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How do you tell?

Post by BKKSTAN » September 3, 2006, 10:38 am

:lol: How do you tell if that little ''lovely'' has a good heart?

:wink: Simple :!: Get a cute little Shih Tzu dog,groom it and put a pink ribbon on its ''top knot''.Walk through the ''lovelies'' and gage the smiles :!: The gals that smile immediately ''at the dog'' and maintain the smile in the same form as their eyes note you=''good heart'' :!:

:lol: The gals that look at the dog and wait until they look at you to smile=''not so good heart'' :lol:

:lol: Now that you have connected with ''good heart'',it is ''your''heart that determines the outcome!

:lol: :lol: Send all montetary praises to ''Know it all Guru'',comments to be considered :lol:



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Post by lee » September 3, 2006, 10:58 am

Were you testing this theory at the night market last night?

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Post by BKKSTAN » September 3, 2006, 11:05 am

lee wrote:Were you testing this theory at the night market last night?
:lol: :lol: Now that would be telling :lol: Lets just say,there was a lot of''opportunity''to test it :wink:

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Post by valentine » September 3, 2006, 12:57 pm

As a doggie owner and breeder for more years than I can recall I would partially agree with your theory Stan with the proviso that normally a man is equated with the type of dog he chooses to be seen with. ie: Winston Churchill and his perchant for bull dogs, big , ugly but stong , reliable and above all, tenacious. Myself, I have always been a german sheperd man and currently owner of a dobermann/soi dog, both types known for their intelligence, loyalty and the ability to give total love and protection to their family, characturistics I hope I possess as well.Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination. :?: :lol: :lol:

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Post by arjay » September 3, 2006, 1:25 pm

Val said:
Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination. :?: :lol: :lol:
Val the pink poodle is Stan's wife and daughter's 'escort". :wink:

Stan's Rottweiler stays in the garage at home. :twisted: :lol:

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Post by arjay » September 3, 2006, 1:29 pm

Lee asked:
Were you testing this theory at the night market last night?
Stan replied:
Now that would be telling Lets just say,there was a lot of''opportunity''to test it

Sounds to me like Stan has been doing some "Market Research"! 8) :lol: :lol:

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Post by wilson_smith » September 3, 2006, 2:07 pm

Is it possible to rent a small dog for an hour or two?

Sounds like a babe magnet.

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Post by Techland » September 3, 2006, 2:28 pm

valentine wrote:Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination. :?
Well, it simply inverts his results. Girls begining to smile when they see the man are the more clever ones...

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Post by BKKSTAN » September 3, 2006, 3:03 pm

:lol: Wilson wins!Get the ''free bar fine'' :wink: The rest of you,''no good,know to much'' :lol:

:lol: And Val,what kind of a dog breeder doesn't know the difference between a ''pink poodle'' and a Shih Tzu :lol:

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Post by valentine » September 3, 2006, 4:24 pm

BKKSTAN wrote::lol: Wilson wins!Get the ''free bar fine'' :wink: The rest of you,''no good,know to much'' :lol:

:lol: And Val,what kind of a dog breeder doesn't know the difference between a ''pink poodle'' and a Shih Tzu :lol:
Actually Stan my example of a 'Pink poodle was a deliberate generalisation so that I wouldn't offend you or Su. I do know the difference when they have had a hair cut , but I normally don't refer to any of the toy breeds as dogs. :?: :lol:

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Post by BKKSTAN » September 3, 2006, 4:59 pm

arjay wrote:Val said:
Now what a lady of any nationality will make of say, a man with a little pink poodle with possibly a bow in its hair. on the end of a leash is open to imagination. :?: :lol: :lol:
Val the pink poodle is Stan's wife and daughter's 'escort". :wink:

Stan's Rottweiler stays in the garage at home. :twisted: :lol:
:lol: :cry: Actually,I havn't seen the ''Rottweiler''for a longtime,now ''it looks like a pink poodle going ''shih tzu,shih tzu :lol: The ladies ,just keep smiling 8)

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Post by beer monkey » September 3, 2006, 5:09 pm

wilson_smith wrote:Is it possible to rent a small dog for an hour or two?

Sounds like a babe magnet.
forget the dogs,try infant children from around 9 months up, the girls go wild everyone wants to hold them and speak with you,seen it too many times, but make sure the wife is somewhere else. :wink:

If the small person or dog is not an option, try an Aston Martin. 8) (or be yourself)

agreed on the dog thing regarding size/looks, when you see a grown walking a tiny dog looks a bit funny to me, but if a girl was walking the tiny dog looks good.
and i can't stand Poodles all that white curly hair. :P sorry poodle lovers.
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Post by BKKSTAN » September 3, 2006, 5:15 pm

:lol: Ladyboys seem to attract the gals also :lol: I was wondering ,green tights with a wig :lol: Neighhhhhhhhhhh :P

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Post by laphanphon » September 3, 2006, 5:37 pm

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definitely a chickie magnet, but not sure if stan would look as good with a ribbon in hair[/img]

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Post by BKKSTAN » September 3, 2006, 5:41 pm

laphanphon wrote:Image


definitely a chickie magnet, but not sure if stan would look as good with a ribbon in hair[/img]
:lol: :lol: Honest, honest,I was hiding her from the ladies :wink:

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Post by panick » September 4, 2006, 5:19 am

Chick magnet?...if this was Korea it would be on the menu!!...Ha Ha!..no offence to small dog lovers..but come on guys would you really still be able to hold your head up high taking a pet rat with a beaufant (bad French) hairstyle for a walk just to get the attention of a few girls?....if you done it any other country it wouldn't be girls that you would attract!!!!...ONLY IN THAILAND!..as my GF says!
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Post by laphanphon » September 4, 2006, 6:36 am

oh contraire, dogs, especially puppies are a chickie magnet world wide, except where you point out, it's a good meal.

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Post by panick » September 5, 2006, 5:33 am

If I took the GF's family dogs for a walk I think the only people I would attract would be Korean's and leppers!..Ones a "chun" and the others a "maa"?..so I am led to believe a good dog and a bad dog?..(might be Cambodian words..not sure cos she confuses the hell out of me with her Thai,Thai/Laos,Laos,Cambodian,Thai/Cambodian and pigeon English...the pigeon bit I taught her over the last year!).... either way these dogs are not chickie magnets and there is no way until the Devil skates to work that I'm going to take them for a walk!..Ha! Ha!..I'd rather obstain from sexual gratification than own a Poodle!...
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Post by valentine » September 5, 2006, 7:18 am

panick wrote:!..Ha! Ha!..I'd rather obstain from sexual gratification than own a Poodle!...
You could try combining them :lol: :lol:OOh La La :wink:

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Post by dazedandconfused » September 5, 2006, 4:02 pm

Sorry guys......Beer Monkey has it right, if I go out shopping out with the wee boy (9 months old), he's a far bigger chick magnet than any "show" dog can be, tried and tested
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