Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Do you have a lime or lemon tree which is plagued by leaf bugs or curling.
This is the perfect solution for all ailments.. Just PEE on the tree stem bottom 3 to 4 times a week and you will see new life come back to your plant within 5 days..One dose not need to buy chemicals.
I have 2 limes in which the family I live with planted.. They looked awful to say the least..Then I remembered an old
farmers trick from Australia where we peed on our lemons on the farm..
I have no idea why it works but, they come back greener and loose all leaf curl and bugs..Cheers, Mudguard.
This is the perfect solution for all ailments.. Just PEE on the tree stem bottom 3 to 4 times a week and you will see new life come back to your plant within 5 days..One dose not need to buy chemicals.
I have 2 limes in which the family I live with planted.. They looked awful to say the least..Then I remembered an old
farmers trick from Australia where we peed on our lemons on the farm..
I have no idea why it works but, they come back greener and loose all leaf curl and bugs..Cheers, Mudguard.
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Bet they give a nice flavour in the G&T then
Ageing is a privilige denied to many .
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
My mango trees have some bugs so will pee after a couple of cans of bitter and help the trees,maybe the tw will crouch by the trees later,save on your water bill by not peeing in your toilet. =D>
Heard good for tomato plants as well
Heard good for tomato plants as well
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
What an excellent excuse to tell the Mrs why you must go to the pub:
"I have to have a few beers love, because the lemon trees are looking a bit limp so I need to piss on them"
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"I have to have a few beers love, because the lemon trees are looking a bit limp so I need to piss on them"
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Not sure why anyone would be surprised really ...... it's a system that has been used by Thai "farmers" for years
Just drive along any road in Isaan and you are sure to see at least one "farmer" tending his crops in this manner :-"
Just drive along any road in Isaan and you are sure to see at least one "farmer" tending his crops in this manner :-"
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Bit of a " Acidic " Taste Me Thinks..trubrit wrote:Bet they give a nice flavour in the G&T then
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Is it a small crop statts or can they piss like elephant's. Must take ages to piss all over the fieldstattointhailand wrote:Not sure why anyone would be surprised really ...... it's a system that has been used by Thai "farmers" for years
Just drive along any road in Isaan and you are sure to see at least one "farmer" tending his crops in this manner :-"
Here's tae us, wha's like us, damn few, and they're a' deid. Mair's the pity!
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Not sure how they deal with the crops in the middle of the field socksy, but the ones next to the road seem to get treated quite regularly :-"
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Brought up doing this BUT, apparently Lady Piss is not acceptable. Ever seen what a Female Dog does to a Lawn while the Male leaves no trace of where he's been ?? It's up to us guyspomps wrote:My mango trees have some bugs so will pee after a couple of cans of bitter and help the trees,maybe the tw will crouch by the trees later,save on your water bill by not peeing in your toilet. =D>
Heard good for tomato plants as well
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
So can everybody get a pen and paper and write this important information down:Aardvark wrote:apparently Lady Piss is not acceptable.
"Female piss is unacceptable".
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old-timer wrote:So can everybody get a pen and paper and write this important information down:Aardvark wrote:apparently Lady Piss is not acceptable.
"Female piss is unacceptable".
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What about Katoey Piss?
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
My dog must be a katoy then. brown patches everywhere!
Guess diluted takes the acidity out........
Guess diluted takes the acidity out........
Mai mee tahng !
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
My wife came in the other day and complained that her limes off the tree tasted very bad. I took one of the fruits and tasted it. I told her that the reason they tasted different was because it is a lemon tree. Both the lemon tree and her lime tree had leaf curl. She sprayed the lime tree and it now looks good and is loaded with new fruit. She refused to spray the lemon tree so I have been peeing on it. I can't tell any difference yet.
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Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Only if you so far to the left Jack,most dog's lift there's to the right but when one is so far to the left you tend to get the imbalance problem it makes the brain and leg work against each other a bit like politics! !!!!!!
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
I Thought you Sat down Mr Pratt...jackspratt wrote:When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Members...I am truly amazed by the wit of some of you put in your comments..I look forward to reading your responses to the questions on this site..I cannot stop laughing. Bloody amusing. Keep it up.. Cheers, Mudguard..
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
Yeah Mud, Some GOOD Banter on here.....But Just ignore Pratty & O.T.... As You can see by Prattys Reply Below !!Mudguard wrote:Members...I am truly amazed by the wit of some of you put in your comments..I look forward to reading your responses to the questions on this site..I cannot stop laughing. Bloody amusing. Keep it up.. Cheers, Mudguard..
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I don't actually own a tree, jumbo.747man wrote:I Thought you Sat down Mr Pratt...jackspratt wrote:When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?
I see more than enough lemons from reading your posts on UM.
Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.
But Of Course you would say that,Pratty....jackspratt wrote:I don't actually own a tree, jumbo.747man wrote:I Thought you Sat down Mr Pratt...jackspratt wrote:When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?
I see more than enough lemons from reading your posts on UM.