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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by 747man » October 8, 2021, 7:28 pm

Statto's Got his New Shirt.......After the Takeover.......
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 8, 2021, 8:59 pm

Wish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning :-k

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 9, 2021, 12:48 am

Toon fans latest number one

I never realised how happy you made me
oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking :lol:


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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by 747man » October 9, 2021, 11:16 am

stattointhailand wrote:
October 8, 2021, 8:59 pm
Wish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning :-k
Yeah You'd make " A Bomb " Statts !! :lol: :lol:

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 9, 2021, 6:14 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
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I've no doubt whatsoever that Joelinton will be this years top scorer ........ in the bars along the Quayside

Toon has always liked a French Connection ...... Davide Ginola, Laurent Robert, Hatem Ben Arfa ..... we will wait for next year and get Mbappe, Pogba & Griezman on "frees" ...... at least that will give "Jean Jo" Shelvey from Le Harold Hill someone to hit with his Hollywood pass par excellance :lol:
Perhaps my prediction made in August was not as far fetched as most thought :-"

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by Earnest » October 9, 2021, 8:05 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
October 8, 2021, 8:59 pm
Wish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning :-k

747man wrote:
October 9, 2021, 11:16 am
You'd make " A Bomb " Statts !! :lol: :lol:
From tea towels, Alan?
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 9, 2021, 10:23 pm

Thats the Glazier money that makes the bombs 747 ....... allegedly :-"

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by 747man » October 9, 2021, 10:56 pm

Earnest wrote:
October 9, 2021, 8:05 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
October 8, 2021, 8:59 pm
Wish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning :-k

747man wrote:
October 9, 2021, 11:16 am
You'd make " A Bomb " Statts !! :lol: :lol:
From tea towels, Alan?
Must've Gone right OVER Yer head that one Steve....Never Mind ' Eh ??

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by GT93 » October 10, 2021, 1:22 am

747man wrote:
October 9, 2021, 11:16 am
stattointhailand wrote:
October 8, 2021, 8:59 pm
Wish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning :-k
Yeah You'd make " A Bomb " Statts !! :lol: :lol:
And he'd probably do very well quietly selling the bone saws stored under his table. I suppose the EPL is going to give Newcastle a 9 11 game every year so the biggest lunatics in the UK can celebrate 9 11. :roll:
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 10, 2021, 2:52 am

:shock: Now that has gone way over my head... what the f@@@ are you on about whats a 911game ffsake

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by Earnest » October 10, 2021, 5:54 am

Would you mind casting your eye over next week's fixtures, please, Statto. I'm interested in your predictions.

Thank you.
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by 747man » October 10, 2021, 11:01 am

stattointhailand wrote:
October 10, 2021, 2:52 am
:shock: Now that has gone way over my head... what the f@@@ are you on about whats a 911game ffsake
GT93 Means that ....(Allegedly) The Saudi's were the Instigators of of the 9/11 Atrocity & Now they OWN Newcastle United....So The Premier League MIGHT Give them a Fixture on the 9th of September for THAT Reason as THEY Now Practically OWN The Premier League Too !! :-k :-k

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 10, 2021, 3:08 pm

Have to wait a bit me ol' cobber, don't know who is involved in midweek internationals, who's picked up injuries and who needs to quarantine .......... will Harry Kane be "tappin' up" the Newcastle owners trying to get a January move?

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 10, 2021, 3:35 pm

Newcastle situation feels a bit like a US "expansion franchise" ....... all Prem clubs can ring fence a couple of players who they wont release but the rest of the squad is "fare game" and you can pick one from every team

Who to pick (assuming club would sell for a good price as opposed to stupid money)???

Arsenal .......... Saka
Villa ............. Matty Cash
Brentford ........ Bring Toney back
Brighton .......... Bissouma
Burnley ........... Tarkowski
Chelsea ........... Gallagher
Palace ............ Zaha
Everton ........... DCL
Leeds ............. Raphinha
Leicester ......... Pereira
Liverpool ......... Bobby Firmino
Citeh .............. Bernardo Silva
United ............ J Lings
Norwich .......... Max Aarons
Southampton ..... JWP
Spurs ...............Ndombele
Watford ........... Sarr
West Ham ......... Soucek
Wolves ............ Saiss

Aren't International breaks boreing

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by Earnest » October 10, 2021, 8:28 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
October 10, 2021, 3:08 pm
Have to wait a bit me ol' cobber...
I'm English. :shock:

You haven't got some perception that I'm a tommy gun toting Aussie soldier from a Commando comic, have you? :shock:

You're right about the predictions though, I'll wait.
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by 747man » October 10, 2021, 8:37 pm

One for You Statts, New Signing Named......Al Sharia !!
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by stattointhailand » October 10, 2021, 9:02 pm

So sorry old chap, no offense meant, was watching Isaac Butterfield vids and got a bit carried away.

I doubt that any "tommy gun totting Aussie soldier from a Commando comic" would be able to refer to the "sky blues" and know who the hell they were talking about .........
PS they were a right pain in the ar*e back in the day, everyone had a certain sized prog, which all fitted nicely into the season programme holder except one, who made their match day prog like a small tabloid newspaper which didnt fit any of the standard binders that were available :evil:

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by jackspratt » October 10, 2021, 9:06 pm

Earnest wrote:
October 10, 2021, 8:28 pm

I'm English. :shock:

You haven't got some perception that I'm a tommy gun toting Aussie soldier from a Commando comic, have you? :shock:
That is apparent.

Only a Pom would confuse a sub-par Tommy gun with the superb, Australian designed and manufactured Owen gun.

Off to the naughty corner for an hour for you.

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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by Earnest » October 10, 2021, 9:20 pm

My experience of Australians is limited to watching the Wannabies lose at Twickers and reading your's* and Aussieboy's posts. That said, I suspect your intention is to steer me off topic so I end up being carpeted by Officer IC Udon Map with a hardback book down my trousers.
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October 10, 2021, 9:02 pm
So sorry old chap, no offense meant, was watching Isaac Butterfield vids and got a bit carried away.

PS they were a right pain in the ar*e back in the day, everyone had a certain sized prog, which all fitted nicely into the season programme holder except one, who made their match day prog like a small tabloid newspaper which didnt fit any of the standard binders that were available
:evil:
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Statto, but be aware that such a difference in formatting may make a programme more desirable to E Bay collectors and thus give you a better return.

I have no idea who Isaac Butterfield is.

I am not offended.

* query use of apostrophe on your's, readers.
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Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Post by 747man » October 11, 2021, 9:05 pm

Sorry Statts....... :lol: :lol:
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