EPL Banter Thread

[Zidane]

Last nights results....
Everton 0 West Ham 1
Man Utd 2 Aston Villa 1

Team, Played, Points
1.Liverpool 16 33
2.Man Utd 16 33
3.Leicester 16 29

Early match tonight at 7.30pm Thai time... Spuds v Leeds...should be worth watching.

[747man]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

FYI, I'm NOT on the Missing List I Posted at about 10.00am,But I'm Under Moderation as you know & It's taking about 4/5 Hours BEFORE You can see my Post....So There !!
BTW, You were Very Quiet After the West Brom & Newcastle Results for your xxxxxx !!

[Drunk Monkey]

Manu have quietly sneaked up on Liverpool so lets hope more clubs can get in the mix and keep the EPL title race tight and more interesting ... the EPL isnt the first place i check results ..obviously L2 is but even us lovers of grass roots footy still like to see exciting title and relegation races...

Twas only a short while ago many calling for OLe Gunnas head at Man U .. now ??? at least its keeping Gary Nevilles gob shut for a while.

DM

[Niggly]

COYS

Oops sorry, my mistake MOT

5 mins in & Tottenham 0-0 Leeds

[747man]

COYS

Oops sorry, my mistake MOT

5 mins in & Tottenham 0-0 Leeds

OOOPPSS !
45 Mins In & It's Tottenham 2 Leeds 0.......

[747man]

OOOPPPSSS !! 50 Minutes in it's now....Tottenham 3 Leeds 0....

[Niggly]

Oh dear, Tottenham 3-0 Leeds

[Niggly]

[dezzer111]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

FYI, I'm NOT on the Missing List I Posted at about 10.00am,But I'm Under Moderation as you know & It's taking about 4/5 Hours BEFORE You can see my Post....So There !!
BTW, You were Very Quiet After the West Brom & Newcastle Results for your xxxxxx !!

Wasn't a defeat, Bluenoses down to 5th , still laughing.

[747man]

OOOPPPSSS !! 50 Minutes in it's now....Tottenham 3 Leeds 0....

[747man]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

FYI, I'm NOT on the Missing List I Posted at about 10.00am,But I'm Under Moderation as you know & It's taking about 4/5 Hours BEFORE You can see my Post....So There !!
BTW, You were Very Quiet After the West Brom & Newcastle Results for your xxxxxx !!

Wasn't a defeat, Bluenoses down to 5th , still laughing.

But.........Yer Might NOT Be after Southampton.....A Llanna Hat-Trick Would be Nice Though,Wouldn't it ??

[stattointhailand]

Oh dear, Tottenham 3-0 Leeds

Yet another "masterclass" of xxxxxx goalkeeping .......... I here Karius is available on loan (is Rob Green still around?)

[TAXIfor7/11]

Oh dear, Tottenham 3-0 Leeds

Yet another "masterclass" of xxxxxx goalkeeping .......... I here Karius is available on loan (is Rob Green still around?)

Don,t mention karius

[TAXIfor7/11]

Everton have lost more games at home in 2021 than Liverpool have since April 2017
Happy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR JUMBO

[Laan Yaa Mo]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

They're consistent if they didn't score. Everton's specialty is not scoring, in particular, goalless draws. The loud noise emanating from their home grounds is the snoring of their woe-begotten fans.

Now is the time to turn to the World Junior Hockey Championships. Attention 747 re: scoring/putting the biscuit in the basket, Canada buried Germany 16-2

[747man]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

They're consistent if they didn't score. Everton's specialty is not scoring, in particular, goalless draws. The loud noise emanating from their home grounds is the snoring of their woe-begotten fans.

Now is the time to turn to the World Junior Hockey Championships. Attention 747 re: scoring/putting the biscuit in the basket, Canada buried Germany 16-2

Sooooooooooooo, Just Stick to yer HOCKEY Then as YOU Know NOTHING About English Football....BTW It's NOT Called SOCCER Either....

[Laan Yaa Mo]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

They're consistent if they didn't score. Everton's specialty is not scoring, in particular, goalless draws. The loud noise emanating from their home grounds is the snoring of their woe-begotten fans.

Now is the time to turn to the World Junior Hockey Championships. Attention 747 re: scoring/putting the biscuit in the basket, Canada buried Germany 16-2

Sooooooooooooo, Just Stick to yer HOCKEY Then as YOU Know NOTHING About English Football....BTW It's NOT Called SOCCER Either....

Some misfits in the New World refer to football as soccer. Thankfully, I'm not one of those. Canada's next opponent on the ice are those pesky Russkies. By the way, are there any soccer games on this Sunday in England? The U.S. has a number of football tilts.

[TAXIfor7/11]

just when we thought there was no more first achievements this great club could deliver,lets add a few,''the first club to celebrate winning a corner at anfield''
'' First club to have a massive cuckoo clock in the trophy room
''First club to use kids as coshes''
''First team to win the prem after 4 games !!''
''First team to spend one billion with no silverware to show for it
''First club to order large vinyl banner stating club firsts, as there is so little for Everton fans to grasp on to"
''First club to take one million years to build a new ground""
''First club to issue Restricted View seats at a 2000 capacity game during a Global Pandemic."'
''First club to lose at home in 2021
''First club to win the league after 4 games""
''First club to have a clock more famous than the one at Highbury""
HELLO JUMBO
'

[Drunk Monkey]

Well done to Southampton as they beat Liverpool 1-0 in the wee small hours .. keeping the EPL title race as tight as a a Scotsman with onnee a poond in his sporan.

A very early Danny Ings goal was enough and puts the Saints (one of my pre season favourites to surprise) up to 6th whilst this does still leave the scousers still top Man U have game in hand and can leap frog them with a win.

DM

[TAXIfor7/11]

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.

FYI, I'm NOT on the Missing List I Posted at about 10.00am,But I'm Under Moderation as you know & It's taking about 4/5 Hours BEFORE You can see my Post....So There !!
BTW, You were Very Quiet After the West Brom & Newcastle Results for your xxxxxx !!

Wasn't a defeat, Bluenoses down to 5th , still laughing.

But.........Yer Might NOT Be after Southampton.....A Llanna Hat-Trick Would be Nice Though,Wouldn't it ??

A Lallana hatrick would of been impossible,seeing as he plays for Brighton (coming from the man who claims to have forgot more about football than forum members know),however x liverpool player Danny ings scored the only goal to give southampton the win,slightly off topic but expect a warm moist weather front over nong khai today