Dating Disasters

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Post by milkman » August 5, 2013, 12:20 pm

I'm married 8 years, but I know a lot of you boys are out there dating these sexy young girls. So you won't feel too bad when things go wrong, here's an article about other guys' dating disasters: :D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/0 ... ostpopular



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Post by rick » August 6, 2013, 12:28 am

Typical Thai dating disaster:

'My phone battery no good, need new phone' and 'Next time you come, you buy me gold chain!'. It's in the genes.

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Post by chopperjoey » August 6, 2013, 11:06 am

rick wrote:Typical Thai dating disaster:

'My phone battery no good, need new phone' and 'Next time you come, you buy me gold chain!'. It's in the genes.
nothing wrong with that. You get to get laid with a sexy young girl (ego boost!) in your holiday and she gets an I Phone.

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Post by pienmash » August 6, 2013, 11:24 am

Whilst in fun city I once had a crazy date with a stunning katoey ... lovely meal on the seafront ,, a few cocktails THEN to my horror it turned out he was a she ... i felt duped and gutted to the extent of embarassment as she had earlier beat me at arm wrestling ......from that moment on i always check to make sure first before i make any reservations ..

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD .... obviously depending on where one meets the women being dated isnt it the case of not so much a date but your just taking your turn when going out with a lady , i always found their stories , experiences and tales of woe to be so predictable ,, the baby by forced rape by a village elder , parents illnesses , brothers imminent incarsaration on trumped up drugs charges ,,,then the usual im so poor i no hab phone or Ipad , no hab tv .... in village no hab water pump and my gran is 140 yars old not easy to shower ...the list is endless ....... AND STILL EVERY DAY MORE GUYS ARRIVE IN LOS TO CHASE THE DREAM ...

mash

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Post by rick » August 7, 2013, 9:44 am

rick wrote:
Typical Thai dating disaster:

'My phone battery no good, need new phone' and 'Next time you come, you buy me gold chain!'. It's in the genes.


nothing wrong with that. You get to get laid with a sexy young girl (ego boost!) in your holiday and she gets an I Phone.
Er, went something like that but no iphone or gold. Ok for a holiday, not a long term relationship.

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Post by glalt » December 9, 2016, 10:15 am

If you want the arm candy, it's better to rent rather than buy.

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Post by Udon Map » December 9, 2016, 10:25 am

rick wrote:OK for a holiday, not a long term relationship.
As I found out many years ago, the criteria for the perfect long-weekend-at-the-beach girl are very different from the criteria for the perfect wife.

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Post by Bonanza » December 9, 2016, 3:08 pm

When you come to the flesh pot cities and bars of Thailand you are not really looking for a 'date': you are in fact seeking a (low cost) Escort Service. Have a look on some of the UK Escort Service websites and you will see the average prices are £120-150 PER HOUR ( currently about 5,500 - 6,750 bht). So, an all nighter (or several of them) has to worth a new phone!!! :D If your ego is so big that you can't accept it's a business transaction then it's time you grew-up! :shock: Enjoy it for what it is :razz: and get on with enjoying life :D

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Post by panick » December 9, 2016, 11:04 pm

pienmash wrote:Whilst in fun city I once had a crazy date with a stunning katoey ... lovely meal on the seafront ,, a few cocktails THEN to my horror it turned out he was a she ...
HE was a SHE????
What? ... a beautiful ladyboy with a gruff voice and NO penis? 555+
Do they have council house mumpers here?
You know .... The type of girl that shaves more than her pussy and has a 5 O'clock shadow?
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555+
Bring back Saint

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Post by vlad » December 10, 2016, 12:18 am

Cost me an arm n a leg when i took a ladyboy in phuket never spent so much on Razors and shaving Gel lol.

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Post by allenwood » February 10, 2017, 9:20 pm

Hey milkman,
Interesting article to read. Thanks for the web link

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Post by tamada » February 13, 2017, 12:09 pm

pienmash wrote:Whilst in fun city I once had a crazy date with a stunning katoey ... lovely meal on the seafront ,, a few cocktails THEN to my horror it turned out he was a she ... i felt duped and gutted to the extent of embarassment as she had earlier beat me at arm wrestling ......from that moment on i always check to make sure first before i make any reservations ..

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD .... obviously depending on where one meets the women being dated isnt it the case of not so much a date but your just taking your turn when going out with a lady , i always found their stories , experiences and tales of woe to be so predictable ,, the baby by forced rape by a village elder , parents illnesses , brothers imminent incarsaration on trumped up drugs charges ,,,then the usual im so poor i no hab phone or Ipad , no hab tv .... in village no hab water pump and my gran is 140 yars old not easy to shower ...the list is endless ....... AND STILL EVERY DAY MORE GUYS ARRIVE IN LOS TO CHASE THE DREAM ...

mash
Chase the dream, catch the buffalo.

Great sesh yesterday BTW. Third attempt at catching your OSH on draft and well worth the effort!

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Re: Dating Disasters

Post by milkman » February 13, 2017, 2:22 pm

Just for fun, I found some more Dating Disasters: http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top ... ies_9.html

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