Udon Thani Thailand Forum - Udon Thani, Thailand

I can tick 18 of them

If you swallow chewing gum it gets tangled around your insides.

If You bite yer nails & Swallow one it'll stick in yer heart & Kill Yer.....

Get yer hands out yer pockets you will go blind !!
You need to get a bit nearer to a bar of soap young man
Finish yer homework first then you can
Have you been in my purse ?
Yer dad will be home soon

If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to really cry about.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
And a personal one to me that my twin sister never got from mum, "you little b" get back here".

If we didn't close a door it was were you born in a tent, not a barn.

not closing a door was were you born in a field

and another I used to get you make a better door than a window