Help me!! Mt Aussie and US friends have been kidnapped!!

[felixcat]

Last time I seen my Aussie friend was NY Day as we enjoyed a meal together
He has diapeared from the radar....anyone seen him? He is 6'1" about 300 ibs/ White hair.
Another friend just disappeared in the last 5 dayys. He is about 5' 8" and about 360lbs and lives "very close" to me.
(I can hear him talking and breathing) from my windows......
( anyone seen him> ?
I cannot go to their house, because the "BullDog": (wife) is guarding the premises.
I hate to sound like a crazy person , but .....
OK, you know felixcat, right?? Haters tell me what you think and others, you are on your own.
HELP Me!!! Should i go in there, both barrels blastings....
Or should I mind my own business?
Tnankyou

[747man]

Last time I seen my Aussie friend was NY Day as we enjoyed a meal together
He has diapeared from the radar....anyone seen him? He is 6'1" about 300 ibs/ White hair.
Another friend just disappeared in the last 5 dayys. He is about 5' 8" and about 360lbs and lives "very close" to me.
(I can hear him talking and breathing) from my windows......
( anyone seen him> ?
I cannot go to their house, because the "BullDog": (wife) is guarding the premises.
I hate to sound like a crazy person , but .....
OK, you know felixcat, right?? Haters tell me what you think and others, you are on your own.
HELP Me!!! Should i go in there, both barrels blastings....
Or should I mind my own business?
Tnankyou

The Bulldog Might have Cooked & Eaten Him....

[felixcat]

YIKES!!

[felixcat]

Talked to my friend today..he is OK. His wife is calmed down...after he threatened to take away the ATM card and move out.
Last night my Thai neighbor called me...don't know where he was, but sounded like wiskey.....said he met a "farang" and wanted me to talk to him. 6 ft, 280lbs. about 70yo from USA.
OK, went like this.."Hi, how are you? Are you OK? He said Yes, I said "OK, you are OK, have a good evening".....
Funny
Still looking for the Aussie........

[tamada]

Then there's always the chance that the Aussie is avoiding you.

[felixcat]

Yeah, maybe your right tamada......
Maybe its just me. Maybe I give off a negitive "ora" when I look down on men who allow themselves to be caged and led around on a short leash and expect me to view them as a "man".
Shame on me...

[grievous]

Wazza will be back in town soon if you're looking for an Aussie mate Felix

[felixcat]

Yes, I agree, Wassa and i should sit down for a coffee or maybe he will get a nitrogen drink, to balance his anti-gravity/ Lunar thoughts.
(Joking Wassa, these guys are trying to buzz me up to do to you, what you did to me, forgive us)