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Post by dezzer » June 21, 2015, 1:05 am

Oh btw the grand mother is to old to do the bizz just noticed on Leks C V :D
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Post by Drunk Monkey » June 21, 2015, 1:23 am

Recent ad placed in the BKK Post

FREE BREAST FEEDING TUITION ... very strange just how difficult is it to suck a tit !!?? ..even with yer eyes closed .

Lek please post a pic of Bam asap.

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Post by Zidane » June 21, 2015, 8:04 am

Hi,I'm looking for a rich 80 year old Thai lady who has a terminal illness.
Although I'm 60 I'm still fit and hansum.Well,young women in Central Plaza and Tesco are always telling me this after they have asked how much monthly pension I get.
I'm not after a house or gold or anything like that but I would appreciate a new BMW 7 series,thanks.
If you are a rich old biddy on her last legs please pm me.
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Post by socksy » June 21, 2015, 9:03 am

Zidane wrote:Hi,I'm looking for a rich 80 year old Thai lady who has a terminal illness.
Although I'm 60 I'm still fit and hansum.Well,young women in Central Plaza and Tesco are always telling me this after they have asked how much monthly pension I get.
I'm not after a house or gold or anything like that but I would appreciate a new BMW 7 series,thanks.
If you are a rich old biddy on her last legs please pm me.

You are a wag Zid. When you get a reply I trust you will post a picture of the relevant "old biddy" proudly sitting in the passenger seat of your 7 series. =D> =D> =D>
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Post by Zidane » June 21, 2015, 9:59 am

I've already had a reply from an 83 year old Thai "woman" called Bernard from Surin.
She says she prefers British men as they know how to behave like gentlemen and are better looking than other nationalities.
However,as she worked in a massage parlour in Glasgow in the 1960's and 1970's she would prefer a Scottish man,if possible,as she has fond memories of Scottish whisky and fighting at Glasgow Rangers matches.
Would you like me to forward your personal details,socksy old son ?
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Post by socksy » June 21, 2015, 10:13 am

Already had the pleasure of bedroom Olympics with her Zid after an old firm game five years ago when she was in her 'prime' and still had her own teeth.
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Post by socksy » June 21, 2015, 10:15 am

Already had the pleasure of bedroom Olympics with her Zid after an old firm game five years ago when she was in her 'prime' and still had her own teeth.
Here's tae us, wha's like us, damn few, and they're a' deid. Mair's the pity!
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Post by socksy » June 21, 2015, 10:15 am

Already had the pleasure of bedroom Olympics with her Zid after an old firm game five years ago when she was in her 'prime' and still had her own teeth.

Jesus not posted twice but three times WTF is going on
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Post by Zidane » June 21, 2015, 10:20 am

Thanks for the heads up,socksy....I'll cross her off my list....I'm not interested in "soiled goods." ;)

PS: Maybe your message appeared 3 times because you were excited about seeing her picture again and your fingers were trembling as you pressed the "submit" button ?? 8)
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Post by GT93 » June 22, 2015, 5:46 pm

I'm more interested in the pms Zids received than socksy's trembling fingers. He probably received dozens and has been on lots of dates this week.

Might you be interested in my mother-in-law Zids? My Mrs. is the youngest of nine and I understand the mother-in-law still owns her farm in Sisaket. I add that she has no teeth and should wear a hearing aid but prefers not to do so. She's a lovely old girl. She only asked me for money once and that was for one of her other daughters and not for herself.

A warning - if you come between my Mrs. and the farm she might try to kill you!

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Post by Zidane » June 23, 2015, 7:44 am

Thanks for the offer GT but I find the prospect of you becoming my son-in-law more frightening than being left alone in a darkened room with Bernard ! :D
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Post by GT93 » June 23, 2015, 2:42 pm

That's alright Zids. I wouldn't want a father-in-law faster running around Nong Prajuk than me. :D

I would, however, have been interested in looking at your porn collection!!!

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Post by old timer » July 14, 2015, 1:45 pm

Looks like the OP (troll) has run for cover. Udon Map members being forever helpful to new members as usual.

OT.................. \:D/

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Post by GT93 » July 15, 2015, 2:28 pm

And OT in particular is helpful if the young lady in question is very pleasant on the eye. First class international travel with an expensive Shiraz or two is also a possibility for such a young lady but she might need to spend time in the Middle East. Ah shucks, perhaps a Thai boyfriend and rice whisky might be better?

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Post by amara42 » August 13, 2015, 8:22 pm

Hello dezzer,
This is Lek from Nonsung Udonthani (41330), I am so sorry for replied you lately, I got your answering and you told that you can give money to Bam 20,000 baht a month. She was borned the baby (the girl) already and now she is in Payaow (the province in the North of Thailand) with her mom and I wanna talk with you for Bam,,,please contact me again. I will check the answering from you everyday and looking forward to hear from you all the times.
Sincerely,
Lek.

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