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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by stattointhailand » September 17, 2021, 4:39 pm

Bro Chairman Sir, are we gonna get UFES Associated with our Spannish cousins ....... I hear they are considering doing lilac merch !!




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Post by noosard » September 17, 2021, 6:12 pm

The meeting today was well attend by the members
Guest speakers had lots to tell
Will let the secretary inform all of the truth

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Post by papafarang » September 17, 2021, 8:44 pm

but any way. after a vote today child labor is acceptable.
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Post by Drunk Monkey » September 17, 2021, 9:28 pm

Indeed todays meeting was well attended 16 members ...at best decribed as interesting , some thought and solace needs to be taken into consideration... with regard to child labour .. world power and a chooce beteween rum raison or coc chip.also ..

Both Denise / Denis and Lallee offered thanks to the syphtheic members in attendance both during in after there talks... denise declined the offer of sausage stimulation on several fronts .. and i went home sges aga 55 honest

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Khun Paul » September 18, 2021, 9:01 am

Is this UFES a result of many receiving the Covid Jab which in turn has affected their mental abilities . In which case over the ensuing months the membership could gain many members ............!!

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Post by Giggle » September 18, 2021, 11:08 am

papafarang wrote:
September 17, 2021, 8:44 pm
but any way. after a vote today child labor is acceptable.
How about slave labor? I could use a few slaves.
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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Niggly » September 18, 2021, 5:27 pm

It’s an uphill struggle, but you’re getting there



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Post by noosard » September 18, 2021, 6:06 pm

Had my slave out today water blasting and sweeping
Does it with a smile as well
Gave him a drink
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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by stattointhailand » September 18, 2021, 8:33 pm

Tap water I assume

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Niggly » September 18, 2021, 9:20 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 18, 2021, 8:33 pm
Tap water I assume
Tap water?
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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by stattointhailand » September 19, 2021, 12:28 am

I take it you were the 5th Yorkshireman then :-"

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Khun Paul » September 19, 2021, 7:17 am

stattointhailand wrote:
September 19, 2021, 12:28 am
I take it you were the 5th Yorkshireman then :-"
Was not aware they could count that high ...........lol

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Post by noosard » September 19, 2021, 8:03 am

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Needed for the blind members of the society

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 19, 2021, 8:25 am

That would be a marvelous as we could play green earth and melting ice cap programs.

Alas .. at the moment it seemed like sorting out the phones of fossil member AUS003 and tidying up the dodgy haircuts were the order of the day .. the new rule checking that members are smartly dressed (shirts with sleeves) and well manicured was welcome by all except one who was held down n given a trim.

The club entry handshake n gesture was agreed though the motto ....

DONT CHEW ON LIFEs GRISSLE ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE still to be voted on.

Both speakers were very well received and at one point member UK007 performed a spontanenous magic trick when removing an albino kitten from his shorts.

Birthday greetings from all to member SEP001

The meeting ended with a song and the now customry "moon" by member NZ002

Onwards to next week ..details of speakers TBA

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 19, 2021, 8:58 am

The Aussie custom of smashing first drinks was continued by grandad
also local bikie was expelled for being skankly attired

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Niggly » September 19, 2021, 2:46 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 19, 2021, 12:28 am
I take it you were the 5th Yorkshireman then :-"
Apparently I’m not allowed to agree with this for some reason. No doubt this post will follow in my previous reply & will also be disallowed.

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by tamada » September 20, 2021, 8:32 pm

A motto ripped from some irrelevant Monty Python skit?

Honestly, is that the best that UFES can come up with? Maybe members should try developing this before they get pished.

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 21, 2021, 6:00 am

Ye should attend more meetings JOC008
Input is always welcomed

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 21, 2021, 7:08 am

Tam from ""founder to charter"" in one post impressive !!... one thing that was agreed (before any beverages were taken) at the last meeting was you are a MEMBER :? :lol: .. alas currently in a non contributory state therefore until JOC008 turns up in person and re affirms the clubs vows and entry handshake your membership is suspended until further notice.

It pains me to have to tell you this as IMO just by turning up you would have been an odds on favourite to win the up n coming gurning championship.

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Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by GT93 » September 21, 2021, 9:23 am

If a gentleman has time for only one club or society in Udon, should he run with the Masons or the Flat Earthers? Let's assume the gentleman is rather fond of beer.
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