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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 14, 2021, 6:34 pm

If i'm still breathing next season I can assure you I will be posting on here regardless of where cabbage face takes the team ......... In fact. I will be able to take the p*** out of EPL teams and you lot wont be able to reciprocate because you will be off topic



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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » April 14, 2021, 6:58 pm

I would be the same statts wishing what could have been yip he's certainly crippled a very important institution, sorry was thinking of Fraser's there anyway back quickly in topic the toon deserve someone willing to back them and Bruce

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Post by stattointhailand » April 15, 2021, 6:08 pm

What a surprise ... not

Liverpool "morons" attack opposition team bus outside Anfield ......... AGAIN

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 18, 2021, 6:49 pm

Is it a surprise to anyone that Suarez is being linked with a return to Liverpool ............ haven't Norwich just been promoted again?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 21, 2021, 11:08 pm

After the last couple of days the dust is starting to settle now, so what happens if as punishment all the "Septic Six" have their records for this season expunged for breaking rule 9:1

League table would currently look like this

1) West Ham 49pts
2) Leicester 40pts
3) Leeds 39 pts
4) Villa 34 pts (on goal diff from)
5) Everton 34 pts
6)Palace 32 pts (on goal diff from)
7) Newcastle 32 pts
8) Wolves 30 pts (on goal diff from)
9) Southampton 30 pts
10) Brighton 27 pts
11) Burnley 26 pts
12) Fulham 21 pts
13) WBA 17 pts
14) Sheff Utd 11 pts

Congrats to West Ham, Leicester & Leeds, and a super scrap for the last CL spot :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » April 22, 2021, 8:36 am

^ I love the smell of hypotheticals in the morning.

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Post by Drunk Monkey » April 22, 2021, 8:43 am

smashing if the big 6 get points deducted or a 1 year European CL ban coz of this .. LMFHO ..

OR ...even relegation to L1?

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Post by stattointhailand » April 22, 2021, 1:56 pm

"OR ...even relegation to L1?"

After having to play at Goodison Park and it's portakabins, L1 grounds would be like Royal Palaces

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Post by stattointhailand » April 22, 2021, 4:52 pm

Man Utd fans break into training ground

Media outlets are ripping them to pieces, but I say, hang on, it's not their fault it now takes 72 hrs for the United fans to get to Manchester from Ireland after Brexit,

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » April 26, 2021, 1:05 pm

Looks like Steven Gerrard's tenure at Ibrox continues trophyless after St Johnstone beat them on penalties in the Scottish Cup Final yesterday. That's bugger all after six jousts since 2018.

Sounds to me that he would be a perfect fit at Goodison, eh 747man?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » April 26, 2021, 1:38 pm

tamada wrote:
April 26, 2021, 1:05 pm
Looks like Steven Gerrard's tenure at Ibrox continues trophyless after St Johnstone beat them on penalties in the Scottish Cup Final yesterday. That's bugger all after six jousts since 2018.

Sounds to me that he would be a perfect fit at Goodison, eh 747man?
Tam was only the quarter finals they didn't make it to the semis or final second rate team at best Everton would be a step-up

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Post by stattointhailand » April 26, 2021, 1:39 pm

Daniel Levy & Glaziers will be watching closely ..... seems to fit both their "Modus Operandi" exactly

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » April 26, 2021, 1:44 pm

dunroaming wrote:
April 26, 2021, 1:38 pm
tamada wrote:
April 26, 2021, 1:05 pm
Looks like Steven Gerrard's tenure at Ibrox continues trophyless after St Johnstone beat them on penalties in the Scottish Cup Final yesterday. That's bugger all after six jousts since 2018.

Sounds to me that he would be a perfect fit at Goodison, eh 747man?
Tam was only the quarter finals they didn't make it to the semis or final second rate team at best Everton would be a step-up
Thanks for the correction... I wondered why the article was waffling on about 'Hampden next' and why the final was being played at Ibrox.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 26, 2021, 1:50 pm

Didn't I read somewhere that they have about 10 players serving bans for breaking CV19 regs?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » April 26, 2021, 1:53 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
April 26, 2021, 1:50 pm
Didn't I read somewhere that they have about 10 players serving bans for breaking CV19 regs?
Will definitely be the excuse they use for LOSING to the saints but valid one nae

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 26, 2021, 2:02 pm

Trying to think of a comparison ........

Bit like Scunny (same standard) being asked to play a match with half their team missing (oh hang on!!)

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » April 29, 2021, 5:10 pm

"I would luv it" if this quote got remembered on it's 25th anniversary .......

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » May 3, 2021, 7:02 pm

Several thousand Man Utd fans have now spent more time on the Old Trafford Pitch this season than Donny Van de Beek

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Post by Niggly » May 14, 2021, 8:32 am

Gjanna used to work on the docks 🤘

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » May 17, 2021, 10:29 pm

After recent protests outside Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge etc: it has been announced that Everton fans are to hold a protest outside Goodison Park this week ........... They are demanding that they are not allowed back inside

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