A hooker brings Jack to her apartment, a penthouse suite in Canary Wharf. Jack asks her if she gives good hand jobs. "You see this apartment? I bought it by giving good hand jobs." Jack tells her to give him a hand job. Afterwards, he is impressed and asks her if she gives good blow jobs. "Look out ...

dezzer111 wrote: ↑

October 5, 2023, 5:54 pm

The bluenoses should not be in the E P L and you know that Lilac, but you will not admit their wrong doings

I SUPPORT MY TEAM That's Why You CLOWN.....Seeing How YOU Never mentioned them,Are Your 2nd Favourite team Manchester City ?? Errrr, NO I Didn't Think So....

New LFC Shirt for this season.....

dezzer111 wrote: ↑

October 5, 2023, 1:30 pm

747man wrote: ↑

October 4, 2023, 8:37 pm

Yes Watching Man...385768926_293186923472620_8485277460060572018_n.jpg

Wow hilarious Lilac is that you r best shot pathetic.

Be Quiet Dezzer,Or I'll post some Photos of Kloppite & His Backroom Staff in their new LILAC Bodywarmers !!

A largish woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the ...

The teacher gave her second year infant class an assignment. Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were tak...

I walked into a car showroom last night.
I said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
He said, “We don’t have a Volkswagen Golf in the window.”
I said, “You frigging do now"........555 !!

Or try to re write the rules as it appears Klopp wants to do demanding a reply of the Spurs Liverpool game cos of the dodgy VAR call ... having just listened to the audio of the incident it clearly was a clusterfook of huge proportions with the VAR guy upstairs clearly saying the player was ONSIDE ...

Yes Watching Man...

Tam trying to bring some adult argument to the thread. No sour grapes though I remember posting when we were relegated that it was Leicester not us that I feel sorry for. We finished 19th so would have been relegated anyway. Everyone in football knows Everton cheated. Its just whether the EPL has t...

^ Hold on, while I get up off the floor - that one is actually funny, Alan. 😲 I look forward to another - sometime early next year ...... EDIT - I mean the one in the hill billy bar. The one with the coffee cup appeared later, and is not at all funny. :? As Per Nomal Jacko, Go & Get a Sense of Humo...

Tempting fate i know but DM not had the flu for yonks ..strangely enough last bout was before i got treated for and stopped my rather odd pass time of licking lamp posts and post boxes. Could this be a cunning plan by mask manufacturers to boost sales ??? DM [/quote.strangely enough last bout was b...

Beeb are reporting that LUFC, Leicester and Burnley have written to Evertons potential new owners saying that they will be suing for £300m if they are found guilty of breaching EPL spending rules. And so they should if Everton are found guilty of breaking the rules and thus were not relegated. DM S...

Beeb are reporting that LUFC, Leicester and Burnley have written to Evertons potential new owners saying that they will be suing for £300m if they are found guilty of breaching EPL spending rules. And so they should if Everton are found guilty of breaking the rules and thus were not relegated. DM S...

Beeb are reporting that LUFC, Leicester and Burnley have written to Evertons potential new owners saying that they will be suing for £300m if they are found guilty of breaching EPL spending rules. And so they should if Everton are found guilty of breaking the rules and thus were not relegated. DM A...