Solution To The Bobbit Threat

[Roy]

I am sure many of us have been threatened with the time honoured words of "IF I FIND YOU WITH NOTHER LADY, I CHOP CHOP CHOP" whilst they stare menacingly at our nether regions. On one such occasion a couple of weeks ago i recalled the incident in the USA of one John Bobbit and his somewhat derranged spouse. I preceded to in inform the little lady of the details, embellishing for effect of course. Yes she cut it off but it was sewn back on, when he recovered he became famous and rich from starring in Adult movies and had more female company than he could shake his spliced stick at.
Funny thing is she hasn't mentioned it since!

[AussieBoy]

My GF has said simular thing Chop Chop, wonder if I tell her same story she not mention it again

Better read up on Bobbit and print out some articales

Kally boy