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Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by Texpat » May 4, 2009, 1:11 pm

I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.

Any suggestions?

:love:



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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by Marmite The Dog » May 4, 2009, 1:13 pm

British passport.

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by kakariki » May 4, 2009, 1:25 pm

Bigger wallet

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by westerby » May 4, 2009, 2:49 pm

Texpat wrote:I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.

Any suggestions?

:love:
You need to choose the right bar....

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by jackspratt » May 4, 2009, 2:54 pm

I reckon a PM to LA will get you lots of good advice :D

Please keep it out of the open forum :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by jetdoc » May 4, 2009, 2:59 pm

Pasting a 1000bt note on my forehead and licking my eyebrows, works for me;o)

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by beer monkey » May 5, 2009, 2:59 am

Haircut, New hair colour,teef whitening, smart clothing, shinning shoes, clean underpants, neatly shaven, splash of quality aftershave,Manicure + nails lacquered, face cream, hand creams, trim nasal hair also cut the hair that sprouts from your ears, mouth wash, a trip to the dentist,grind off those yellowed curly toe nails..etc etc.

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by westerby » May 5, 2009, 3:11 am

Getting a Brazilian might help as well. :freak:

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by beer monkey » May 5, 2009, 3:12 am

Sack,Back, and Crack......

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by beer monkey » May 5, 2009, 4:59 am

If bald or thin on top, how about a wig (toupee,wig-pom,syrup of figs,Rug),,,

Examples...
(he looked happier with no hair on top)
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Or the George Clooney...

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Even a matching one for your Dog....and all the ladys love a man walking a dog in the park... ;)

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by Brian Davis » May 5, 2009, 6:09 am

Visit Soi Bangla, Patong.

EVERY man is sexy and handsome there. Or so the girls tell us! :lol:

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by Irish Alan » May 5, 2009, 6:23 am

Move to Pattaya... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by Pakawala » May 5, 2009, 6:51 am

Texpat wrot, :I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.".

All I can say is, if you're already an 'ugly basturd' what more could you ask for??

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by Khun Paul » May 5, 2009, 8:02 am

wanting what you can't have is a sad state of afairs, be happy as you are, someone out there will be blind enough for you......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by cali4995 » May 5, 2009, 9:51 am

AND if that doesn't work there's always plenty of ladyboys about. They need love too.
(just kidding, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Well, nobody I knew anyway.) :lol:

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by beer monkey » May 5, 2009, 3:20 pm

Don't despair Tex, Tubby Chicks don't mind an Ugly Guy.....and what about your beauty with-in... How is that looking.?

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by vlad » May 5, 2009, 4:35 pm

Beer monkey I smell a rat with this post is Tex the mighty chang in disguise.

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by bugseda » May 5, 2009, 4:48 pm

O/P asks: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

A lot of things I may be, but beautiful isn't one of them so I won't be giving advice.

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by jackspratt » May 5, 2009, 4:54 pm

vlad wrote:Beer monkey I smell a rat with this post is Tex the mighty chang in disguise.
FFS, why is it every time a "newish" member puts up an OP that is a bit "different", people immediately, and unthinkingly, jump on the Mighty Chang bandwagon. #-o

Please, before you go down this path, do a few things - it can only help your credibility.

The first step is to have at look at the personal details of the OP - in this case, Texpat joined the forum on 21 July 2007. MC joined on 2 August 2008 - very clever of him to register 12 months earlier as Texpat, in anticipation of being banned under the MC name.

Second step is to read a few of MC's posts, and establish whether his literacy, composition and thought lines are in any way similar to a "new" MC. In this case, it is very obvious that they are not.

After that, take a deep breath, and reconsider whether you really want to ask that silly question - and Vlad, this is not only aimed at you :D

And finally, there is no doubt that Tex is trolling - but that doesn't make him Mighty Chang \:D/

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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

Post by trubrit » May 5, 2009, 4:56 pm

Well I have never been called beautiful since I was a baby. Handsome , debonair, suave, yes, often.But not beautiful. Mind you the other night a young lady did say' to me "'That was beautiful, sigh" But I don't think she was talking about my appearance. :-"
So I guess I am not eligible to answer the question. :lol: :lol:

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