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Consolidated Jokes

Post by 747man » November 10, 2019, 7:07 pm

When I was a kid my dad used to tell me to keep my pocket money in a special money box under the stairs I was 15 before I found out it was our gas meter



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Post by stattointhailand » November 11, 2019, 10:15 pm

errr wheres all the jokes gone ???

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Post by AlexO » November 13, 2019, 6:36 pm

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed
middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the
woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so
rude.. My little Fifi is using that seat.."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was
under that dog. "Please, Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his
place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."

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Re: Consolidated Jokes

Post by vidmaster » November 14, 2019, 8:38 am

This any good?
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