Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
British passport.
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Bigger wallet
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You need to choose the right bar....Texpat wrote:I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.
Any suggestions?
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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
I reckon a PM to LA will get you lots of good advice
Please keep it out of the open forum
Please keep it out of the open forum
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Pasting a 1000bt note on my forehead and licking my eyebrows, works for me;o)
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Haircut, New hair colour,teef whitening, smart clothing, shinning shoes, clean underpants, neatly shaven, splash of quality aftershave,Manicure + nails lacquered, face cream, hand creams, trim nasal hair also cut the hair that sprouts from your ears, mouth wash, a trip to the dentist,grind off those yellowed curly toe nails..etc etc.
Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Getting a Brazilian might help as well.
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Sack,Back, and Crack......
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If bald or thin on top, how about a wig (toupee,wig-pom,syrup of figs,Rug),,,
Examples...
(he looked happier with no hair on top)
Or the George Clooney...
Even a matching one for your Dog....and all the ladys love a man walking a dog in the park...
Examples...
(he looked happier with no hair on top)
Or the George Clooney...
Even a matching one for your Dog....and all the ladys love a man walking a dog in the park...
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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Visit Soi Bangla, Patong.
EVERY man is sexy and handsome there. Or so the girls tell us!
EVERY man is sexy and handsome there. Or so the girls tell us!
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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Move to Pattaya...
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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Texpat wrot, :I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.".
All I can say is, if you're already an 'ugly basturd' what more could you ask for??
All I can say is, if you're already an 'ugly basturd' what more could you ask for??
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wanting what you can't have is a sad state of afairs, be happy as you are, someone out there will be blind enough for you.........
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AND if that doesn't work there's always plenty of ladyboys about. They need love too.
(just kidding, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Well, nobody I knew anyway.)
(just kidding, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Well, nobody I knew anyway.)
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Don't despair Tex, Tubby Chicks don't mind an Ugly Guy.....and what about your beauty with-in... How is that looking.?
Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Beer monkey I smell a rat with this post is Tex the mighty chang in disguise.
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O/P asks: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
A lot of things I may be, but beautiful isn't one of them so I won't be giving advice.
A lot of things I may be, but beautiful isn't one of them so I won't be giving advice.
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Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
FFS, why is it every time a "newish" member puts up an OP that is a bit "different", people immediately, and unthinkingly, jump on the Mighty Chang bandwagon.vlad wrote:Beer monkey I smell a rat with this post is Tex the mighty chang in disguise.
Please, before you go down this path, do a few things - it can only help your credibility.
The first step is to have at look at the personal details of the OP - in this case, Texpat joined the forum on 21 July 2007. MC joined on 2 August 2008 - very clever of him to register 12 months earlier as Texpat, in anticipation of being banned under the MC name.
Second step is to read a few of MC's posts, and establish whether his literacy, composition and thought lines are in any way similar to a "new" MC. In this case, it is very obvious that they are not.
After that, take a deep breath, and reconsider whether you really want to ask that silly question - and Vlad, this is not only aimed at you
And finally, there is no doubt that Tex is trolling - but that doesn't make him Mighty Chang
Re: Seeking personal advice from beautiful people
Well I have never been called beautiful since I was a baby. Handsome , debonair, suave, yes, often.But not beautiful. Mind you the other night a young lady did say' to me "'That was beautiful, sigh" But I don't think she was talking about my appearance. :-"
So I guess I am not eligible to answer the question.
So I guess I am not eligible to answer the question.