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Post by fatbob » March 29, 2013, 11:58 am

GT93 wrote: by GT93 » March 29, 2013, 7:53 am

The secret - use the grey brain in your head not the one between your legs.
I would guess 99% of relationships begin with the male thinking with his little head, whether in Thailand or any where in the world.

Think about it when you were young, you see a female at a party, you are attracted, with your small head, you end up sh-gging, its good, you see a lot of each other, your in lust sh-gging all the time when ever and where ever you can, then your in a relationship before you know it, not tonight darling I have a headache.

When females are involved when doe's man use his grey matter, there are some really good liars on this forum!



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Post by harmonyudon » March 29, 2013, 11:42 pm

Chittychangchang wrote:
Thai women are also more conservative than Western women. Unless you're dating a *** worker or a *******, the average Thai woman will not sleep with you on the first date. It is considered a very bad thing for a Thai woman to be seen as sexually promiscuous
I think the writer is not from Isaan or never have been to Isaan villages, where many under aged girls already have (unexpected)children. Also in UdonThani they estimate that 7000 students are, lets say, open minded. If that student becomes an accountant one can date a 'normal' girl, according to FarangUTH.
GT93 wrote: by GT93 » March 29, 2013, 7:53 am
The secret - use the grey brain in your head not the one between your legs.
How about: "use more your brains than your head between your legs"
So enjoy, till you think you find the right one.
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Post by pompui » March 30, 2013, 5:52 am

re OP Thread,success is keeping your credit cards well hidden,see other thread =D> Also knowing when her time of the month is,those mood swings are a bummer :shock: 8)

How about politely asking your new found Thai lady,if been married before,to see her wedding photos,to reassure yourself the brother, that is around a lot, is not the one placing a ring on her finger and if there are any kids,upsetting yourself why they have the same facial features as him =D>

Apart from these,you should be fine \:D/

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Post by harmonyudon » March 30, 2013, 7:45 am

@Pompui,
The other thread?

Oh yes, I prefer this picture above the one posted in the other thread and she looks normal \:D/ \:D/
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Post by harmonyudon » March 31, 2013, 11:18 am

Generalization of Isaan Girls with or without kids, see some previous reactions:
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Post by harmonyudon » March 31, 2013, 7:49 pm

Perhaps the writer was not referring to Thai women or students but LAO (conservative) woman or students in Laos.

Anyone notices the difference???

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 31, 2013, 11:13 pm

Laos has more than double the number of women/students than Thailand.
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Post by pienmash » March 31, 2013, 11:21 pm

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:Laos has more than double the number of women/students than Thailand.
VERY ASTUTE OBSERVATION LYM ....... for one horrible moment i thort this was an anti Thai student dress code attack ,,, pleased i was wrong .

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Post by harmonyudon » March 31, 2013, 11:23 pm

I did not know that. I think the nr or % of students who are modern and open minded on the 1st date is higher in udon than in vientianne. I did not want to say the words like in the posted pics...hehehe
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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 31, 2013, 11:27 pm

From the quality of the ladies in the photograph, the correct interpretation would be that Thai students have it all over their Lao cousins in the manner of dress, taste, style et al.
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Post by pienmash » March 31, 2013, 11:31 pm

I think LYM used his powers of mathematics George ,,,,,,,,, he counted the split arses in each pic ,, and did his calulations from that .. 2 ... 5 ... more than half .....

I presume the pass rate is higher ,,, with a higher hem line ie mini skirts mean ,, top of the class ,, a tub of lard in a tent will always cop out how ever brainy ........unless of course her dads a judge or gold shop owner ..

LYM . forgive me but your observations are a tadge off ........ the Tiger girl in LOUK NAM restarant is the best looking student i have ever clapped eyes on ,, 22 years old ,, never been raced or ralieghed ... and the reason i now drink copius amounts of Tiger in my free time ..

a must see tourist location.

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Post by harmonyudon » March 31, 2013, 11:42 pm

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:From the quality of the ladies in the photograph, the correct interpretation would be that Thai students have it all over their Lao cousins in the manner of dress, taste, style et al.
Brovo Khun Laan Yaa Moo. I refer to one of my previous posts that the writer think that thai women are consertative. He problably never listen to moram lukthung. Many songs are about pua- and mianoys. One song of Jintara breaks all the words of the op. Free translation of the 1st 2 sentences: "you are handsome but why not rich, you rich why not handsome"

I was typing the above and Jon reacted. She is new than Jon. Say helo to the owner of luk-nahm :)
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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 31, 2013, 11:46 pm

No problem Khun Harmony as I was just jesting.

Now Khun Mash I know nothing of this Tiger Girl. Perchance you might have a photo laying about amongst all of the ones of your favourite Scunthorpe muddy oafs to display for our tired eyes to view.
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Post by pienmash » April 1, 2013, 12:00 am

Dao n i frequent louck nam most weeks ,,, the owner Peesay is an top guy n a friend of the missus whilst i was just a stain on the underpants of life ,,, i will pass on yer regards George

I will endeavour to get a snap for you LYM ,, next visit ,,, the prettiest most shapely young lady ive seen in years ,,, massive jugs as well ..

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Post by harmonyudon » April 1, 2013, 12:03 am

Thanks Jon. I suppose you've never seen his daughter, a beauty. Unfortunately she is already married with a thai american. I went to her wedding at charoen hotel.
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Post by tamada » April 2, 2013, 9:40 am

harmonyudon wrote:Thanks Jon. I suppose you've never seen his daughter, a beauty. Unfortunately she is already married with a thai american. I went to her wedding at charoen hotel.
Did she have massive norks as well?

If not, why post?

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Post by harmonyudon » April 2, 2013, 9:50 am

Tiger girl from luknam is according to Jon a beauty and for me the married daughter of Luknahm is a beauty. The topic is about dating. I would date both but dating married girls is for me not 'tamada'.
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Post by pienmash » April 2, 2013, 10:06 am

The louck nam Tiger girl is a stunner ,,, even my missus commented on her as she passed me a tissue to mop up the dribbling ...... 22 a Rajaphat black n white in the day time a Tiger girl by night .... i am now drinking way too much Tiger but cant wor out why ??

Tamada ... this restarant is nowt fancy ,, good inexpensive Thai food located behind Nang Ngee Soon supermarket on Posri rd it over looks the Tueang Sri Meaung area ....... try the Tiger !!!

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Post by harmonyudon » April 2, 2013, 10:15 am

One of the longest, maybe the longest, existing restaurants in udon with the same owner (35-40 years).
Late at night you see many thais there eating with their younger dates.
But acccording to op thai women are conservative.
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