Relationships
Topic: Asain Tales just for fun
Replies: 9
Views: 1518

That 15-minute rule strikes a chord. After 4 years of marriage, the last year is getting particularly miserable with growing accusations of my supposed infidelity. I was working in China, headed home and not looking forward to 5 weeks of strife so I arrived in town and checked into a hotel rather th...

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