THE CHRISTMAS ALPHABET
THE CHRISTMAS ALPHABET
At this time of year I think it would be appropriate to do the Christmas Alphabet.
You can make it spiritual, funny, child like, even political (khun xyu kab khun) but please lets not be insulting to anyone's religion or beliefs.
I will kick off. Please keep it sequential.
A is for "Away in a Manger" sung by Primary School children...Innocence and belief to be prized.
B is for the "Baby Jesus". During last years Nativity he was nicked from his crib outside Canterbury Cathedral. This year to protect him,they have wired him in.
Your turn C & D please
You can make it spiritual, funny, child like, even political (khun xyu kab khun) but please lets not be insulting to anyone's religion or beliefs.
I will kick off. Please keep it sequential.
A is for "Away in a Manger" sung by Primary School children...Innocence and belief to be prized.
B is for the "Baby Jesus". During last years Nativity he was nicked from his crib outside Canterbury Cathedral. This year to protect him,they have wired him in.
Your turn C & D please
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C is for Christ on the Cross who died for our Sins...
D is the Devil who exists to tempt us.
D is the Devil who exists to tempt us.
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E is for Early closing all over England during the xmas period
F is for FRIENDS old and new who we sometimes only remember at this time of year
F is for FRIENDS old and new who we sometimes only remember at this time of year
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F is also for the sound that Santa makes when he slips on a carrot at half three in the morning
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Or when someone leaves the fire alight at the bottom of the chimneybignote1 wrote:F is also for the sound that Santa makes when he slips on a carrot at half three in the morning
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G is for Granddad who always says to his grand children " By hec lad int ma day we were looky to get orange int sock.
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H is for her in doors getting the Hump when you get pissed on Xmas day puke on the dog and try and shag the Missus in the kitchen before your guests have left.
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Gentlemen....lets get on with this This has to be completed before the end of boxing Day
I is for invitations to Partys I am sometimes too old or clapped out to attend.
J is for the Jumper your old Aunt use to knit you every Christmas. In my youth they weren't fashionable but today they are regarded as being very "hip"
I is for invitations to Partys I am sometimes too old or clapped out to attend.
J is for the Jumper your old Aunt use to knit you every Christmas. In my youth they weren't fashionable but today they are regarded as being very "hip"
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K for a kiss under the mistletoe.
L for a Lump of coal in your stocking.
L for a Lump of coal in your stocking.
No man has a good enough memory to be a succesful liar.
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M is for All the Miserable Bastards....Bah Humbug !!
N is for Nookie around the Christmas Tree....
N is for Nookie around the Christmas Tree....
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O is for Over-doing the sherry and falling on the Xmas tree that's set alight from the lovely fire in the hearth that burns down the house with you in it only to realise you'd been asleep dreaming but pissed your pants thinking were putting the fire out.
P is for Passing Out in the wrong place and waking up naked chained to a Lamp post with no one around but the snow that is falling all around.
P is for Passing Out in the wrong place and waking up naked chained to a Lamp post with no one around but the snow that is falling all around.
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Q is for Queens in the bloomin' desert shown on TV yet again
R is for getting called Rudolf coz of your very red nose
S is for Santa working again after his 364 days holiday
T is for Tinsel or may be for tree
R is for getting called Rudolf coz of your very red nose
S is for Santa working again after his 364 days holiday
T is for Tinsel or may be for tree
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U for the unbelievable things you see at the office christmas pissup
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V is for vomit all over the carpet after children decide to try 3 or 4 chocolate liquers
W is for Wrapping Paper ....you never have enough.
X is not for Xmas Spell it out you lazy bugger C H R I S T M A S
W is for Wrapping Paper ....you never have enough.
X is not for Xmas Spell it out you lazy bugger C H R I S T M A S
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Z is the letter with the highest points in scrabble (excellent game to play with the children at christmas), same as Q.
OT.....................
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Y is for the Yule Log...the cake that makes you sick over Christmascactus wrote:y why?
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Excellent answer OT I thought we would find Z difficult.old-timer wrote:Z is the letter with the highest points in scrabble (excellent game to play with the children at christmas), same as Q.
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I have come up with Z is for Zzzzzzzzzz........ see you next year
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First time I've heard of putting coal in a stocking
I've Heard of coal and whisky taken to a neighbour for "first footing" on new years day, but never puting it in a stocking
Is it supposed to bring you warmth or luck as it does for new year?
I've Heard of coal and whisky taken to a neighbour for "first footing" on new years day, but never puting it in a stocking
Is it supposed to bring you warmth or luck as it does for new year?
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Not sure! Maybe it's what people who can't afford an orange give.stattointhailand wrote:First time I've heard of putting coal in a stocking
Is it supposed to bring you warmth or luck as it does for new year?