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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by BillaRickaDickay » March 11, 2023, 11:03 am

That's a good idea Whistles, just as an extra deterrent it should be made compulsory for any Asylum applicant when being processed and sent to Scunthorpe, that they should be given a Season Ticket to go watch the "Irons" play under threat of deportation if they don't.
I see the scheme being government funded which will help the Football Club during these difficult times.


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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by Whistler » March 11, 2023, 11:12 am

BillaRickaDickay wrote:
March 11, 2023, 11:03 am
That's a good idea Whistles, just as an extra deterrent it should be made compulsory for any Asylum applicant when being processed and sent to Scunthorpe, that they should be given a Season Ticket to go watch the "Irons" play under threat of deportation if they don't.
I see the scheme being government funded which will help the Football Club during these difficult times.
The flaw in your argument, they will deliberately be non attendants and demand to be removed. It should be punishment, no one should be handed a get-out-of-gaol card.
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by BillaRickaDickay » March 11, 2023, 11:26 am

Well, it's not all doom and gloom in and around Scunthorpe, here's a typical "Burgu" that's just down the road.
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by Whistler » March 11, 2023, 11:53 am

Can you ask doodoo what 'Burgu' means, it could become WORD of the month.
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by BillaRickaDickay » March 11, 2023, 3:22 pm

He'll never get it Whistles, it's not on Google, maybe I should enter it in the Quiz Topic.
I can leave a couple of Clues:-
Something from a certain country in the Balkans.
Someone serving Porridge is in it.
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Post by Whistler » March 11, 2023, 3:50 pm

Got it.

In Oz the inmates pronounce it bargu. Fancy looking establishment for those types. I spent heaps of time in Long Bay Gaol in my teen years, but only on the tennis courts. It was opposite my High School and that, believe or not, was our home courts for interschool tennis.
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by joudon » March 11, 2023, 4:13 pm

Thought this topic was about UK politics

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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by Sport » March 11, 2023, 4:25 pm

Sorry whistles. In Oz, particularly NSW the crims call jails/gaols the big house or the slammer, unless you can enlighten me further.

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Post by stattointhailand » March 11, 2023, 4:33 pm

The Brits just call it Australia :lol:

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Post by Sport » March 11, 2023, 4:42 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 11, 2023, 4:33 pm
The Brits just call it Australia :lol:
lol, and we love the joint, well most of us. Should not be commenting really, its the UK thread, dont want to upset 70 odd million people on a small island area that you can drive around in 2 days.

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Post by stattointhailand » March 11, 2023, 5:37 pm

At least you would still be alive after your two day journey ..........2 days in Oz and if a snake or spider hasnt gotcha a friggin shark or jellyfish will :lol:

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Post by Whistler » March 11, 2023, 5:40 pm

Bloody sharks and jellyfish biting and stinging other drivers, they should take away their licenses
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by BillaRickaDickay » March 11, 2023, 7:06 pm

BillaRickaDickay wrote:
March 11, 2023, 3:22 pm
He'll never get it Whistles, it's not on Google, maybe I should enter it in the Quiz Topic.
I can leave a couple of Clues:-
Something from a certain country in the Balkans.
Someone serving Porridge is in it.
For those of you who haven't worked it out yet, I guess you've been sitting on the edge of your seats all day waiting for an answer.

Albanian Word for Prison.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/1 ... ury-hotel/
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by rick » March 11, 2023, 8:29 pm

Depopulate the falklands (offer them a million each) and give all the migrants one way tickets. Cheaper in the long run.

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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by stattointhailand » March 12, 2023, 12:25 am

rick wrote:
March 11, 2023, 8:29 pm
Depopulate the falklands (offer them a million each) and give all the migrants one way tickets. Cheaper in the long run.
Wouldnt need to depopulate ...... I hear theres only green geese there anyway .......might upset the Argies though :-k

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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by Earnest » March 12, 2023, 12:54 am

Upland goose, Statts.

It's nice in the Falklands.
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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by stattointhailand » March 12, 2023, 2:59 am

Remove the "n" from nice and you may be nearer the truth

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Re: General Discussion of UK Politics

Post by stattointhailand » March 12, 2023, 3:16 am

Any refugees from House of Commons (MP's that have lost their seat at election) and have voted that refugees should be sent to Rwanda should be included on the flight list themselves. I'm sure Rwanda could make as much use of a few Merchant Bankers etc as they can use desperate people trying to make a new life.
So as not to be too harsh I'd let them take a suitcase with some clothes, their passport and twenty quid with them

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