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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » May 18, 2021, 1:40 pm

Harry 'Mr. Tottenham' Kane wants out according to the Grauniad.

Is Chairman Swan paying attention?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... his-summer



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Post by stattointhailand » May 18, 2021, 1:54 pm

Must be his desire to play for Steve Bruce

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Post by stattointhailand » June 1, 2021, 10:37 pm

Jermaine Defoe recently won the 87th bit of silverware by an ex Spurs player since Spurs won any

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Post by stattointhailand » June 8, 2021, 9:53 pm

Even Shearers getting his nappy in a twist now

"Shearer joined Wright for a powerful interview on behalf of the Premier League to discuss both their current experiences and instances from their playing days.

The recent renewed focus against racism prompted the Newcastle legend to recall a popular chant about Cunningham from his time on the terraces.

Cunningham spent two years on Tyneside after joining in 1985, and was regularly serenaded with his own song by supporters.

However, the racial undertones of the chant which was sung by 'thousands' is something Shearer can not understand almost 40 years on.

He told the Premier League: "When I went to watch football [at] Newcastle in the early eighties, when I was 12, 13, 14, we had a black centre-forward Tony Cunningham.

"And one of the songs the Gallowgate End used to sing was 'he's black, he's broon, he's playing for the Toon'.

"There were thousands [who] sang it. He acknowledged, he clapped, he smiled. That was his way of saying thanks, I guess. But I mean..."

I mean a) it was in a different era when being called black/fat/stupid/paddy/parky/streak a piss/Gyppo etc went with the territory
You didn't need 16 appointments with your therapist to get over it, you just shrugged it off and carried on
There were not (as Wrighty and the Kick it out brigade would have us believe) 50 odd thousand Racinst KKK members in the gallowgate.
The thing that annoyed me most was not Shearer being "Uncomfortable" with our behaviour 40 years ago. it was the fact that he still didn't have the balls to repeat the proper words which started with the letter "C" and rhymed not Br and rhymed [-X [-X [-X

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » June 9, 2021, 11:26 pm

No wonder the Big Fat Cockney B*stard has been spotted with a sickly grin from ear to ear over the last couple of days. It appears the US have just removed the Saudis from the "Piracy watchlist" (one of the main excuses the Prem were using to block the takeover) Couldn't have asked for better timing with the Prem having to respond to his legal challenge this Friday and Arbitration booked in for next month

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » June 11, 2021, 10:01 pm

Everton have approached up and coming Italian manager Sam Miguel Allardicio about the vacant managerial position
Talks are ongoing
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » June 12, 2021, 8:19 am

tamada wrote:
May 18, 2021, 1:40 pm
Harry 'Mr. Tottenham' Kane wants out according to the Grauniad.

Is Chairman Swan paying attention?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... his-summer
Just seen this Tam .. too late im afraid as Chairman Swan has blown the budget for the up n coming L2 campaign on a position he thought most needed to be strengthened sadly not a striker ... we would all like to welcome Denise to the club , in her role in the South stand pie shop come August.

First teamer Mactee has jumped the Iron ship and moved to the codheads meaning at the moment Scunny officially could not field a first team due to lack of staff/players .. its seeming more n more difficult to get players to come to Scunthorpe :shock: .. which surprises me :^o

Sadly we are doomed .. with no budget , no players relegation into non league pretty much a cert.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 9, 2022, 5:19 pm

Bumping this thread since the other one seems to be turning into a bit of a monologue with the usual snipers in the peanut gallery.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 9, 2022, 5:52 pm

Not gonna be a prob for too much longer........ The Evertons will be in the grass roots thread after their points have been deducted

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Post by thewatchman » March 9, 2022, 7:18 pm

If i remember rightly the banter thread got shut down?
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Post by GT93 » March 9, 2022, 11:44 pm

Lucky DM.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 10, 2022, 12:32 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 9, 2022, 5:52 pm
Not gonna be a prob for too much longer........ The Evertons will be in the grass roots thread after their points have been deducted
Not gonna happen.

Try and stay ON topic which is BANTER.

Here's an excellent example for you.
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I heard that Moshiri has been in touch with Donald Trump about how many sheets of accounting paper will go with each flush of the toilet :lol:
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Post by stattointhailand » March 10, 2022, 1:09 pm

What like when Jesse Marsch thought he was allowed to take all 11 Leeds players off after 2 minutes and replace them with his defensive team for the next phase in his playbook only to get told he was only allowed 3 subs in 90 mins and in "football" the forwards were expected to defend as well

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Post by Drunk Monkey » March 10, 2022, 3:20 pm

GT93 wrote:
March 9, 2022, 11:44 pm
Lucky DM.
Why lucky ???? Me him.you no under khao jai

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Post by GT93 » March 10, 2022, 3:28 pm

The Everton bashing will move into Scunny's thread and readers will hear less about Scunny because the overwhelming focus will be on the Toffees. If the Toffees go down the toilet in the next couple of months, perhaps next season you might create a thread just for your beloved Scunny.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » March 10, 2022, 3:40 pm

GT93 wrote:
March 10, 2022, 3:28 pm
The Everton bashing will move into Scunny's thread and readers will hear less about Scunny because the overwhelming focus will be on the Toffees. If the Toffees go down the toilet in the next couple of months, perhaps next season you might create a thread just for your beloved Scunny.
I had planned to do.that GT .. a new thread

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Post by stattointhailand » March 10, 2022, 3:50 pm

Be just like old times Scunny, Sarfend, Codeds, Wrexham, Notts County. Halifax, Daggers, Aldershit, Barnet, that mob from the South West Riviera and of course the mighty Gateshead (assuming they stay top of North)

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » March 10, 2022, 5:53 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 10, 2022, 3:50 pm
Be just like old times Scunny, Sarfend, Codeds, Wrexham, Notts County. Halifax, Daggers, Aldershit, Barnet, that mob from the South West Riviera and of course the mighty Gateshead (assuming they stay top of North)
Never though of it like that Statto .. Chesterfield n Stockport in the mix but looking like favs to be promoted .. lots miles to travel for the Scunny faithful next season not too many fixtures within 3 hours except of course the Cods .. Halifax n Notts County second closest after that a map required.

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Post by stattointhailand » March 10, 2022, 6:25 pm

More bad news for Emerton ........ Now Chelski are being run by the taxpayers, it is they that are now "The Peoples Club"

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stattointhailand wrote:
March 10, 2022, 6:25 pm
More bad news for Emerton ........ Now Chelski are being run by the taxpayers, it is they that are now "The Peoples Club"
There is only ONE People's Club & YOU Know it....Bone Cutter Lover !!

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