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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Earnest » September 24, 2022, 1:49 am

OK, pull on your knickers and go make me a cup of tea while I think about it.

Oh, fook, aye, Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots both won 6 Times.


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And then he'll settle down
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Re: Fat lads quiz 23_09

Post by Earnest » September 24, 2022, 4:58 am

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September 23, 2022, 10:37 pm
1 How long does the sea ferry take to cross from North Island to South Island in New Zealand?

2 What would a chap use a bidet for?

3 The Jacksons' 'Blame it on the Boogie' was released in which year?

4 Bob Geldof sang 'I don't like Mondays' with which band?

5 What does a derailleur do on a bicycle?

6 What activity would Westers be thinking of if he asked you to sign up to 'couch to 5K'?

7 If KP poked his head into the Mess and shouted 'scrub out!', what would he want you to do?

8 What would a Cockney Oik be referring to if he was talking of his 'trouble and strife'?

9 The elevators on an aeroplane vary the attitude in what plane?

10 Who were the Keystone Cops?
He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about ev'rything

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Re: Fat lads quiz 23_09

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Earnest wrote:
September 23, 2022, 10:37 pm
1 How long does the sea ferry take to cross from North Island to South Island in New Zealand?

2 What would a chap use a bidet for?

3 The Jacksons' 'Blame it on the Boogie' was released in which year?

4 Bob Geldof sang 'I don't like Mondays' with which band?

5 What does a derailleur do on a bicycle?

6 What activity would Westers be thinking of if he asked you to sign up to 'couch to 5K'?

7 If KP poked his head into the Mess and shouted 'scrub out!', what would he want you to do?

8 What would a Cockney Oik be referring to if he was talking of his 'trouble and strife'?

9 The elevators on an aeroplane vary the attitude in what plane?

10 Who were the Keystone Cops?
2. to take a leak

10. silent era comedy movie group

7. clean his feet and nether regions in a timely manner (you can probably find it on pornhub)
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » September 24, 2022, 5:12 am

Here is a Canadian quiz for the enlightened.

1. In what year was the First Grey Cup played?

2. Which team won the First Grey Cup?

3. Who donated the Grey Cup?

4. Which team has played in the most Grey Cups?

5. Which team has won the most Grey Cups?

6. Which are the two oldest professional football (not soccer) teams in North America?
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Re: Fat lads quiz 23_09

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 24, 2022, 6:28 am

Earnest wrote:
September 24, 2022, 4:58 am
Bump.
Earnest wrote:
September 23, 2022, 10:37 pm
1 How long does the sea ferry take to cross from North Island to South Island in New Zealand?

2 What would a chap use a bidet for?

3 The Jacksons' 'Blame it on the Boogie' was released in which year?

4 Bob Geldof sang 'I don't like Mondays' with which band?

5 What does a derailleur do on a bicycle?

6 What activity would Westers be thinking of if he asked you to sign up to 'couch to 5K'?

7 If KP poked his head into the Mess and shouted 'scrub out!', what would he want you to do?

8 What would a Cockney Oik be referring to if he was talking of his 'trouble and strife'?

9 The elevators on an aeroplane vary the attitude in what plane?

10 Who were the Keystone Cops?
2 wash ones bottom after an evacuation.
4 Boomtown Rats
5 controls gear selection
8 his wife
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Bandung_Dero » September 24, 2022, 8:27 am

9 = Vertical
7 = Wash the kitchen floors
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by jackspratt » September 24, 2022, 10:02 am

5. Shifts the chain up and down for the selected sprocket.

10. Where were you stationed again, KP?

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Whistler » September 24, 2022, 10:21 am

10 Who were the Keystone Cops?

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Earnest » September 24, 2022, 4:13 pm

Bump.
Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
September 24, 2022, 5:12 am
Here is a Canadian quiz for the enlightened.

