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Re: Monkey pox

Post by tamada » May 25, 2022, 10:48 am

jackspratt wrote:
May 25, 2022, 10:39 am
He was actually on assignment with the Missing Persons squad, and searching for Charlie Allnut and Miss Sayer.
Very credible. Good work Clouseau.


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Re: Monkey pox

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Post by Giggle » August 3, 2022, 1:43 am

Monkeypox is considered racist by the woke fruitcakes.

Please consider:

Simian sores
Bubbles the chimp
Primate pustules
Chimp pimples
Ape acne
Ashli Babbitt -- SAY HER NAME!

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by noosard » August 17, 2022, 11:54 am

WHO asks public for help with monkeypox name change
The United Nations health agency says it wants to find a new, less stigmatising name for the rapidly-spreading disease.

those poor monkeys

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by tamada » August 17, 2022, 12:56 pm

In other news, woke dog owner's in the UK are petitioning their members of parliament for the removal of 'dogs bollocks' from the vernacular.

Scots Pine trees on the Canadian northwest are closely following the EU courts plans to penalize anyone calling their dead tree a victim of Dutch Elm disease.
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by tamada » August 17, 2022, 1:24 pm

Trust the French.

From ABC News:

1st case of human-to-pet transmission of monkeypox: How to protect your pets

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/protect-p ... d=88464824
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by noosard » August 20, 2022, 1:03 pm

Now the fruits are going to be offended

“Just as we are dealing with the probable emergence of fourth wave of Covid-19, a new virus known as tomato flu, or tomato fever, has emerged in India in the state of Kerala in children younger than 5 years,”

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by FrazeeDK » August 20, 2022, 1:15 pm

the latest WHO guidance on Monkeypox doesn't say diddle-doo about who the primary infected demographic is.. Now the American CDC at a White House briefing (that being Walensky) did lay it on the line. Infections are 98% male and 93% men having sex with men... The initial "skin contact" has been dropped and basically its sexual activity... But, so as not to offend anyone there is no aggressive campaign to tell people to stop doing stupid ----. That would be stigmatizing.
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by stattointhailand » August 20, 2022, 1:23 pm

noosard wrote:
August 17, 2022, 11:54 am
WHO asks public for help with monkeypox name change
The United Nations health agency says it wants to find a new, less stigmatising name for the rapidly-spreading disease.

those poor monkeys

Call a spade a spade pox??


Pooftapox :-k

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by jackspratt » August 20, 2022, 2:39 pm

Classy, statts ..... welcome back to the 80s. :-s

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by stattointhailand » August 20, 2022, 3:00 pm

Well its a hell of an improvement on the pathetic moron PC 2020's

I'll try not to get offended for somone :^o
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by Whistler » August 20, 2022, 3:01 pm

Giraffe pox
Tiger pox
Pussy cat pox

Why should the monkeys bask in the noteriety of having a virus named after them. After all, mosquitoes spread malaria, but do we call it the Mozie Virus?
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by stattointhailand » August 20, 2022, 3:10 pm

Whistler wrote:
August 20, 2022, 3:01 pm
Giraffe pox
Tiger pox
Pussy cat pox

Why should the monkeys bask in the noteriety of having a virus named after them. After all, mosquitoes spread malaria, but do we call it the Mozie Virus?
Sure as 'ell nowt to do with "pussy" cat pox [-X

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by Whistler » August 20, 2022, 3:13 pm

Not front pussy
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by tamada » August 20, 2022, 3:21 pm

Whistler wrote:
August 20, 2022, 3:13 pm
Not front pussy
Pussy's always at the front unless she's face down. That's why it's called the 'front bum', no?

Mind you face up or face down (or in the dark), the easy rule of thumb (!) is it's the "second hole from the back of the neck".

Here endeth today's biology lesson.
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by Whistler » August 20, 2022, 3:26 pm

tamada wrote:
August 20, 2022, 3:21 pm
Whistler wrote:
August 20, 2022, 3:13 pm
Not front pussy
Pussy's always at the front unless she's face down. That's why it's called the 'front bum', no?

Mind you face up or face down (or in the dark), the easy rule of thumb (!) is it's the "second hole from the back of the neck".

Here endeth today's biology lesson.
I use colour coding
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by tamada » August 20, 2022, 3:33 pm

In snooker, it's brown before pink unless going in-off.
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Re: Monkey pox

Post by Kate_Reed » December 6, 2022, 4:22 pm

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Re: Monkey pox

Post by Drunk Monkey » December 6, 2022, 8:04 pm

I got pox from.a monkey once ..her name was Brian n he worked in soi Yodsak... fortunately my medical insurance covered it.
I told my mum.i got it off a toilet seat

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