Who is this pillock?

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by AlexO » November 13, 2018, 12:17 am

lahgon29 wrote:
November 12, 2018, 11:20 pm
What exactly is a pillock, and also a twonk? I like the words, just don't know the meanings. Oz ignorance. Help me out.
Rather refined words for Complete and utter asswipe.



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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Sateeb » November 13, 2018, 1:32 am

stattointhailand wrote:
November 12, 2018, 10:29 pm
Jeez I must have really been lucky/unlucky coz in abt 15 yrs of going out on average 2 times a week (2x15x52 ) 1560 visits ive only seen it "kick off" about 10 times so I must have missed the "fun" an amazing 1550 times :confused:
You must have been. Lucky as the bar owners that didn’t see any trouble in their bars at that time either. :roll:

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by nickboyuk » November 13, 2018, 3:30 am

vincemunday wrote:
November 11, 2018, 8:44 pm
Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by ajsp9 » November 13, 2018, 4:18 am

nickboyuk wrote:
November 13, 2018, 3:30 am
vincemunday wrote:
November 11, 2018, 8:44 pm
Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...
Pretty sure it’s exprcted in Plymouth - is Union Street the Mecca for ‘fun’ ?

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Brian Davis » November 13, 2018, 10:14 am

Maybe he's 'enjoyed' the experience already? If not, he can look forward to a hammering if he upsets the Thais.

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Giggle » November 13, 2018, 12:27 pm

The ugly Briton has become a common occurrence.
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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by choi choi » November 13, 2018, 12:44 pm

lahgon29 wrote:
November 12, 2018, 11:20 pm
What exactly is a pillock, and also a twonk? I like the words, just don't know the meanings. Oz ignorance. Help me out.
Actually had a work mate used that phrase many years ago.Never heard it again
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pillock

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by vincemunday » November 13, 2018, 1:30 pm

I used to hear the word pillock used a lot in the east end as a kid and it was used to infer someone is a bit thick, twonk is a more recent word that pretty much means the same thing.
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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Brian Davis » November 13, 2018, 1:52 pm

I was just thinking it was just the sort of word Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses would have used. Sure enough, an extract from one show ....."Skivers & Strivers"

INT. TROTTERS' FLAT

DEL BOY
Oi Rodney, I've just been on the ole blower wiv Samoan Seamus, and e's got a truckload of toaster ovens. Now they're usually 75 nicker each, but e's letting us 'ave 'em for a tenner! Lav-ley jubbley.

[Del grabs his jacket lapels and cocks his head back and forward]

RODNEY
'Ang on Del, are these toaster ovens 'ookey?

DEL BOY
Oh come off it you soppy ole tart, of course they're bleedin' 'ookey, youuu pillock!

For anyone struggling, blower = phone, nicker = pounds, tenner = ten pounds, lavley-jubbley = great, ookey = stolen, tart = usually promiscuous person, but here perhaps stupid

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by GT93 » November 13, 2018, 11:27 pm

Giggle wrote:
November 13, 2018, 12:27 pm
The ugly Briton has become a common occurrence.
They seem to travel far and wide. More so than their equivalents in other countries.
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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by nickboyuk » November 14, 2018, 3:20 am

and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...
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Pretty sure it’s exprcted in Plymouth - is Union Street the Mecca for ‘fun’ ?
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not any more, no one goes out there any more. The famous Two Trees just been demolished..on;y 1 pub left

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by tamada » November 14, 2018, 12:28 pm

nickboyuk wrote:
November 13, 2018, 3:30 am
vincemunday wrote:
November 11, 2018, 8:44 pm
Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...
Could be worse though...
southsea.jpg

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by saint » November 15, 2018, 4:57 am

Southsea does have one thing going for it though . Its about as far away from Jockland as you can get without getting your feet wet . Even better , on a nice day you can get the hovercraft over to the Isle of Wight , which is even further .

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by rick » November 15, 2018, 6:19 am

Apparently he got some death threats on his public facebook page, now gone private. Hopefully he has learned some serious life lessons.

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