Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

[Texpat]

I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.

Any suggestions?

[Marmite The Dog]

British passport.

[kakariki]

Bigger wallet

[westerby]

I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.

Any suggestions?

You need to choose the right bar....

[jackspratt]

I reckon a PM to LA will get you lots of good advice

Please keep it out of the open forum

[jetdoc]

Pasting a 1000bt note on my forehead and licking my eyebrows, works for me;o)

[beer monkey]

Haircut, New hair colour,teef whitening, smart clothing, shinning shoes, clean underpants, neatly shaven, splash of quality aftershave,Manicure + nails lacquered, face cream, hand creams, trim nasal hair also cut the hair that sprouts from your ears, mouth wash, a trip to the dentist,grind off those yellowed curly toe nails..etc etc.

[westerby]

Getting a Brazilian might help as well.

[beer monkey]

Sack,Back, and Crack......

[beer monkey]

If bald or thin on top, how about a wig (toupee,wig-pom,syrup of figs,Rug),,,

Examples...
(he looked happier with no hair on top)


Or the George Clooney...



Even a matching one for your Dog....and all the ladys love a man walking a dog in the park...

[Brian Davis]

Visit Soi Bangla, Patong.

EVERY man is sexy and handsome there. Or so the girls tell us!

[Irish Alan]

Move to Pattaya...

[Pakawala]

Texpat wrot, :I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.".

All I can say is, if you're already an 'ugly basturd' what more could you ask for??

[Khun Paul]

wanting what you can't have is a sad state of afairs, be happy as you are, someone out there will be blind enough for you.........

[cali4995]

AND if that doesn't work there's always plenty of ladyboys about. They need love too.
(just kidding, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Well, nobody I knew anyway.)

[beer monkey]

Don't despair Tex, Tubby Chicks don't mind an Ugly Guy.....and what about your beauty with-in... How is that looking.?

[vlad]

Beer monkey I smell a rat with this post is Tex the mighty chang in disguise.

[bugseda]

O/P asks: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people

A lot of things I may be, but beautiful isn't one of them so I won't be giving advice.

[jackspratt]

Beer monkey I smell a rat with this post is Tex the mighty chang in disguise.

FFS, why is it every time a "newish" member puts up an OP that is a bit "different", people immediately, and unthinkingly, jump on the Mighty Chang bandwagon.

Please, before you go down this path, do a few things - it can only help your credibility.

The first step is to have at look at the personal details of the OP - in this case, Texpat joined the forum on 21 July 2007. MC joined on 2 August 2008 - very clever of him to register 12 months earlier as Texpat, in anticipation of being banned under the MC name.

Second step is to read a few of MC's posts, and establish whether his literacy, composition and thought lines are in any way similar to a "new" MC. In this case, it is very obvious that they are not.

After that, take a deep breath, and reconsider whether you really want to ask that silly question - and Vlad, this is not only aimed at you

And finally, there is no doubt that Tex is trolling - but that doesn't make him Mighty Chang

[trubrit]

Well I have never been called beautiful since I was a baby. Handsome , debonair, suave, yes, often.But not beautiful. Mind you the other night a young lady did say' to me "'That was beautiful, sigh" But I don't think she was talking about my appearance. :-"
So I guess I am not eligible to answer the question.