COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

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Post by vincemunday » May 26, 2020, 8:16 am

That's me out
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Post by tamada » May 29, 2020, 4:45 pm

Why the Clyde Tunnels have been closed and the speed limit has been reduced:

Traffic Scotland found over 200 dead crows on the Clyde tunnel approaches recently and there was concern that they may have died from Coronavirus. A pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorries while only 2% were killed by cars.

The agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They noted that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah! Cah!", not a single one could shout "Lorry!".

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Post by mickojak » May 29, 2020, 5:28 pm

Jeez, Tam,
Ya dug to the bottom of the barrel for that one.
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Post by stattointhailand » May 29, 2020, 5:53 pm

Grizzly Bear went into a bar ....... he didnt get served either

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Post by tamada » May 29, 2020, 8:17 pm

mickojak wrote:
May 29, 2020, 5:28 pm
Jeez, Tam,
Ya dug to the bottom of the barrel for that one.
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Proof, if proof was ever needed, of my enduring forum excellence.

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Post by jackspratt » May 29, 2020, 9:13 pm

From all reports, you have managed to keep your day job.

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Post by stattointhailand » May 29, 2020, 11:53 pm

Only until the govt stops paying 80% of his dosh

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OMG
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Post by vincemunday » May 31, 2020, 6:56 pm

I quite like my MIL...
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Post by Drunk Monkey » June 1, 2020, 2:40 pm

David Attenborourgh narrates lock down in London

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Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

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Post by vincemunday » June 4, 2020, 6:56 am

So true.
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Post by stattointhailand » June 4, 2020, 11:51 am

Thank god for that, coz those who are in supposed to be charge of Disease Control and Civil Rights haven't got a clue

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Post by vincemunday » June 4, 2020, 12:12 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
June 4, 2020, 11:51 am
Thank god for that, coz those who are in supposed to be charge of Disease Control and Civil Rights haven't got a clue
You really are getting boring Stats, this thread is about humour!
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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Post by stattointhailand » June 4, 2020, 12:35 pm

vincemunday wrote:
June 4, 2020, 12:12 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
June 4, 2020, 11:51 am
Thank god for that, coz those who are in supposed to be charge of Disease Control and Civil Rights haven't got a clue
You really are getting boring Stats, this thread is about humour!
Well it was about the 46th variation of the same old joke that had failed to be humorous after the third reincarnation

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