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Many chaps over here from Britain,Australia and Europe are becoming increasingly disillusioned with the poor exchange rates,so much so that many can no longer afford a partner and whose daily highlight is drinking a warm can of Archa beer outside a 7/11.
But could this be the answer to their woes ? Read on........

A s e x doll that can talk - but is it perfect Harmony?
Harmony is more than a s e x toy, according to RealDoll founder Matt McMullen
Harmony is a new type of s e x doll - one that can move and talk.
Adjusting Harmony's wig ahead of my interview with her, he is clearly very fond of the way she looks.
She is, he says, the natural next step for s e x dolls.
"Many people who may buy a RealDoll because it is sexually capable come to realise it is much more than a s e x toy," he said. "It has a presence in their house and they imagine a personality for her. AI gives people the tools to create that personality."
This is done via an app, which can be used with the doll or independently, existing as a virtual person on a smartphone or similar device.
Users can choose from a variety of personality options, including moody, angry and loving.
Mr McMullen has chosen "jealous" for Harmony and she dutifully asks him to "remove that girl from Facebook".
She speaks in a curiously high-pitched Scottish accent and tells me that she loves science fiction and, of course, Matt.
Mr McMullen claims that she learns from her users but when I ask Harmony what it feels like to be jealous, she apologises and says that she "needs to improve [her] skills".
The app that powers Harmony is already available to buy, although only directly from the Realbotix website, a spin-off from Abyss. Neither Google's nor Apple's official stores will carry it because of the explicit content.
The doll will go on sale later this year and there will be two versions - one with computer vision that enables it to recognise faces, which will cost $10,000 (£7,700) - and a cheaper version without vision for $5,000.

And,of course,one thing that isn't mentioned.........Harmony wont have a lazy,useless Thai family in tow wanting to squeeze every last baht out of you !

What visa required for Thailand Zid ?

I can see you are interested,wazza !
Initially you can just ship Harmony over via USPS.....no visa required.
If things work out between you then you may have to consider paying a yearly amount to Thai Immigration.Check with our local Immigration office where I'm sure they will willingly find a suitable rate for you.

Source:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39859939

They could be advantageous. No extended family to maintain, no sick buffaloes, no need for daily infusions of somptam, no medical expenses or need for gold or other chattels etc etc!!

Maybe just an annual service or quick lube job!!

I've been burnt before Zid

Bit her on the tit , she farted twice and blew out the window.

Also some just dont stand up to what they claim their duties are

Tried to get my money back on one, as she had a slow leak and kept going down on me.

Wazza and Zid

Would be good if they come with a passport, you could travel the world together, wheelchair her onto the plane early with all the indian families you see at any airport. Sit her next to you in business class and enjoy life to the full etc etc.
When you both go shopping you have disabled status and wheel chair access at all parking levels.
No more telling you that you can't drive around Udon without getting angry.
Just put the talking google maps app in her head.
No more lonely man syndrome we all have had at some stage sitting alone in a restaurant or bar.
No complaint when having a simple loso eatin takeaway meal at the new pizza hut, eating out of a box at the table.
Only disadvantage is she cant be the designated driver, but, who would be getting drunk when you have a glamour to take home each night with no bar fine. Half a Cialis will be plenty.
I can only see win win.

Barney and Zid

No hormones, no PMT, no more sanitary products blocking the septics.

Self absorbing internal pads to reduce the wet spot.

I asked the mrs if I could have one for a mia noi,she said she would still shoot me.there was me dreaming of 3 in a bed.

wazza wrote: Tried to get my money back on one, as she had a slow leak and kept going down on me.

Very good. =D> =D> I guess you just made a partial repair.

Marcosteffano wrote:I asked the mrs if I could have one for a mia noi,she said she would still shoot me.there was me dreaming of 3 in a bed.

Just tell the wife that (because of medical issues) she's your new live-in nurse. You could dress her up in a nurse's uniform to enhance the image, though you may have to increase your BP meds!

Not for me I'm afraid, I can't stand my partner talking when I'm doing it, maybe an occassional grunt or a ooh aah, even a scream is acceptable but talking, what the hell about, money shopping, whats for dinner, the mind boggles.As for a personality, what has that got to add to the experience? Sometimes I wonder what guys get up to on the job. Never mind the brain, get those legs closed tight.Ah that's better darling .

All them bar fines I've forked out,I could of had twins in my cupboard by now.what a life that could of been.come home from the boozer all tanked up,in the mood for some love.pull one out of the closet do the bizzo and kick her out of the bed.none of that sweaty cuddles crap.also could feed lies like,oh darling I take you gold shop tomorrow and wouldn't get pestered in the morning.another thing is they don't put bloody weigtht on.

Does it have a mute button? Who mops up afterwards?

I think trubrit is being too harsh and should re-assess his opinion read on.....
LOVE MACHINE Meet Harmony so realistic she orgasms…and she’ll even remember your birthday
The girlfriend of your dreams - whose genitalia can be detached and washed in the dishwasher (well,what more can a man want ? ) :-"
By Lauren Windle The Sun
Updated: 16th May 2017, 12:49 am

With her tiny waist and generous bosom, Harmony is so lifelike she’ll even orgasm during intercourse.4
Harmony is able to talk and can remember details about her man
As well as enjoying a good time with her man, she knows his favourite food, films and music, and is able to make him laugh and remember his birthday.
Her main objective is to be “the girl you always dreamed of”.
And by 2050 experts predict people will be hankering to tie the knot with their artificial intelligence girlfriends.(most of us will be in our 80's or 90's then......just what we need )
The doll can be programmed to recite poetry for those who prefer a literary type, or crack jokes for customers who love a comedian.
But creator Matt doesn’t think the robots pose a problem for real relationships.
He said: “This isn’t designed to distort reality to the point where people start interacting with humans the way they do with the robot.
“If they do, there’s probably something wrong with them. This is for gentle people who have such a hard time connecting with others.”

In step with the formerly, imminently readable Daily Telegraph's makeover to embrace the more 'Sun'ny sort of readership, they've also embarked on their own voyage of desperation when it comes to those seeking full-bodied but ultimately inanimate and servile bedfellows.

With regard to Zidane's earlier features involving RealDoll's Matt McMullen and his Harmony models, here's a picture of Matt and his mate. Clue: only one of them is battery operated. As a sop to those wanting to know what they look like with absolutely nothing on, I offer the following. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017 ... -intimacy/

Just 1 Pill of Sildenafil in your Pocket, Try on this, I hope you will break all moments.

Does she ask for money?

The Aussies had invented the first part of a s.. doll well before the Japanese added all the accessories, like a full body, head and talking mechanisms.
Ours was very basic with no moving parts and was useful as to enjoy a traditional takeaway meal from the milk bar.
Ended up being a perfect xmas gift for your ***** or ------ mates.

what if you want a doll that looks like amal clooney and not a big boobed bimbo can they supply ?thats if george doesnt mind clones of his wife walking the streets of london and paris

Zidane wrote: ↑

May 15, 2017, 11:43 am

Many chaps over here from Britain,Australia and Europe are becoming increasingly disillusioned with the poor exchange rates,so much so that many can no longer afford a partner and whose daily highlight is drinking a warm can of Archa beer outside a 7/11.

Great thread Zids. A cold can of Archa beer outside an Udon or Nong Khai 7/11 appeals to me more than a rumble with the latest sex bot. I'm not going to be an early adopter of the new technology but like you I am following developments in sex bot technology.