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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 13, 2020, 11:33 pm

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 13, 2020, 11:06 pm
747man wrote:
September 13, 2020, 10:05 pm
Sateeb wrote:
September 13, 2020, 8:53 pm
747man wrote:
September 13, 2020, 7:18 pm
Since the start of the 2018-19 season, no outfield player has made more errors leading to goals in the Premier League than Virgil van Dijk (3).
And?

He looks upset doesn't he. :roll:

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But He's Still an Ugly Fooker !!
said the fine figure of a man :roll: im sure big virg would be gutted to know a skint has been taxi driver has been calling him names :lol:
Now that's worth a few laughs 😂 😂 😂 😂


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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 12:41 am

dezzer111 wrote:
September 13, 2020, 11:33 pm
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 13, 2020, 11:06 pm
747man wrote:
September 13, 2020, 10:05 pm
Sateeb wrote:
September 13, 2020, 8:53 pm
747man wrote:
September 13, 2020, 7:18 pm
Since the start of the 2018-19 season, no outfield player has made more errors leading to goals in the Premier League than Virgil van Dijk (3).
And?

He looks upset doesn't he. :roll:

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But He's Still an Ugly Fooker !!
said the fine figure of a man :roll: im sure big virg would be gutted to know a skint has been taxi driver has been calling him names :lol:
Now that's worth a few laughs 😂 😂 😂 😂
Who's SKINT, Not Me NOW Yer PIKEY !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 14, 2020, 1:02 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:said the fine figure of a man :roll: im sure big virg would be gutted to know a skint has been taxi driver has been calling him names :lol:
He'd lie in Rike's arms weeping.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 14, 2020, 1:06 am

I wonder if W747en Beatty knows that team he's supposed to support won or has he forgotten again. :-k

Edit: He's been approved. All aboard. :roll:
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 14, 2020, 1:53 am

I've just woken up and after scanning the Covid 19 news in NZ yesterday I was delighted to see this photo and a match report:

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An excellent start for the Map's principal team.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 14, 2020, 2:04 am

747 will jump on the bandwagon... For this week anyway.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 14, 2020, 2:42 am

I see one of the teams that statts thinks will be relegated is lying third on the table part way through the round.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 14, 2020, 6:43 am

Edited game highlights from official club media.

Liverpool (win) = 1:31 minutes
Leeds = 2:01 minutes (same game)
Everton (win) = 17:42 minutes
Spurs = 2:13 (same game)

I guess there's not too much to be proud of from Anfield, eh?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 14, 2020, 7:07 am

tamada wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:43 am
Edited game highlights from official club media.

Liverpool (win) = 1:31 minutes
Leeds = 2:01 minutes (same game)
Everton (win) = 17:42 minutes
Spurs = 2:13 (same game)

I guess there's not too much to be proud of from Anfield, eh?
Im sure everton will already have the DVD in club shop ,available for purchase sometime today, ''We Beat Tottenham 1-0, this is our year. ''

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 14, 2020, 7:14 am

I know this is the banter thread but can we please stop mocking Everton..im 100% sure they will finish top 20 this season

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 11:05 am

Sateeb wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:04 am
747 will jump on the bandwagon... For this week anyway.
Silly Boy Ain't Yer ?? Just Remember " Once A Blue ALWAYS A Blue " NOT A GLORY Hunter or a SYMPATHY Supporter " Wall Pusher "

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 14, 2020, 11:59 am

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It's probably a good thing Everton didn't win the Sportpesa wooden spoon back in 2019 . They'd have been unbearable and we would never have heard the end of it

Here is Rita, The Kariobangi Sharks manager showing Leon Osman what a trophy cabinet looks like after Evertons defeat to a bunch of african farmers :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 14, 2020, 12:42 pm

Of course, Everton's many millions of supporters in the UK and around the world will be happy with this splendid win. =D>

It seems to have stirred the usual rabble on the Map too. Catholic and non-Catholic.

Newcastle also won you know. I'm cool with that. As for the Leeds game, I wish Leeds had won. I heard some dodgy penalties went against them. :(

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 14, 2020, 1:49 pm

tamada wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:43 am
Edited game highlights from official club media.

Liverpool (win) = 1:31 minutes
Leeds = 2:01 minutes (same game)
Everton (win) = 17:42 minutes
Spurs = 2:13 (same game)

I guess there's not too much to be proud of from Anfield, eh?
You think?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 14, 2020, 1:53 pm

^^ Nothing dodgy although proper rule interpretations could have made the first one revocable by VAR*... but nobody wants to use that any more than we need to, especially on the opening game of the new season. The second one was a dead-to-rights calamitous error by new-signing Rodrigo which was probably only eclipsed by Vin Dijk's casual toe flick that gifted Bamford the second Leeds goal.

* According to the IFAB - the body which governs the laws of the game - "it is not an offence if the ball touches a player's hand/arm... directly from the player's own head or body (including the foot)."
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 14, 2020, 1:55 pm

Sateeb wrote:
September 14, 2020, 1:49 pm
tamada wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:43 am
Edited game highlights from official club media.

Liverpool (win) = 1:31 minutes
Leeds = 2:01 minutes (same game)
Everton (win) = 17:42 minutes
Spurs = 2:13 (same game)

I guess there's not too much to be proud of from Anfield, eh?
You think?

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OMG! Before we know it, you'll be posting a picture of the Toffee's famous trophy room grandfather clock.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 14, 2020, 1:58 pm

747man wrote:Silly Boy Ain't Yer ?? Just Remember " Once A Blue ALWAYS A Blue " NOT A GLORY Hunter or a SYMPATHY Supporter " Wall Pusher "
Yet on the day "your team" was playing, you were copying and pasting irrelevant statistics NOT discussing Everton's new players and the clash between Mourinho and Ancellotti, you even turned to VVD's looks. Then Everton win and it's the Once a Blue crap. :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 14, 2020, 2:11 pm

tamada wrote:
September 13, 2020, 5:27 pm
^ Oddly enough then neither have you then.

Not my circus, not my monkeys.
tamada wrote:Hopefully not as many years as we had to put up with LFC's boring "memory lane" before they got lucky last season.
So what is your circus if it isn't football? :-k

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm

Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 14, 2020, 2:44 pm

WBA = why bother again?

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