EURO 2020/21 Tournament.

[Drunk Monkey]

Until the Euros start this thread is all about Zids collection of top totty pics .. i invisage him hunched over the keyboard in the sweaty fan spare bedroom with a pack of Lays and can of Archa surfing the net in search of well proportioned images of bulging football shirts .. I MAY BE WRONG

dm

Sir (a term I use loosely) do you not know that insinuating that someone drinks Archa is almost as bad as saying they are a katoey... kindly desist from making these kind of comments in the future.
And that hockey video is just pants.....

Please note this thread is about Euro 21...

Now.... North Macedonia.... I have to confess I know little about the country other than that they were part of the old Yugoslavia.
They have done fantastically well qualifying for there first ever finals. Also they recently beat Germany 2-1 away in a World Cup qualifier. They will be nobodies pushovers.
The capital of the country is Skopje and it looks a nice holiday destination.
The pictures include the seaside, totty and, for the ones who prefer a good pint to a sexy barmaid, an older lady.
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Thanks for clarifying Zid .. i apologize for insinuating you drink Archa ... a below the belt remark i redact.

North Macedonia does look nice ..a definate contrast in the young ladies there and those in Grimsby .. a great start to todays totty posts

Well done including Jacks old school friend and mentor ..Mother Theresa .. indeed Jack the jury should remain out on her ladies bits beard growth.

Back on topic .. surprised to see North Macedonia further out in the betting than the Jocks .. i reckon they would paste the wee Jammys all day long at the moment .

DM

[Zidane]

North Macedonia are in a group along with Austria, The Netherlands and Ukraine.
I predict that they will qualify from that group and before we have the howls of derision from some of you, just remember I predicted Scunthorpe wouldn't be relegated as far back as April.

Many people were surprised that Japan didn't qualify for Euro 2021 although I am not among them jack.
Asahi beer... I don't like it... it's too dry... but I like this advert... she's pretty cute don't you think ?

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[Drunk Monkey]

Oh dear stick to top totty google search engines Zid ..Geography obviously wasnt your major ..Japan isnt in Europe its in Australasia .. and yes cutie or not Asahi beer is on par with Cheers n Fenabrau orrid stuff .. same same wee wee

Scunthorpe staying up was never really in doubt .. but they are nailed on certs for relegation next season .. thats my prediction NOW .. get a few quid on it , metorphorically speaking as gambling is illegal here.

Back on topic ..Columbia always had stunners at WC games .. as did Sweden and they are involved in the Euros .

DM

[jackspratt]

It's a pity Japan didn't qualify, as they are probably better than North Macedonia, and if they had made it, this thread would have run rampant.

Asahi is a very enjoyable beer when brewed in Japan, but probably sits behind Sapporo and Suntory for my taste buds.

[Zidane]

Oh dear stick to top totty google search engines Zid ..Geography obviously wasnt your major ..Japan isnt in Europe its in Australasia ..

DM

Really, Japan isn't in Europe ! I would never have guessed .. how's about South Korea....they had some pretty girl fans...

Just a reminder in case there is anyone remotely interested in football looking at this thread the tournament kicks off on Friday night 20.00pm BST which is 2am Saturday morning here in Thailand.... Turkey v Italy.

[stattointhailand]

Which means it must be "Totti week" on the map NO NOT Frencesco

[Drunk Monkey]

Great South Korean stunner Zid .. and as you rightly state any members that do not remotely like football can enjoy the plethora of stunning young large chested females im sure we will see over the next month .. i hope this will no way seem sexist .. if so tuff sh8t go start a Euro pooftas thread with pictures of fairy cakes and flowery shirts.

DM

[jackspratt]

Recent photo of DM, surreptitiously stolen from his facebook page.

DM Preparing For Euro 21

[Zidane]

Great South Korean stunner Zid .. and as you rightly state any members that do not remotely like football can enjoy the plethora of stunning young large chested females im sure we will see over the next month .. i hope this will no way seem sexist .. if so tuff sh8t go start a Euro pooftas thread with pictures of fairy cakes and flowery shirts.

DM

Well said DM. This thread is for normal chaps and not pooftahs or snowflakes.
You mentioned Sweden before. They are in a Group with Poland, Slovakia and Spain so not impossible for them to get out of and their fans may well enjoy the knockout stages.

Oooh, please get a more trendy shirt for your Facebook profile page.