1. In what year was the First Grey Cup played?

2. Which team won the First Grey Cup?

3. Who donated the Grey Cup?

4. Which team has played in the most Grey Cups?

5. Which team has won the most Grey Cups?

6. Which are the two oldest professional football (not soccer) teams in North America?
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He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about ev'rything

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by stattointhailand » September 24, 2022, 4:26 pm

Sorry. they didn't teach Canadianism at my skool

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Bandung_Dero » September 24, 2022, 4:45 pm

3= Mr. Grey or was it Mr. Black and Mrs. White
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Earnest » September 24, 2022, 4:46 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 24, 2022, 4:26 pm
Sorry. they didn't teach Canadianism at my skool
OK, I'll wait for Barry the Samster to have a crack then I'll do the answers to mine.
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He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about ev'rything

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Earnest » September 24, 2022, 7:25 pm

1 How long does the sea ferry take to cross from North Island to South Island in New Zealand?
About 3 hours, I understand

2 What would a chap use a bidet for?
To clean his bottom

3 The Jacksons' 'Blame it on the Boogie' was released in which year?
1978

4 Bob Geldof sang 'I don't like Mondays' with which band?
The Boom Town Rats

5 What does a derailleur do on a bicycle?
A derailleur is a variable-ratio bicycle gearing system consisting of a chain, multiple sprockets of different sizes, and a mechanism to move the chain from one sprocket to another.

6 What activity would Westers be thinking of if he asked you to sign up to 'couch to 5K'?
Running, fat lads

7 If KP poked his head into the Mess and shouted 'scrub out!', what would he want you to do?
Clean the Mess and ablutions ready for Skipper's inspection

8 What would a Cockney Oik be referring to if he was talking of his 'trouble and strife'?
Wife

9 The elevators on an aeroplane vary the attitude in what plane?
Pitch

10 Who were the Keystone Cops?
Incompetent comedy policemen who featured in Max Sennett's silent movies.
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He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about ev'rything

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » September 24, 2022, 8:14 pm

Bandung_Dero wrote:
September 24, 2022, 4:45 pm
3= Mr. Grey or was it Mr. Black and Mrs. White
Well, at least you tried: https://thegreycup.com/who-was-earl-grey/ : Albert Henry George Grey, 4th Earl (1851-1917): grew up at Windsor Castle and was private secretary to Prince Alberta and Queen Victoria.

In 1894, he succeeded his uncle as the fourth Earl Grey. Liberal MP (1880-86); administrator of Rhodesia (1896-97); director, British South Africa Company (1898-1904); Governor-General of Canada (1904-11); trustee, Rhodes Trust (1902-17).

He was a politician and diplomat who served as Governor General of Canada from 1904 to 1911, at the time when Alberta and Saskatchewan became provinces. He was very popular with Canadians and was one of the few governors general at that time to complete a full term. In 1909, he donated the Grey Cup, the trophy which is now awarded annually to the Canadian Football League champion.
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Earnest » September 24, 2022, 8:26 pm

Very good, do you have any more?
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » September 24, 2022, 11:45 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 24, 2022, 4:26 pm
Sorry. they didn't teach Canadianism at my skool
'tis a pity. You might have studied skating and made something of your life playing hockey; however, alas and alack, the opportunity passed you by and you ended up having to play soccer.
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » September 24, 2022, 11:47 pm

Earnest wrote:
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Very good, do you have any more?
Do you mean me perchance? Well, sure. They have six more questions to stickhandle through.
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by Earnest » September 25, 2022, 4:39 am

No worries, give me a shout when they're done.
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And then he'll settle down
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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by deankham » September 25, 2022, 12:11 pm

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
September 24, 2022, 5:12 am
Here is a Canadian quiz for the enlightened.

1. In what year was the First Grey Cup played?

2. Which team won the First Grey Cup?

3. Who donated the Grey Cup?

4. Which team has played in the most Grey Cups?

5. Which team has won the most Grey Cups?

6. Which are the two oldest professional football (not soccer) teams in North America?
Did Earnest or DooDoo give you permission to post this nonsense? Can we have some real questions please. What about S.E Asian History, you're quite knowledgeable about that from memory.

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Re: QUIZ TIME IN UDON

Post by tamada » September 25, 2022, 12:34 pm

deankham wrote:
September 25, 2022, 12:11 pm
Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
September 24, 2022, 5:12 am
Here is a Canadian quiz for the enlightened.

1. In what year was the First Grey Cup played?

2. Which team won the First Grey Cup?

3. Who donated the Grey Cup?

4. Which team has played in the most Grey Cups?

5. Which team has won the most Grey Cups?

6. Which are the two oldest professional football (not soccer) teams in North America?
Did Earnest or DooDoo give you permission to post this nonsense? Can we have some real questions please. What about S.E Asian History, you're quite knowledgeable about that from memory.
Ooooh noooooo....not that. Please!
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