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Post by jackspratt » March 29, 2021, 11:12 pm

White, English male Christian logic - all Muslims think the same.

(See what I did there?).



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Post by vidmaster » March 30, 2021, 2:58 pm

Of course
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Post by vidmaster » April 2, 2021, 2:31 pm

Sorted😂😂😂😂
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Post by stattointhailand » April 8, 2021, 9:16 pm

Sports Direct Liverpool Branch now have a "bridal section" where the locals can buy their wedding tracksuits

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Post by vidmaster » April 9, 2021, 2:37 pm

Oooops
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Post by AlexO » April 9, 2021, 2:59 pm

jackspratt wrote:
March 29, 2021, 11:12 pm
White, English male Christian logic - all Muslims think the same.

(See what I did there?).
Yes
Just proved your hatred for anything British. As usual you missed the point completely. Was not about Muslims the joke was about Oh So politically correct Woke believers who think everything bad is Tory.

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by AlexO » April 9, 2021, 6:03 pm

Life in Hell
An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets, and escalators; and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls and asks Satan, "So, how are things going down there?"
Satan says, “Why, things are going great. We've now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next!"
God is horrified. "What? You've got an Engineer? That's clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!!"
Satan says, "No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue you."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a Lawyer?

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by jackspratt » April 9, 2021, 9:56 pm

AlexO wrote:
April 9, 2021, 2:59 pm
jackspratt wrote:
March 29, 2021, 11:12 pm
White, English male Christian logic - all Muslims think the same.

(See what I did there?).
Yes
Just proved your hatred for anything British. As usual you missed the point completely. Was not about Muslims the joke was about Oh So politically correct Woke believers who think everything bad is Tory.
Late to the party again, Alex.

My response was to a "joke" from vidmaster which has subsequently been deleted. :oops:

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/ ... irefox-b-d

Don't worry about the apology.

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