Limes, Lemons. no good! Pee on it.

Post by **Mudguard** » February 19, 2015, 10:10 am

Do you have a lime or lemon tree which is plagued by leaf bugs or curling.
This is the perfect solution for all ailments.. Just PEE on the tree stem bottom 3 to 4 times a week and you will see new life come back to your plant within 5 days..One dose not need to buy chemicals.
I have 2 limes in which the family I live with planted.. They looked awful to say the least..Then I remembered an old
farmers trick from Australia where we peed on our lemons on the farm..
I have no idea why it works but, they come back greener and loose all leaf curl and bugs..Cheers, Mudguard.

Post by **trubrit** » February 19, 2015, 10:19 am

Bet they give a nice flavour in the G&T then

Post by **pomps** » February 19, 2015, 12:18 pm

My mango trees have some bugs so will pee after a couple of cans of bitter and help the trees,maybe the tw will crouch by the trees later,save on your water bill by not peeing in your toilet. =D>
Heard good for tomato plants as well $\:D/$

Post by **old-timer** » February 19, 2015, 12:35 pm

What an excellent excuse to tell the Mrs why you must go to the pub:
"I have to have a few beers love, because the lemon trees are looking a bit limp so I need to piss on them"

OT.................. $\:D/$

Post by **stattointhailand** » February 19, 2015, 12:50 pm

Not sure why anyone would be surprised really ...... it's a system that has been used by Thai "farmers" for years

Just drive along any road in Isaan and you are sure to see at least one "farmer" tending his crops in this manner :-"

Post by **747man** » February 19, 2015, 1:45 pm

trubrit wrote:Bet they give a nice flavour in the G&T then

Bit of a " Acidic " Taste Me Thinks..

Post by **socksy** » February 19, 2015, 1:58 pm

stattointhailand wrote:Not sure why anyone would be surprised really ...... it's a system that has been used by Thai "farmers" for years

Just drive along any road in Isaan and you are sure to see at least one "farmer" tending his crops in this manner :-"

Is it a small crop statts or can they piss like elephant's. Must take ages to piss all over the field

Post by **stattointhailand** » February 19, 2015, 2:57 pm

Not sure how they deal with the crops in the middle of the field socksy, but the ones next to the road seem to get treated quite regularly :-"

Post by **Aardvark** » February 19, 2015, 5:09 pm

pomps wrote:My mango trees have some bugs so will pee after a couple of cans of bitter and help the trees,maybe the tw will crouch by the trees later,save on your water bill by not peeing in your toilet. =D>
Heard good for tomato plants as well $\:D/$

Brought up doing this BUT, apparently Lady Piss is not acceptable. Ever seen what a Female Dog does to a Lawn while the Male leaves no trace of where he's been ?? It's up to us guys

Post by **old-timer** » February 19, 2015, 7:33 pm

Aardvark wrote:apparently Lady Piss is not acceptable.

So can everybody get a pen and paper and write this important information down:
"Female piss is unacceptable".

OT...................... $\:D/$

Post by **stattointhailand** » February 19, 2015, 7:51 pm

old-timer wrote:
Aardvark wrote:apparently Lady Piss is not acceptable.
So can everybody get a pen and paper and write this important information down:
"Female piss is unacceptable".

OT...................... $\:D/$

What about Katoey Piss?

Post by **mortiboy** » February 19, 2015, 7:53 pm

My dog must be a katoy then. brown patches everywhere!
Guess diluted takes the acidity out........

Post by **glalt** » February 26, 2015, 6:48 pm

My wife came in the other day and complained that her limes off the tree tasted very bad. I took one of the fruits and tasted it. I told her that the reason they tasted different was because it is a lemon tree. Both the lemon tree and her lime tree had leaf curl. She sprayed the lime tree and it now looks good and is loaded with new fruit. She refused to spray the lemon tree so I have been peeing on it. I can't tell any difference yet.

Post by **jackspratt** » February 26, 2015, 7:02 pm

When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?

Post by **macca46** » February 26, 2015, 7:24 pm

Only if you so far to the left Jack,most dog's lift there's to the right but when one is so far to the left you tend to get the imbalance problem it makes the brain and leg work against each other a bit like politics! !!!!!!

Post by **747man** » February 26, 2015, 8:25 pm

jackspratt wrote:When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?

I Thought you Sat down Mr Pratt...

Post by **Mudguard** » February 26, 2015, 9:07 pm

Members...I am truly amazed by the wit of some of you put in your comments..I look forward to reading your responses to the questions on this site..I cannot stop laughing. Bloody amusing. Keep it up.. Cheers, Mudguard..

Post by **747man** » February 26, 2015, 9:19 pm

Mudguard wrote:Members...I am truly amazed by the wit of some of you put in your comments..I look forward to reading your responses to the questions on this site..I cannot stop laughing. Bloody amusing. Keep it up.. Cheers, Mudguard..

Yeah Mud, Some GOOD Banter on here.....But Just ignore Pratty & O.T....

As You can see by Prattys Reply Below !!

Post by **jackspratt** » February 26, 2015, 9:20 pm

747man wrote:
jackspratt wrote:When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?
I Thought you Sat down Mr Pratt...

I don't actually own a tree, jumbo.

I see more than enough lemons from reading your posts on UM.

Post by **747man** » February 26, 2015, 9:28 pm

jackspratt wrote:
747man wrote:
jackspratt wrote:When peeing on the tree, do you need to cock your leg?
I Thought you Sat down Mr Pratt...
I don't actually own a tree, jumbo.

I see more than enough lemons from reading your posts on UM.

But Of Course you would say that,Pratty....