2021 Tokyo Olympics
Re: 2021 Tokyo Olympics
Awesome choke by the Lionesses there. Based on this one result, I think it would totally inappropriate, premature and childish to relabel them the Pussies.
But we will anyway (while we still can).
In other news, the archwanker of men's tennis has been denied the Golden Slam. There's no confirmation of rumor that after he departed the changing rooms, there was a call for, "New doors please."
But we will anyway (while we still can).
In other news, the archwanker of men's tennis has been denied the Golden Slam. There's no confirmation of rumor that after he departed the changing rooms, there was a call for, "New doors please."
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Na ..if you watched the GB Ozz lasses footy it wasnt a choke .. decent game n the shielas well worth their win.
USA beat the cloggies in a penalty shoit out
Semis
Canada
Aussies
Swedes
USA,
Dm
USA beat the cloggies in a penalty shoit out
Semis
Canada
Aussies
Swedes
USA,
Dm
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Nice to see the lassies continue the tradition of screwing up their penalty kick
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Tennis's archwanker has anger management issues again and leaves Tokyo without a medal.
https://sports.yahoo.com/novak-djokovic ... 05577.html
With all these sports stars taking a time-out to reconcile their vaunted and exclusive status with the real world, maybe it time for Djokovic to take a time out? There's no denying his immense abilities but his professionalism is being eroded by his "at all costs" drive. I think the notion of him challenging perpetual nice guy Federer for tennis's GOAT award is taking up too much space in his head right now.
https://sports.yahoo.com/novak-djokovic ... 05577.html
With all these sports stars taking a time-out to reconcile their vaunted and exclusive status with the real world, maybe it time for Djokovic to take a time out? There's no denying his immense abilities but his professionalism is being eroded by his "at all costs" drive. I think the notion of him challenging perpetual nice guy Federer for tennis's GOAT award is taking up too much space in his head right now.
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Getting well out of hand now, not only have GB won a gold for riding a bike (I hear were also favorite to win the gold in the Drive round the ringroad) but we have won gold for pummelling a poor horse ...... not sure what the horse did to be treated like that, can only assume it got the horse dancing steps wrong in the dressage
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Max Whitlock should be a superstar. He's won gold medals in successive Olympics. Perhaps the lardy Brits we see around Udon have better abs than what their figures suggest. Well done to Whitlock. Extraordinary athleticism.
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The Kiwis gift to the Olympics - transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard.
It seems Zeus is still looking down, and taking care of business.
Given that she is absent a snatch, shouldn't come as a complete surprise.Hubbard failed all three of her snatches and therefore has to bow out of the competition!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-02/ ... /100341602
It seems Zeus is still looking down, and taking care of business.
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Transgender olympians ..whatever next ..thats about as daft as the refugee team and the ridiculous womans rugby...theres hope fir DM yet when they add longest fart to the list of sports...im.going for gold !!!!
Womans footy semi finals just finished
Canada surprised the USa .. 1-0
Sweden beat Auzzie shielas also 1-0
Sweden Canada final.
Dm
Womans footy semi finals just finished
Canada surprised the USa .. 1-0
Sweden beat Auzzie shielas also 1-0
Sweden Canada final.
Dm
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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This from the bloke who (was) nobbed (by) nadia...Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑August 2, 2021, 8:58 pmTransgender olympians ..whatever next ..thats about as daft as the refugee team and the ridiculous womans rugby...theres hope fir DM yet when they add longest fart to the list of sports...im.going for gold !!!!
Womans footy semi finals just finished
Canada surprised the USa .. 1-0
Sweden beat Auzzie shielas also 1-0
Sweden Canada final.
Dm
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Is that you, Zeus?
Your photo doesn't do you justice.
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There could have been a lot of girl on girl action if those two offspring of the British Empire, Canada and Australia, had met for the gold medal in soccer or whatever you call it in the motherland. Sweden threw a spanner in the works by defeating Sheilaland in the semi-final. Still Canada can uphold the dignity and grace of the Empire by thrashing the Vikings.
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Please keep up at the back, Uncle - the Matildas are done and dusted as reported by UM above.
They will now scrap with the yanks for the bronze, while your lot take on the Swedes for gold and glory.
They will now scrap with the yanks for the bronze, while your lot take on the Swedes for gold and glory.
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Laan Yaa Mo wrote: ↑August 2, 2021, 9:25 pmThere could have been a lot of girl on girl action if those two offspring of the British Empire, Canada and Australia, had met for the gold medal in soccer or whatever you call it in the motherland. Sweden threw a spanner in the works by defeating Sheilaland in the semi-final. Still Canada can uphold the dignity and grace of the Empire by thrashing the Vikings.
Jack you got there before I could save face. Go back and pray for the soul of Khun texpat
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That salvation is beyond my capacity - it will surely require the combined efforts of the entire UM community, plus a couple of other local and national forums.
But enough of that, let's get back on topic - Ms/Miss/Mr Hubbard.
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Yes, let's get back to Zeus, Venus, Bacchus, Dementia and Lesbos
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Now that's a classic reply.jackspratt wrote: ↑August 2, 2021, 8:44 pmThe Kiwis gift to the Olympics - transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard.
Given that she is absent a snatch, shouldn't come as a complete surprise.Hubbard failed all three of her snatches and therefore has to bow out of the competition!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-02/ ... /100341602
It seems Zeus is still looking down, and taking care of business.
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Gavin Hubbard is a male.
Every one of his 4 trillion cells contains a Y chromosome. All of them.
Snipping off bits and lowering testosterone and slapping on fingernail polish and switching names does nothing to change that fact.
It is not up for debate. He is male and always will be. The IOC and NZ Team have taken the Olympics one more step toward complete irrelevance.
Every one of his 4 trillion cells contains a Y chromosome. All of them.
Snipping off bits and lowering testosterone and slapping on fingernail polish and switching names does nothing to change that fact.
It is not up for debate. He is male and always will be. The IOC and NZ Team have taken the Olympics one more step toward complete irrelevance.
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Thanks Jack the 6 pack is rather close to DMs current less rotund stature... but not the wee willy winkiejackspratt wrote: ↑August 2, 2021, 9:18 pmIs that you, Zeus?
Your photo doesn't do you justice.
Zeus-K14-14.jpg
Transgenders should not be in the Olympics , its not fair for the other competitors and its just another woke box ticking exercise in today wuss packet world... transgenders do have a role in society ..notably serving drinks , loitering outside public toilets and mincing around soi Samphan being the main.
Giggle .. i find myself agreeing with you again.. that is a bloke in a female leotard whatever the Olmpic authourities are thinking of is head shaking .. would any guy wanna walk down the isle with Ms Hubbard , its way too scary and DM would hide in the cupbbard in fear of Ms Hubbard
Most kiwis i now dont have sleeves in their shirts ?? ...
Back in the real world..
Irish boxer Aiden Walsh wins quarter final bout then injures himself celebrating and is ruled out of the semi final against a Brit who goes directly into the final.
Mens footy semis today
Mexico v Brazil
Japan v Spain
DM
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8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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Correction: sperm cells contain an X or a Y chromosome. This arrangement means that during fertilization, it is the male that determines the sex of the offspring. Not that Gavin has to worry much about producing offspring, thank goodness.
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