English Premier League 2021/22
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Wish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning
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Toon fans latest number one
I never realised how happy you made me
oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking
I never realised how happy you made me
oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking
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Yeah You'd make " A Bomb " Statts !!stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 8, 2021, 8:59 pmWish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning
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Perhaps my prediction made in August was not as far fetched as most thoughtstattointhailand wrote: ↑August 31, 2021, 6:18 pmI've no doubt whatsoever that Joelinton will be this years top scorer ........ in the bars along the Quayside
Toon has always liked a French Connection ...... Davide Ginola, Laurent Robert, Hatem Ben Arfa ..... we will wait for next year and get Mbappe, Pogba & Griezman on "frees" ...... at least that will give "Jean Jo" Shelvey from Le Harold Hill someone to hit with his Hollywood pass par excellance
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stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 8, 2021, 8:59 pmWish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning
From tea towels, Alan?
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Thats the Glazier money that makes the bombs 747 ....... allegedly
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Must've Gone right OVER Yer head that one Steve....Never Mind ' Eh ??
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And he'd probably do very well quietly selling the bone saws stored under his table. I suppose the EPL is going to give Newcastle a 9 11 game every year so the biggest lunatics in the UK can celebrate 9 11.747man wrote: ↑October 9, 2021, 11:16 amYeah You'd make " A Bomb " Statts !!stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 8, 2021, 8:59 pmWish I had a market stall in Newcastle selling tea towels this morning
Lock 'em up - Eastman, Giuliani, Senator Graham, Meadows and Trump
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Now that has gone way over my head... what the f@@@ are you on about whats a 911game ffsake
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Would you mind casting your eye over next week's fixtures, please, Statto. I'm interested in your predictions.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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GT93 Means that ....(Allegedly) The Saudi's were the Instigators of of the 9/11 Atrocity & Now they OWN Newcastle United....So The Premier League MIGHT Give them a Fixture on the 9th of September for THAT Reason as THEY Now Practically OWN The Premier League Too !!stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 10, 2021, 2:52 amNow that has gone way over my head... what the f@@@ are you on about whats a 911game ffsake
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Have to wait a bit me ol' cobber, don't know who is involved in midweek internationals, who's picked up injuries and who needs to quarantine .......... will Harry Kane be "tappin' up" the Newcastle owners trying to get a January move?
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Newcastle situation feels a bit like a US "expansion franchise" ....... all Prem clubs can ring fence a couple of players who they wont release but the rest of the squad is "fare game" and you can pick one from every team
Who to pick (assuming club would sell for a good price as opposed to stupid money)???
Arsenal .......... Saka
Villa ............. Matty Cash
Brentford ........ Bring Toney back
Brighton .......... Bissouma
Burnley ........... Tarkowski
Chelsea ........... Gallagher
Palace ............ Zaha
Everton ........... DCL
Leeds ............. Raphinha
Leicester ......... Pereira
Liverpool ......... Bobby Firmino
Citeh .............. Bernardo Silva
United ............ J Lings
Norwich .......... Max Aarons
Southampton ..... JWP
Spurs ...............Ndombele
Watford ........... Sarr
West Ham ......... Soucek
Wolves ............ Saiss
Aren't International breaks boreing
Who to pick (assuming club would sell for a good price as opposed to stupid money)???
Arsenal .......... Saka
Villa ............. Matty Cash
Brentford ........ Bring Toney back
Brighton .......... Bissouma
Burnley ........... Tarkowski
Chelsea ........... Gallagher
Palace ............ Zaha
Everton ........... DCL
Leeds ............. Raphinha
Leicester ......... Pereira
Liverpool ......... Bobby Firmino
Citeh .............. Bernardo Silva
United ............ J Lings
Norwich .......... Max Aarons
Southampton ..... JWP
Spurs ...............Ndombele
Watford ........... Sarr
West Ham ......... Soucek
Wolves ............ Saiss
Aren't International breaks boreing
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I'm English.
You haven't got some perception that I'm a tommy gun toting Aussie soldier from a Commando comic, have you?
You're right about the predictions though, I'll wait.
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One for You Statts, New Signing Named......Al Sharia !!
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So sorry old chap, no offense meant, was watching Isaac Butterfield vids and got a bit carried away.
I doubt that any "tommy gun totting Aussie soldier from a Commando comic" would be able to refer to the "sky blues" and know who the hell they were talking about .........
PS they were a right pain in the ar*e back in the day, everyone had a certain sized prog, which all fitted nicely into the season programme holder except one, who made their match day prog like a small tabloid newspaper which didnt fit any of the standard binders that were available
I doubt that any "tommy gun totting Aussie soldier from a Commando comic" would be able to refer to the "sky blues" and know who the hell they were talking about .........
PS they were a right pain in the ar*e back in the day, everyone had a certain sized prog, which all fitted nicely into the season programme holder except one, who made their match day prog like a small tabloid newspaper which didnt fit any of the standard binders that were available
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That is apparent.
Only a Pom would confuse a sub-par Tommy gun with the superb, Australian designed and manufactured Owen gun.
Off to the naughty corner for an hour for you.
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My experience of Australians is limited to watching the Wannabies lose at Twickers and reading your's* and Aussieboy's posts. That said, I suspect your intention is to steer me off topic so I end up being carpeted by Officer IC Udon Map with a hardback book down my trousers.
I have no idea who Isaac Butterfield is.
I am not offended.
* query use of apostrophe on your's, readers.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Statto, but be aware that such a difference in formatting may make a programme more desirable to E Bay collectors and thus give you a better return.stattointhailand wrote: ↑October 10, 2021, 9:02 pmSo sorry old chap, no offense meant, was watching Isaac Butterfield vids and got a bit carried away.
PS they were a right pain in the ar*e back in the day, everyone had a certain sized prog, which all fitted nicely into the season programme holder except one, who made their match day prog like a small tabloid newspaper which didnt fit any of the standard binders that were available
I have no idea who Isaac Butterfield is.
I am not offended.
* query use of apostrophe on your's, readers.
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Sorry Statts.......