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Re: the Everton thread

Post by GT93 » September 24, 2020, 4:42 pm

Thanks for keeping us focused.



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Re: the Everton thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 24, 2020, 5:57 pm

GT93 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 4:42 pm
Thanks for keeping us focused.
''US''? lol :oops:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm

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September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 24, 2020, 6:58 pm

747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 11:36 am
stattointhailand wrote:
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Shouldn't that be "piss in Johnny Walkers Bed"

Kilt ........ Jock invention to make "tossing the caber" a whole lot easier

Back on topic ............... I see Prickford was back to his usual self last night with TWO almighty c/ups
So Have You seen the Match then Statts ?? Or are you just reading The S*n ??
Even stevie wonder could see pickford made 2 howlers,or do you disagree?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 24, 2020, 7:07 pm

England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford, undisputed number one since his £30m move from Sunderland three seasons ago, had a dreadful campaign highlighted by a series of high-profile blunders.
In the past three seasons, he is top of the list for mistakes by Premier League keepers that have led to goals with 10, alongside Asmir Begovic. He had an outstanding first season on Merseyside but there is no doubt he has regressed to such an extent his England place is now up for debate.
Ratcliffe said: "Have a look at his competition. It's not very good.
"The people he trains with are not making him better. He should be improving. He needs more pressure on him.
"He has had Maarten Stekelenburg, Jonas Lossl and young Joao Virginia as his competition. I wouldn't want any of those reserve goalkeepers playing on a regular basis for Everton. It might sound harsh but standards must be high. ( Alan that is a quote from one of your x players its a few months old pickford has made a few more blunders since then are you seriously saying that he should still be englands number 1?)

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 24, 2020, 7:12 pm

747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
It was Fleetwood Town alan ,not like it was Barcelona in their prime? but whatever makes you happy :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 24, 2020, 7:36 pm

747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
5 goals against very lower opposition all the Bluenoses must have been on a buzz last night, except for Prickford what an outstanding keeper he is (Not).
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 24, 2020, 8:01 pm

747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
Seriously? youve come on here and took the time to post about everton scoring 5 goals away from home against the mighty fleetwood Town lol, oh dear and this from a man who claims to have forgot more about football than most readers know?Levels, 747man the gift that keeps giving :D

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 24, 2020, 8:44 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 7:36 pm
747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
5 goals against very lower opposition all the Bluenoses must have been on a buzz last night, except for Prickford what an outstanding keeper he is (Not).
Well As I Said it'll be very Similar ( Lower ) Opposition tonight for yer Sh*te So Lets See IF Yer can score 5 Away from Home....O.K. ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 25, 2020, 3:38 am

747man wrote:Opposition tonight for yer Sh*te So Lets See IF Yer can score 5 Away from Home....O.K. ??
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Ok.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by mech_401 » September 25, 2020, 5:48 am

wasnt liverpool sold to yanks? yanks from boston
no less. they might as well be from kilkenny . and
brits still support this team? it all just disgusts me

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 25, 2020, 6:24 am

The posts have been flying in here. :lol:

7 is a splendid effort. Good luck to the Toffees this weekend.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 25, 2020, 7:07 am

747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
Have you got any toes left?ive never known anyone shoot themselves in the foot as much as you , 747man the gift that keeps giving :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 25, 2020, 9:14 am

SOME LOCAL EVERTON FANS
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EVERTON ARE MAGIC?WELL THEY USUALLY DISAPPEAR IN NOVEMBER SO THEY MIGHT HAVE A POINT

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 25, 2020, 9:37 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 25, 2020, 7:07 am
747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
Have you got any toes left?ive never known anyone shoot themselves in the foot as much as you , 747man the gift that keeps giving :lol:
I rest my case "old man" as you quoted you are old but I won't Old it against you, now back to the results, 😂
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 25, 2020, 10:39 am

Sateeb wrote:
September 25, 2020, 3:38 am
747man wrote:Opposition tonight for yer Sh*te So Lets See IF Yer can score 5 Away from Home....O.K. ??
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Ok.
But " Fancy " Sitting on Yer Computer at 0338hrs.....It Was a Carabao Cup=Tie.... :roll: :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 25, 2020, 10:44 am

GT93 wrote:
September 25, 2020, 6:24 am
The posts have been flying in here. :lol:

7 is a splendid effort. Good luck to the Toffees this weekend.
Yes GT93 I've got to admit it 7 is a splendid effort, But They ALL Sat up until 0400hrs to watch A Carabao Cup Tie...LOL !! :-" :-"

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 25, 2020, 10:48 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 25, 2020, 7:07 am
747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
Have you got any toes left?ive never known anyone shoot themselves in the foot as much as you , 747man the gift that keeps giving :lol:
Don't YOU Know any other tag Lines than that ?? Getting Too Repetitive Now..... [-X :-" [-X

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 25, 2020, 12:01 pm

The last time I looked the Toffees have had an excellent start to the season. Frequently finding the back of the net. =D>

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by samster » September 25, 2020, 12:55 pm

Leeds top of the league again

To be fair, the Scousers never get arrested because they have more practice at avoiding detection

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54272052

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