Sex in Scotland

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by GT93 » September 23, 2021, 8:51 am

DM would also appear to have had more success with Thai girls than Scottish lasses. I don't think I've ever had a rumble with a Scottish lass. Never having visited Scotland makes it much more difficult. However as a teenager I enjoyed the nudity in Polanski's version of Macbeth.



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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 23, 2021, 11:14 am

GT

Indeed i did in my younger day have a sexual encounter with a Scot ... his nickname was Bovril and we shared a cell in Glasgow jail.

Pleased to say there was also a female Jock called Lilly whilst i was at Glasgee Uni

Sorry i dont have a link and sadly lost contact with both upon release and graduation.

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by stattointhailand » September 23, 2021, 12:11 pm

Some of your wild tales are just ridiculous DM :-k ............ nobody is ever gonna believe you graduated [-X [-X

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by 747man » September 23, 2021, 3:33 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2021, 12:11 pm
Some of your wild tales are just ridiculous DM :-k ............ nobody is ever gonna believe you graduated [-X [-X
I Think His School was APPROVED,Statts :-k :-k :-k

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by Chuchi » September 23, 2021, 7:31 pm

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by AlexO » September 23, 2021, 7:59 pm

=D> =D> =D> :-" =D> =D> =D>

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by AlexO » September 23, 2021, 8:04 pm

Drunk Monkey wrote:
September 23, 2021, 11:14 am
GT

Indeed i did in my younger day have a sexual encounter with a Scot ... his nickname was Bovril and we shared a cell in Glasgow jail.

Pleased to say there was also a female Jock called Lilly whilst i was at Glasgee Uni

Sorry i dont have a link and sadly lost contact with both upon release and graduation.

Hope that helps

DM
What were you doing ? Delivering beer to the Students Union. If you had ever called it Glasgee you would have had a lot more scars than your wee gallbladder one. Its Glesga if you value your life.

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by stattointhailand » September 23, 2021, 9:58 pm

Once Bojo has finished knackering the fishing/farming/power and Nuclear Sub industries in Scotland the only jobs left north of the border will be crofting or sex video making

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » September 24, 2021, 12:28 am

stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2021, 9:58 pm
Once Bojo has finished knackering the fishing/farming/power and Nuclear Sub industries in Scotland the only jobs left north of the border will be crofting or sex video making
But, the Scots don't do sex! What would John Knox think if they did?
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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by pipadoo » September 24, 2021, 2:58 pm

Aye laddy
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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by AlexO » September 24, 2021, 7:23 pm

John Knox said not on Sundays only. The Roman Catholic Popes say its not for enjoyment only for making babies. Think I prefer the John Knox version.

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Re: Sex in Scotland

Post by vidmaster » September 25, 2021, 2:37 am

Oh
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