Swedish fans enjoying a Beer Chang in Udon Thani.

[Drunk Monkey]

Recent photo of DM, surreptitiously stolen from his facebook page.

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Impossible .. i dont do FB ..its avoids unwarranted identity theft as in this case ...this is so not me .. hes a fat fook and ive lost so much weight recently ive put a safety net on the bog so i dont fall in ..

WARNING to benders and snowflakes ..this thread is about footy and fit birds with massive jugs if may offend those of a sensitive nature ..

The Spanish and Italians usually have a rather good following of beauties .. over to you Zid

btw ..Just watched the womens volleyball and Thailand vTurkey .. the Turks have a rather lush lass bashing the balls in her legs go up to her her hairy arm pits.. marvelous.

DM

[Drunk Monkey]

Quite a lot of friendlies last night .. no stand out performances and a few 1 nils

England 1-0 Romania .. Rashford pen 68 mins...
Belgium 1-0 Croatia (Englands first opponents)
Scotland 1-0 Luxembourg women 11

DM

[Zidane]

Jack Grealish was England's star man again and surely will start in England's opening game.
Jordan Henderson played 45 minutes but hardly covered himself in glory when he pinched the ball off Dominic Calvert -Lewin when England were awarded a second penalty... then missed.

Spain and Italy are two of the big guns in the tournament and should both progress to the knockout stages. Unfortunately Spain's captain, Busquets, has just tested positive for Covid 19 so wether this will affect the team in the tournament remains to be seen.

Both Spain and Italy have very attractive girl fans.
The third pic is a girl fan from Iran... I know they aren't in the tournament but I think she's a bit of allreet....so I,ve posted her anyway for the lads and dads on the forum.

[Drunk Monkey]

Oh yes Zid ms Iran is a beauty .. stunning .

How times have changed .. heres an early football vid that i found interesting .. gosh the clothes !!! suits all very prim n proper ..marvelous memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0mnX2TNQ

and moving on ..heres 2018 Eng v Columbia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utOQgz56_iU

and just for Zid .. some absolute crackers here ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXrRqnEhPw

DM

[Zidane]

Three great finds there DM
Did you spot young statto in the first vid in his suit ?
Yeah, you can relate to the penalty shootout against Colombia.
Some beauties in the last one...

I,m in Nong Khai with the wife and 6 year old granddaughter for the next couple of days so don't worry if the posts become less frequent.

[jackspratt]

Can you drop in and check on 747man. I think you can get his address from the UM Classifieds.

[stattointhailand]

I see the "thumbnail" was taken at Elland Rd, but there's not a whippet in sight ...... got me wondering if they have special "whippet kennels" to leave them during the game?

[Drunk Monkey]

I see the "thumbnail" was taken at Elland Rd, but there's not a whippet in sight ...... got me wondering if they have special "whippet kennels" to leave them during the game?

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Good call Statto .. Eeee By Gum .. the fella on the left looks a tad strange.. this vid got me thinking how in those days all the guys wore smart suits ..i presume jeans werent invented and clubs had not realized the potential to make zillions from selling the club strip.

Flat caps were buy one get one free obviously.

Still waiting for Mr snow flake Southgate to reveal who will replace TAA .. also BOTH Nigel Farage and Roy Keane hit the nail on the head ref taking the knee and crocked Jordan Henderson after last nights debacle.

Here Keane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7j8nAq96os

and Farage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhyjzxYffV4

DM

[thewatchman]

Ben White called up as replacement for Trent Alexander-Arnold in England squad,https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/57381758

[stattointhailand]

This taking a "knee" lark has deffo gone too far

Its like the bloody TV adverts that seem to be good at first, but get rammed down your throat so often you wouldn't but the friggin' product if it was the last one left on the shelve

All it's doing now is giving those with an "agenda" ,more and more ammo

Excuse me if I'm wrong but we drove the hooliganism off the terraces, not by constant reminders but by NOT giving them the publicity they crave ....... arrest and ban people, dont make them public heros for the morons that support their ideals

[Drunk Monkey]

Ben White called up as replacement for Trent Alexander-Arnold in England squad,https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/57381758

Thanks for the heads up .... i am real surprised Southgate has gone for White..surely it should have been in form Ward Prowse who is scoring for fun from set piece/free kicks .. and England should win plenty of those with Grealish playing ..

I actually agree with Mark Goldridge on this ..100%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxqVoSJoyI

DM