A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his: Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "...

A husband, admiring his naked body in the mirror, says to his wife, "Look at that, fourteen stone of pure dynamite!"
His wife replies, "Fu*individual shame about the two inch fuse!"

'And that the Hatters will thrash Liverpool on Sunday'......I Hope So,But Can't See it Happening though !!

A biker stops when he notices a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge. He asks her: Do you mind giving me a final kiss before you jump? She quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses💋 he had ever had. When she finished, he said wow that is the best Kiss 💋 I ever had. Why...

Coventry 0 v. West Bromwich Albion 2....Oh Dear Ernie will be going Crazy !!

But I'm The Only one on the forum that posts FUNNY Ones Jacko......555 !! Ah!... yes - I remember that one, jumbo. In fact, from memory, I think I even congratulated you on it. Anyway, keep up the good work, and see if you can come up with another funny one next year. 👍 Bet I'll come up a FEW Funny...

Wet Spam 0 v. Toffees 1 DCL....51 Minutes...

jackspratt wrote: ↑

October 28, 2023, 3:19 pm

747man wrote: ↑

October 27, 2023, 6:15 pm

Very Old One that, I Posted it about a Year Ago......

Well picked up, 474.

You're the only one on the forum who should be allowed to post the same joke again ....... and again ,,,,,.. and again ....

But I'm The Only one on the forum that posts FUNNY Ones Jacko......555 !!

tinpeeba wrote: ↑

October 27, 2023, 2:14 pm

It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.
We never went back to Thailand.

Very Old One that, I Posted it about a Year Ago......

dezzer111 wrote: ↑

October 26, 2023, 3:03 pm

747man wrote: ↑

October 26, 2023, 10:59 am

391594471_6768644483228606_969700280345911211_n.jpg.....555 !! But Some RS Fans won't Understand this.....

About as funny as a kick in the duke of Donegals

But YOU & Watchy STILL Read it " Eh ??

.....555 !! But Some RS Fans won't Understand this.....

thewatchman wrote: ↑

October 23, 2023, 1:06 pm

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Tha sadet,nong khai

I See You've been taking SELFIES Again 'Eh Watchyman ??

Good Night Blue Bill Rest in Peace.......

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed... A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out ...

dezzer111 wrote: ↑

October 23, 2023, 11:29 pm

thewatchman wrote: ↑

October 23, 2023, 1:06 pm

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Tha sadet,nong khai

Brill ,what do you think Lilac.

Not as Good as Mine.....

Yesterday, Dundee United continued their winning ways by thrashing Partick Thistle, 5-0 wOW !! Yes, that is an appropriate response for a fan of the Evertons. How many games did it take before the Evertons scored the same number of goals as the Scottish team scored in one game? It is no wonder that...

394028283_10160888325876900_3890572318424824388_n.jpg SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP ''Don,t ever change'' ''The gift that keeps giving'' ''1995'' ''SKINT AND TRAPPED'' ''Bitter and twisted'' O.K Watchy I'll Give You & The leprechaun, THIS One..... :lol: :lol: 391666986_870165321428346_8551715006572497345_n....

Alan .. Everton cannot be seriously compared to Liverpool in any way shape or form ..the only similarity is that remarkably Everton are still in the same league as them and they should be grateful that this season at least they should just survive again due to the fact this year there are teams lik...

Khun Paul wrote: ↑

March 11, 2023, 10:30 am

tutone wrote: ↑

July 19, 2018, 7:40 am

Ask the trash collectors.

My thoughts exactly ask your local bin men, hey will know and may for a small consideration agree to remove said items , Did it for me a few years ago

Yes, I Must add that Our Binmen will take Anything & Everything....