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Re: God on this Earth! No way...

Post by stattointhailand » February 27, 2017, 1:53 pm

can123 wrote:I am looking for a God who will give me free wi-fi.
Keep looking ........ he's out there somewhere .....

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.
One called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted' Lo and behold, Justin turned into a ...shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin began to realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends.
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal. 'Where's Christian?' he asked.
'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark', came the reply, Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'
Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'..........
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'I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian'



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Post by wazza » February 27, 2017, 7:05 pm

Virgin birth

Lives again after 3 days of decomposition with no morgue cooling

Snakes that speak in tongues

A boat that supported all the land species for 40 days. Australian Koalas eat a very specific gum tree. How did they survive the walk to Turkey.

Why didnt God intervene with the 0000s of Paedaphiles in the Roman Catholic church .

There was Adam and his wife Eve..2 sons.

So incest was approved by God to.kickstart a few more eh

Thank God Im an athiest as they say

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Post by felixcat » February 27, 2017, 7:12 pm

Sorry Boys,i have made a great BBQ and have sauacy fingers.
i will respond to "some" of your questions.
Paul, I will cover all yours,,,they are sensible.
The rest don't deserve my time
This is my decision, i stand by it and if you don't agree, find yourself a "hand puppet' and talk to that. Some of you will even want to play with the poor little hand=puppet.
I am eating now, don't bother me!. Well. actually you can't, I am unplugging my internet.
See you tomarrow.
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Post by wazza » February 27, 2017, 7:17 pm

Wonder if a Geologist can be a creationist ?
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Post by wazza » February 27, 2017, 7:19 pm

Lol
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Post by wazza » February 27, 2017, 7:21 pm

Good Guys go to Heaven

Bad Guys go to Udon

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Post by stattointhailand » February 27, 2017, 7:29 pm

wazza wrote:Virgin birth

Lives again after 3 days of decomposition with no morgue cooling

Snakes that speak in tongues

A boat that supported all the land species for 40 days. Australian Koalas eat a very specific gum tree. How did they survive the walk to Turkey.

Why didnt God intervene with the 0000s of Paedaphiles in the Roman Catholic church .

There was Adam and his wife Eve..2 sons.

So incest was approved by God to.kickstart a few more eh

Thank God Im an athiest as they say
wazza you know as well as I, what they meant was ..............."insert here whichever phrase or words fit the religious beliefs of the current time/location" ..... as for the koalas ...... I reckon they must have been, as they say, "up a gum tree"

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Post by stattointhailand » February 27, 2017, 7:32 pm

First Santa, then the tooth fairy, now God ...... is NOTHING REAL :yikes: :crying:

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Post by wazza » February 27, 2017, 7:38 pm

stattointhailand wrote:First Santa, then the tooth fairy, now God ...... is NOTHING REAL :yikes: :crying:
You stupid bunny

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Post by TJ » February 28, 2017, 7:00 am

Satan has been amazingly successful in maintaining a low profile. When have you heard a conversation mention Satan? Yet he has been very busy and obvious in his war against God and humans. Most the above comments are a testimonial to his success.

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Post by fatbob » February 28, 2017, 7:31 am

TJ wrote:Satan has been amazingly successful in maintaining a low profile. When have you heard a conversation mention Satan? Yet he has been very busy and obvious in his war against God and humans. Most the above comments are a testimonial to his success.
Sorry TJ, the wars have been waged due to oil and money based on pure greed, and in the main the US policy.

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Post by minimiglia » February 28, 2017, 10:24 am

God is a total figment of mans imagination as is the devil.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » February 28, 2017, 10:29 am

TJ wrote:Satan has been amazingly successful in maintaining a low profile. When have you heard a conversation mention Satan? Yet he has been very busy and obvious in his war against God and humans. Most the above comments are a testimonial to his success.

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Post by jai yen yen » February 28, 2017, 11:53 am

I don't believe in God and I don't care if others do, I just hate the fact that so many people die for these silly beliefs. Life is the greatest gift you can ever have and to throw it away on something that is not real is truly sad.

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Post by mickojak » February 28, 2017, 12:55 pm

[quote="Laan Yaa Mo"]When have you heard a conversation mention Satan? [/quote

Not for ages because i dont associate with any f"*kwits who believe in him or god. 555
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And why do religious people always try and convince the rest of the world that they are correct?

Insecutity about themselves and their beliefs, i think.
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Post by stattointhailand » February 28, 2017, 1:01 pm

jai yen yen wrote:I don't believe in God and I don't care if others do, I just hate the fact that so many people die for these silly beliefs. Life is the greatest gift you can ever have and to throw it away on something that is not real is truly sad.
Sort of puts the human race on a par with the lemming when it comes to dying for stupid beliefs :(

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Post by jai yen yen » February 28, 2017, 1:48 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
jai yen yen wrote:I don't believe in God and I don't care if others do, I just hate the fact that so many people die for these silly beliefs. Life is the greatest gift you can ever have and to throw it away on something that is not real is truly sad.
Sort of puts the human race on a par with the lemming when it comes to dying for stupid beliefs :(
Actually humans are below the Lemmings because the Lemmings only kill themselves, they don't go out of their way to kill others.

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Post by marjamlew » February 28, 2017, 2:24 pm

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
TJ wrote:Satan has been amazingly successful in maintaining a low profile. When have you heard a conversation mention Satan? Yet he has been very busy and obvious in his war against God and humans. Most the above comments are a testimonial to his success.

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Post by Barney » February 28, 2017, 4:00 pm

Is this the same story, from Canada or just another one.?

Parents Who STARVED Their Son To Death Get Life In Prison.
Alexandru Radita, 15, who was found dead at his home in Calgary in 2013 after suffering from complications due to starvation

The parents of a 15-year-old diabetic boy who weighed just 37 pounds when he died have been convicted of first-degree murder.
The devout churchgoers allegedly told friends their 15-year-old son had died, ‘but then was brought back to life by God’.






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Post by skinner » February 28, 2017, 6:17 pm

TJ wrote:Satan has been amazingly successful in maintaining a low profile. When have you heard a conversation mention Satan? Yet he has been very busy and obvious in his war against God and humans. Most the above comments are a testimonial to his success.
Surprise surprise , another idiot from America. Whats that song the idiots sing ? USA USA USA 55555

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