Vladimir Putin Dead (or not).

Post by **Aardvark** » March 13, 2015, 1:45 pm

One could only hope ...... https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/world ... mir-putin/

Post by **old-timer** » March 13, 2015, 2:02 pm

Rumours are circulating on social media that Vladimir Putin, who has not been seen in public for eight days, has died.

Blimey, Vladimir has/had got even bigger moobs than OT.
Reminds me, I should get to the gym.

OT................ $\:D/$

Post by **Drunk Monkey** » March 13, 2015, 2:26 pm

Cant be true .......... its not been on Fox News or the BBC ..........YET .

Post by **747man** » March 13, 2015, 2:29 pm

Drunk Monkey wrote:Cant be true .......... its not been on Fox News or the BBC ..........YET .

Or Aljazeera ( English )

Post by **pomps** » March 13, 2015, 2:32 pm

RT.com has nowt

Bloomin Friday the 13th

Post by **Macca** » March 13, 2015, 2:35 pm

No chance it making the UK papers, Jeremy Clarkson's latest spat is far more important

Post by **ronan01** » March 13, 2015, 2:43 pm

He's probably just gone bush to wrestle some bears

Post by **Arosolius** » March 13, 2015, 6:02 pm

The Benevolent Deeds of Vladimir Putin. A book about Vlad that says he's never done a good deed in his life
http://hilariousbooks.blogspot.com/

Post by **GT93** » March 14, 2015, 7:32 am

I'd guess he's on a bender in Pattaya rather than dead. I think he'll be around a while as he's a wily old fox. He'll probably still be the big boss in Moscow when OT hits 80.

Post by **mortiboy** » March 14, 2015, 8:29 am

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31860341

Post by **747man** » March 14, 2015, 12:16 pm

GT93 wrote:I'd guess he's on a bender in Pattaya rather than dead. I think he'll be around a while as he's a wily old fox. He'll probably still be the big boss in Moscow when OT hits 80.

Well THAT Won't be TOO LONG !!

Post by **old-timer** » March 14, 2015, 3:51 pm

GT93 wrote:He'll probably still be the big boss in Moscow when OT hits 80.

OT'll be living his life to the max at 80 if I haven't gone to heaven beforehand. Anyway nowadays the 80 year olds are like 60 year olds enjoying the best things in life plus a little hanky panky and moderate drinking. Take trubrit for example (sorry TB couldn't resist that!).

OT............. $\:D/$

Post by **Bandung_Dero** » March 14, 2015, 4:40 pm

I'm betting (can because I'm out of country) it's another case of Social Media hype (nonsense) along with the Kim Jong-un disappearance 4 months ago. Apparently that was a severe case of gout --- or was is it an overdose of toe jam mixed with cheese?

Post by **trubrit** » March 14, 2015, 5:10 pm

old-timer wrote:
GT93 wrote:He'll probably still be the big boss in Moscow when OT hits 80.
OT'll be living his life to the max at 80 if I haven't gone to heaven beforehand. Anyway nowadays the 80 year olds are like 60 year olds enjoying the best things in life plus a little hanky panky and moderate drinking. Take trubrit for example (sorry TB couldn't resist that!).

OT............. $\:D/$

Sorry to disappoint you OT, my life is more hanky than panky these days, whilst I still enjoy a drink or two, that's as naughty as it get. Can't grumble though I've had more than my fair share of life's pleasures. :-"

Post by **old-timer** » March 14, 2015, 6:10 pm

trubrit wrote: Can't grumble though I've had more than my fair share of life's pleasures. :-"

Yes I believe so.
OT has also had his fair share.

OT........................ $\:D/$

Post by **GT93** » March 15, 2015, 4:04 am

I recall the late author Norman Mailer saying one of the few great pleasures in life when you're ancient is having a good dump!

I think one of our more elderly posters once shared with us that he enjoyed using the bum squirter so common in Thailand.

Vlad's not at that age yet so he must be up to some mischief. Perhaps he's planning another invasion.

Post by **747man** » March 15, 2015, 12:30 pm

I think one of our more elderly posters once shared with us that he enjoyed using the bum squirter so common in Thailand.Now THAT Has to be EITHER Jack " The Pratt",Or The Silly O.T.

Post by **pomps** » March 15, 2015, 1:15 pm

ronan01 wrote:He's probably just gone bush to wrestle some bears

Or having the time of his life with dolphins $\:D/$

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Post by **GT93** » March 17, 2015, 12:26 am

Well, Vlad's back. Any kindly poster worrying about his well-being can now rest easy. He's not been done in like the Tsar. But what the hell was he doing?

Perhaps he was receiving medical treatment for some embarrassing old man's problem. The kind of problem our more elderly posters live with both manfully and stoically everyday without disappearing. Vlad might not be as tough as he likes to act.