Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
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BREAKING NEWS : Doris the tea lady was due for a new contract from West Ham with a two Bob a month raise
But in the last 15 minutes Newcastle have made a last minute bid. Offering double the raise and a new tea cart
Doris’s Agent says she’s undecided
But in the last 15 minutes Newcastle have made a last minute bid. Offering double the raise and a new tea cart
Doris’s Agent says she’s undecided
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Doris has failed the eyesight part of her tea trolly driving test ...... and the fact that its still a right pain giving a woman a driving licence
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she should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye?
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Oh ! I See You've CREPT Outta yer Shell Again CRAB !!thewatchman wrote: ↑June 17, 2022, 2:31 pmshe should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye?
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I can see him now,frothing at the mouth punching keys ,screen full of spittle
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Timing,its all about timing your all out of sync soft lad747man wrote: ↑June 17, 2022, 4:27 pmOh ! I See You've CREPT Outta yer Shell Again CRAB !!thewatchman wrote: ↑June 17, 2022, 2:31 pmshe should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye?
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747man wrote: ↑June 17, 2022, 4:27 pmOh ! I See You've CREPT Outta yer Shell Again CRAB !!thewatchman wrote: ↑June 17, 2022, 2:31 pmshe should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye?
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She will be the highest paid member of staff though .......... the half time cuppa is gonna be the "highlight" of matches at Goodison next seasonthewatchman wrote: ↑June 17, 2022, 2:31 pmshe should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye?
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Is Gylfi Sigurdsson still there?
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No ........ well yes until 30 Jun when his contract expires
More to the point, are Richarlison, DCL, Gordon and anybody else they could sell to raise 50p still there?
More to the point, are Richarlison, DCL, Gordon and anybody else they could sell to raise 50p still there?
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"Gareth Bale has been offered a free season ticket at Ice Hockey side Cardiff Devils if he completes a sensational move to his hometown club."
What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire
What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire
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Build a golf course?stattointhailand wrote: ↑June 24, 2022, 2:37 pm"Gareth Bale has been offered a free season ticket at Ice Hockey side Cardiff Devils if he completes a sensational move to his hometown club."
What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire
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Where's Rooney heading now he's called it a day at Derby ........
Perhaps Wankie Lampard with give him a player/ass coach job at Everton
Perhaps Wankie Lampard with give him a player/ass coach job at Everton
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Loads of 'em in LA apparently. The MLS schedule is sloppy enough to allow him to play as many rounds of golf as footie training sessions, maybe even more.tamada wrote: ↑June 24, 2022, 9:03 pmBuild a golf course?stattointhailand wrote: ↑June 24, 2022, 2:37 pm"Gareth Bale has been offered a free season ticket at Ice Hockey side Cardiff Devils if he completes a sensational move to his hometown club."
What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire
Maybe LIV next year?
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"Maybe LIV next year?"
As a Salah replacement?
As a Salah replacement?
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"Sir Alex Ferguson recorded a personal message for Manchester United captain Harry Maguire and his new bride. Ferguson, 80, wished the couple years of happiness in the short clip which was played at their wedding in France at the weekend."
Rumour has it several Man U & England fans also sent a very short personal message, the second word being "off"
Rumour has it several Man U & England fans also sent a very short personal message, the second word being "off"
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Scunthorpe Utd documentary
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I got through the first 5 minutes about the rapid decline of this rock bottom club. It seems the name causes some problems with internet referees. I will return to this riveting story as soon as is humanly possible. Where is DM to ignite the Scunthorpe fire? I am sure his analysis would outweigh the lacklustre commentary by the Newcastle presenter.
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