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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by GT93 » June 6, 2022, 3:30 am

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You know that's BS GT .......... the Kiwi Rugby boys have been complaining there's not enough sockets for their Manscape pube trimmers for ages [-X [-X [-X
They should do that kind of grooming at home.

I do recall reading years ago that the All Blacks when playing the French used to cover their privates in Vaseline because of the wicked places the French might try to grab their opponents.


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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by tamada » June 6, 2022, 7:22 am

GT93 wrote:
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stattointhailand wrote:
June 5, 2022, 2:51 pm
You know that's BS GT .......... the Kiwi Rugby boys have been complaining there's not enough sockets for their Manscape pube trimmers for ages [-X [-X [-X
They should do that kind of grooming at home.

I do recall reading years ago that the All Blacks when playing the French used to cover their privates in Vaseline because of the wicked places the French might try to grab their opponents.
Has anyone seen that Turkish wrestling where the guys wear leather shreddies and lather up in oil before getting it on? They have to plunge their arms inside the britches to get a better...grip around the man cracks.

"And then there are the britches, known as kispet. Because the oil makes it so tough to grip an opponent, wrestlers try to stick their hands inside each other's kispet to gain leverage and to grab hold of the cuffs below the knees. To make it harder for opponents to grip their kispet, wrestlers pour oil inside and out."

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424 ... 2906791322

Looks very friendly and loads of fun. Maybe something for the forum fitness gurus to consider? The UFES gym maybe?
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by GT93 » June 6, 2022, 7:46 am

You started this downhill slide statts. tamada's next post might be about gay saunas. Where's that bloke who likes posting about Scunthorpe when we need him?
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Post by stattointhailand » June 6, 2022, 8:50 am

8-[ oops sorry ........ didn't realise it would make so many juices flow :-&

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by tamada » June 6, 2022, 9:17 am

stattointhailand wrote:
June 6, 2022, 8:50 am
8-[ oops sorry ........ didn't realise it would make so many juices flow :-&
It's only olive oil.
Very healthy.
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Post by thewatchman » June 6, 2022, 9:26 am

Well its certainly got Gts attention,hes got himself in a right lather
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by 747man » June 6, 2022, 11:08 am

GT93 wrote:
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You started this downhill slide statts. tamada's next post might be about gay saunas. Where's that bloke who likes posting about Scunthorpe when we need him?
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Post by stattointhailand » June 6, 2022, 11:24 am

I see the codheads were so scared of having another derby against Scunny they took the easy route out and got promoted

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 7, 2022, 9:49 pm

Here's the top 100 (by transfer value) players as at 6 Jun 2022

https://www.football-observatory.com/IM ... /wp384/en/

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 7, 2022, 10:03 pm

From socceroos.com

"The Socceroos' FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™ qualification campaign has reached its final stretch with the play-off against United Arab Emirates on Wednesday morning at 4am (AEST) to decide the Green and Gold’s fate.

The Socceroos’ qualification path towards this year’s FIFA World Cup™ commenced in September 2019 with a 3-0 win over Kuwait in Kuwait City, and after 18 games, 12 wins, and 43 goals, it has come down to a set of play-off fixtures against UAE and Peru over the coming week.

And Australia must defeat UAE at the Ahmad Bin Ali Stadium – a FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™ venue – to set up a winner-takes-all match-up against Peru in one of FIFA’s two intercontinental play-offs on the same pitch.

Australia have played UAE six times over the years with three victories, two draws and one defeat. The last time the two faced off was in the quarter-final of the 2019 AFC Asian Cup when the UAE ended the Socceroos tournament with a 1-0 result. "

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 8, 2022, 7:17 pm

Socceroos win 2 - 1 against UAE to advance to the Play off final v Peru =D> =D> =D>

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 12, 2022, 2:57 pm

England footballers' wives and girlfriends have been approached to star in a £1m Netflix documentary to be filmed during the World Cup.

y a w n ... seems like a better than ever reason to ignore their ads to pay them hard earned dosh to watch their cr*p [-X

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 14, 2022, 1:58 pm

Socceroos have only gone an' done it .........

Australia 0 - 0 Peru AET (Socceroos win 5 - 4 on pens)

Just one question re penalty shootout....... "Who's the loony in the goal?"


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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 14, 2022, 6:38 pm

Could be a "stary stary night" up at Turf Moor with Vincent in the dugout

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by 747man » June 14, 2022, 8:12 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
June 14, 2022, 1:58 pm
Socceroos have only gone an' done it .........

Australia 0 - 0 Peru AET (Socceroos win 5 - 4 on pens)

Just one question re penalty shootout....... "Who's the loony in the goal?"

The " Loony" in Goal as You Put it ) Was Andrew Redmayne He Plays for Sydney F.C. [-X [-X For NOT Knowing THAT,I Thought YOU Knew Everything >>>> :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by tamada » June 15, 2022, 9:21 am

stattointhailand wrote:
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Could be a "stary stary night" up at Turf Moor with Vincent in the dugout
Since they won't have a pot to pis in, will his appointment stem the flood of players wanting away?
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 15, 2022, 9:46 am

The likes of Mee, JT, Ice cream cornet and VWWeghorst are not exactly the type of players Vinny will want. He improved Anderlecht by using young up and coming players, so I suspect Burnleys owners are hoping to see loans from Man City acadamy bolstering their squad

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Post by GT93 » June 15, 2022, 11:58 am

The Aussies in the shoot out looked pretty good. None of this I earn 10 million quid a year and kick metres astray of the damn goal in a critical penalty shoot out.

Yes, you got him good 747man. :lol:
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Post by 747man » June 15, 2022, 12:41 pm

GT93 wrote:
June 15, 2022, 11:58 am
The Aussies in the shoot out looked pretty good. None of this I earn 10 million quid a year and kick metres astray of the damn goal in a critical penalty shoot out.

Yes, you got him good 747man. :lol:
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 15, 2022, 12:42 pm

747man wrote:
June 14, 2022, 8:12 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
June 14, 2022, 1:58 pm
Socceroos have only gone an' done it .........

Australia 0 - 0 Peru AET (Socceroos win 5 - 4 on pens)

Just one question re penalty shootout....... "Who's the loony in the goal?"

The " Loony" in Goal as You Put it ) Was Andrew Redmayne He Plays for Sydney F.C. [-X [-X For NOT Knowing THAT,I Thought YOU Knew Everything >>>> :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought Prickford had taken a leaf outta Matty Cash's book and gone to play for someone else. .....Mad as a f''in hatter, just like Prickford. I think it was the still shot with the "my eyes are open but theres nobody at home" look that Prickford ALWAYS displays at SJP :lol:

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